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Your Simpsons character
Josh resonates most with Lisa Simpson due to his intellectualism, social consciousness, and occasional feelings of dejection toward the state of the world. Much like Lisa, he is a dedicated student of complex media and niche interests, noting his “100% finished palworld” and deep dives into “botany and taxonomy”. He mirrors her critical eye for injustice and illogical arguments, frequently calling out “Twitter arguments” that favor strawmen or people who “can't read”. Despite his high standards, he shares Lisa's existential weight, expressing a “tragic” and “painful” sense of misery regarding the world around him.

Your MBTI personality Type
Josh exhibits Introversion through his solitary gaming habits and humorous bio, “You haven't unlocked this character yet,” suggesting a preference for personal space over social visibility. His Intuition is evident in his interest in abstract systems and theoretical game design, such as wanting a “Strange Horticulture game but with real life plants” to learn taxonomy. He shows a strong Thinking preference by prioritizing logic and critiquing logical fallacies, noting that “Twitter arguments are mostly about ignoring the info in front of you and instead favoring a strawman.” Finally, his Perceiving nature is reflected in his tendency to get sidetracked by curiosities, admitting he “opened twitter to find a foodpanda voucher then wasted time getting distracted by gossip.”

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Former educator now navigating the T1 fandom, Gacha salt, and the taxonomy of real-life plants. I survived the 240-day Ayaka banner and a 130-hour Palworld binge.– @joshargonza

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This cocktail is a complex blend of high-level strategy and chaotic internet culture, much like a man who “learned about [a fish] 5mins ago” yet is 'superinvested.' The bitter Campari represents the 'anguish and suffering' of “being born Filipino”, while the Gin reflects his background as a former educator who knows “Asian english exams are very different from spoken english”. It's a drink served to a T1 fan who has survived the 'truck convoy of harassment,' designed for someone who admits “shock humor... is top comedy for me”. Finally, the sparkling finish captures that rare moment of “good vibes for 2023” and the 'tiny surge of joy' found in a well-placed headshot.

Your Hogwarts House
Josh consistently demonstrates an analytical and intellectual mindset, frequently critiquing logical fallacies and the quality of information in public discourse. He displays a typical Ravenclaw wit and curiosity, whether he is proposing a game to “learn botany and taxonomy” or dissecting how “Twitter arguments are mostly about ignoring the info in front of you and instead favoring a strawman”. His critique of “Asian english exams” for being too focused on technicalities over practical use highlights a deep interest in the nuances of linguistics and education. Even his humor leans toward the observational and meta, such as when he reflects on “the thematic tie ins and contextual brilliance of 2B's ass shots”. Ultimately, his tendency to “internalize, absorb, and emanate” information makes him a perfect fit for the house of the wise.

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Josh's online persona is defined by a mix of cynical humor and a desire to escape into gaming subcultures to avoid the frustrations of reality. He often finds himself overwhelmed by external stressors, such as when he admitted he was “Burnt out. Super.” or when he lamented that “Twitter arguments are mostly about ignoring the info in front of you”. The song’s theme of detachment resonates with his habit of distracting himself, like the time he “opened twitter to find a foodpanda voucher” but ended up lost in gossip instead. His bio, “You haven't unlocked this character yet,” further emphasizes a sense of distance and mystery that mirrors the song's vibe of cool, analytical observation. Ultimately, his preference for “shock humor” and gaming reflects a conscious choice to focus on things that are far less taxing than the heavy burdens of real-life responsibility.

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