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The user displays a chaotic, self‑deprecating, often vulgar humor that mirrors Homer’s love for drinking, lazy attitude and impulsive outbursts, as seen in tweets like 'killing myself [picture]' and 'i’m a MAN and i’m also SICK brooo 💔 What is even the fucking point anymore [picture]'. He constantly complains about work and finances, reminiscent of Homer's grumbling about the nuclear plant and his money troubles, for example 'when i see how much tax i paid in my payslip i get a bit turned on ngl.. like yesss hmrc drain me… take it all [picture]' and 'Hi guys. I’m in a sticky situation, my finances are in a horrible state…'. The user’s random, nonsensical posts about video games, 'valorant gameplay genuinely makes my skin crawl what a fucking awful game [picture]', and '15 hours of hades 2 within just over 2 days ok i need to get a fucking life guys! [2 pictures]' echo Homer's tendency to obsess over simple pleasures and then abandon them. His frequent references to alcohol, beers, and bodily functions – 'when the guy at the urinal next to you has a wimpy piss trickle… #pissmogged #hydrationking [picture]' and 'manager’s not in and beers have somehow appeared in the office fridge [picture]' – are classic Homer behaviours. Overall, the combination of laziness, vulgar jokes, erratic emotional swings, and a love‑hate relationship with work and money makes Homer Simpson the best match for this user.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extraversion, constantly broadcasting personal moments and addressing followers, e.g., "good morning oomfs im live from the office" and "Cheers good morning everyone!!!". Their focus is on concrete, sensory details and immediate bodily experiences, such as "when the guy at the urinal next to you has a wimpy piss trickle ..." and "shitting so hard i had to put linkin park on to get through it". They make decisions driven by personal feelings and emotional reactions, using emotive language like "i'm a MAN and i'm also SICK brooo 💔 What is even the fucking point anymore" and "my day has been ruined". Their posting style is spontaneous, unstructured, and driven by momentary impulses, evident in random musings like "just imagined what oomf smells like" and frequent complaints about everyday annoyances. This combination of Extraverted, Sensing, Feeling, Perceiving traits aligns best with the ESFP personality type.

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21‑yr UK gamer & meme curator. I once spent 15 hrs on Hades 2, survived a coffee spill during a Zoom call, and now I share the chaos.– @joshaing

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The dark rum mirrors the user’s bleak humor and lines like "killing myself" or "my day has been ruined", giving the drink a brooding base. A shot of espresso fuels the late‑night gaming rage seen in tweets about "Valorant gameplay" and "15 hours of Hades 2", while hot sauce adds an unexpected kick that reflects the absurd, bodily‑focused jokes such as "when the guy at the urinal next to you has a wimpy piss trickle…". Cola represents the endless flood of notifications and chaotic feed the user laments, and a splash of grenadine adds a fleeting sweet note reminiscent of moments like "thank you for 3 million followers". Altogether this cocktail captures the self‑described "serial chiller" vibe and the wild, unpredictable energy of their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Many of Joshaing's tweets reveal a focus on personal gain, manipulation, and a desire to control their social environment, which aligns with Slytherin's ambition and cunning. For example, they say "where does one find useful oomfs like this ? most of mine are vile horrible people. disgusting creatures. looking for good oomfs" indicating a strategic search for advantageous connections. Their self‑promotion and pursuit of status are evident in "thank you for 3 million followers goodnight to all my gorgeous internet friends" and "AAAAND #PURCHASED". They also display a willingness to exploit relationships, as seen in "paid up front for 30 days of girlfriend experience and she just insta blocked me... women are so fake". This pattern of resource‑seeking and self‑preservation fits Slytherin more than the other houses.

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The user repeatedly voices self‑loathing and a sense of being an outcast, for example: "I’m a MAN and I'm also SICK brooo 💔 What is even the fucking point anymore" and "killing myself". This mirrors the central lyric of Radiohead’s "Creep": "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?" Their frustration with an unreadable Twitter feed – "my fyp is so finished man. 0 followers i know, 0 replies…" – reflects the song’s theme of feeling invisible and unwanted. The chaotic, disjointed style of their posts, ranging from gaming complaints to bizarre bodily humor, matches the song’s haunting, dissonant atmosphere. Overall, the combination of despair, alienation, and a yearning for acceptance makes "Creep" the best fit.

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