Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal Fandom: He is a dedicated "SuperFan" of Valeria Richards, even changing his handle and profile to represent her.
- Passionate Gamer: He shows great persistence in Marvel Rivals, celebrating defeating top players and grinding 45 more levels.
- Analytical Reader: He provides thoughtful commentary on comic narratives, such as the Future Foundation's ties to S.H.I.E.L.D..
- Ethical Stance: He strongly opposes generative artificial intelligence, calling it “ai slop” and “ai garbage”.
- Appreciative Friend: He maintains a friendly tone with his audience, frequently tweeting “GOOD MORNING FRIEND'S” and “HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS”.
Weaknesses:
- Poor Sleep Habits: He frequently stays up late or wakes too early, noting it is “5am and I haven't slept”.
- Impulsive Gambler: He admits to “doing a little gambling” on limited units despite regretting the outcome.
- Social Isolation: He expresses loneliness, mentioning he has “no one to play with” and “no one to celebrate” holidays with.
- Time Zone Struggles: He finds it difficult to build a community because he was “cursed with britishness” while his peers are overseas.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Joshua shares Lisa's intense intellectual passion and moral conviction, often acting as a 'superfan' of niche comic lore and advocating against corporate practices. Like Lisa's frequent frustrations with her surroundings, Joshua describes his location as 'United Kingdom (Hell)' and takes a firm ethical stand against AI, tweeting, “fuck your ai slop you soulless trillion dollar bitches”. He mirrors Lisa’s 'smartest person in the room' energy when analyzing Valeria Richards, noting her “sass” and how she is “too smart to give up”. Ultimately, his deep appreciation for the Fantastic Four and his tendency to feel isolated—as seen when he laments “having no one to celebrate” New Year's with—perfectly captures the spirit of Springfield's resident misunderstood genius.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Joshua leans toward Introversion, often expressing social exhaustion and a preference for solitary gaming, as seen when he mentions “Buying the fortnite battlepass damn well knowing i have no one to play with”. His Intuitive side is shown through his deep engagement with fictional narratives and character potential, such as theorizing how “Galacta would be somewhat thankful towards Franklin” based on abstract power levels. He strongly exhibits Feeling traits, reacting emotionally to stories with comments like “It's so fucking peak!!! Yelena can you hug me and cure my depression pls” and showing deep empathy for his favorite characters. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his spontaneous 'ValPosting' and his self-described lack of routine, noting “its 5am and I haven't slept” while browsing TikTok edits.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Valeria Richards? Because you’ve officially hacked your way into my heart and I’m definitely not looking for a troubleshoot.
- I promise I’m more reliable than an American moot—I’ll never make you wait until 1am just to play some Rivals.
- Are we in a Marvel Rivals sweat-fest? Because my heart is racing like I'm trying to hit those last 45 levels to rank up with you.
- I’d never throw you off a building in a wheelchair like Namor; I’d rather be the Franklin to your Val and make sure you never have to worry.
- Forget the MCU marathon—I’d rather just spend the night ‘ValPosting’ with you and proving why you’re the real Fantastic 1.
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Your new Twitter bio
UK-based Marvel Rivals tactician and F4 scholar. Once spent 2 hours straight playing a raccoon; now I mostly analyze Valeria Richards’ sass and outplay sweats.– @JoshuaYoDog
Your signature cocktail
The 3-Apple Tall Mocktail
Since Joshua doesn't drink, this vibrant mocktail is themed around his status as a Valeria Richards SuperFan. The blueberry syrup reflects the 'Fantastic 4' blue aesthetic, while the apple base honors his description of 'Mini Doom' being “only 3 apples tall”. The sparkling tonic represents his high-energy gaming sessions, though the salty sea foam reminds us of his recurring beef with Namor, specifically when he cried, “NAMOR WHY ARE YOU BEING SO EVIL”. Despite the occasional “Stomach Pain :(” or 'sweaty' matchmaking, the silver star garnish celebrates his “greatest achievement ever, defeating necros”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Joshua consistently prioritizes intellectual appreciation and analytical thinking, particularly regarding comic book lore and character intelligence. He praises Valeria Richards' wit, noting “she's too smart to give up” and celebrating her hacking skills with “Yes, Val, hack them all.” His Ravenclaw nature is further shown through his critical analysis of writing quality, such as when he expresses fear that a solo run will have “hype and no substance” or when he speculates on complex character power dynamics, hoping two powerful beings “become good friends on the basis of being some of the most powerful begins in the universe.” This dedication to logic and creative speculation over raw impulse or simple loyalty defines his digital presence.
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Fantastic - Flamin' Groovies
Joshua’s online identity revolves entirely around his obsession with the Fantastic Four, specifically his status as a “Valeria Richards SuperFan” who believes “Valeria is the best F4 member”. The song's upbeat energy mirrors his excitement for the franchise, seen when he screams that a film is “SO PEAK, ITS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME”. Even when he is frustrated by his “cursed... britishness” or lack of New Year's plans, he finds solace in his “beloved Sue collection”. Ultimately, the theme of finding something 'fantastic' to cling to suits a user who spends his time “ValPosting” and celebrating the “Fantastic Moves” of his favorite characters.
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