josiehazardd
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Her constant caps and fandom declarations like 'jeff max design pro im madly in love with you' and 'WAITER WAITER MORE YATTA SKINS' show deep enthusiasm and emotional investment.
- Creative: Creating things 'made with prisma3d' and running dramatic MDP RP pranks ('twiddlefinger with a chainsaw morph') demonstrates hands-on artistic skills.
- Boundary-Setter: She clearly signals limits with 'PROSHIP DNI' in her name and asks 'please read my strawpage b4 following', indicating she manages her online space intentionally.
- Defender of Others: Her refusal to dehumanize 'doubles' ('IM nonsharing and even 'doubles are just bots or dumbass little kids' puts me off') shows she cares about fairness and protecting marginalized behaviour in fandom.
- Witty / Theatrical: Her comic timing and expressive reactions — 'Hahahahaha!!!! again!!!' and playful exclamations like 'OHHHH MY GODDD MY SHAYLAAAA' — make her entertaining and memorable.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: Frequent all-caps rants and instant reactions like 'i hate twitter i hate twitter users i hate this platform i hate you all goodbye' suggest rapid emotional responses that can escalate situations.
- Emotional Volatility: Shifts from playful ('😁😁😁') to dark ('let me die peldakde') show mood swings that make consistency and reassurance hard for others to maintain.
- Attention-Seeking in Hurtful Ways: Tweets like 'see how people only start paying attention when i point it out' reveal a pattern of signaling distress to force recognition, which can strain relationships.
- Conflict-Prone: Her blunt calls-out and drama involvement ('GINGERPIGEONISOVERPARTY', 'IM CEYING') indicate she often ends up in online fights or controversies.
- Self-Critical: Repeated self-deprecation—'im genuinely worthless and i need to die!'—shows internal negative self-talk that undermines her wellbeing and creative work.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best match because of Josie's mix of moral sanctimony, young-teen intelligence, and heartfelt activism: Josie calls out unfairness ('IM nonsharing... puts me off'), champions what she cares about, and suffers when her ideals aren't met. Like Lisa, she can be earnest to the point of exhaustion and feels deeply misunderstood by peers, which matches many of Josie's more anguished and corrective tweets.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP fits Josie: she's outgoing and expressive on social media (Extravert), thrives on imaginative shipping and alternative character interpretations (Intuitive), tends to make decisions from passion rather than pure logic ('jeff max design pro im madly in love with you'), and shows a flexible, spontaneous approach to social life and content ('i may put cashapp in bio or start a gofund me gang this is getting bad'). Examples: her extroversion is visible in 'hello!!!!! to whoever sent this' and public rants; her intuition and idealism in 'how it feels yumeshipping with a character that is not only mischaracterized'; her feeling-driven choices in emotional pleas like 'please im begging why do i need to keep living'; and her perceiving spontaneity in impulsive tweets and sudden pivots ('WDYM I REACHED THE MAX AMOUNT OF FAVORITED GIFS????????????').
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Prisma3D file? Because I'd spend hours importing your layers and rendering every shade of you.
- Call me a chainsaw morph — I'll chase you through any RP just to make you laugh.
- I swear I've read your strawpage twice already — wanna let me favorite your GIFs until the counter breaks?
- If ships had bank accounts I'd fund ours: I may 'put cashapp in bio' but only if it's for you.
- Forget skins, you're the rarest drop — and yes, I would camp the spawn for you.
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Your new Twitter bio
15 • she/her • fandom animator & roleplayer | #AlphabetLore + #DandysWorld stan • auADHD & anxiety advocate • proship (DNI) • Prisma3D tinkerer who once chased people with a chainsaw morph • strawpage = vibes / respect it– @josiehazardd
Your signature cocktail
Strawpage Strawberry Riot
This bright, slightly chaotic drink matches Josie's watermark of candy-colored fandom and performative energy. The strawberry nods to her '🧁' aesthetic and 'strawpage' link, vodka gives it the teenage-rebellion kick akin to her caps-locked rants ('i hate twitter... goodbye'), lemon adds a tart edge like her biting comebacks, and edible glitter reflects the glimmer of skins and Prisma3D art ('made with prisma3d'). It's fun, loud, and a little messy — just like her timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Josie fits Hufflepuff because she shows fierce loyalty, fairness, and a desire to protect others—she defends marginalised fandom practices ('IM nonsharing and even 'doubles are just bots or dumbass little kids' puts me off') and repeatedly asks for respectful boundaries ('please read my strawpage b4 following'). Her persistence in creating ('made with prisma3d') and staying in communities despite drama ('yumetwt has arguably been the worst space ive ever been in') demonstrates the Hufflepuff endurance and work ethic. She's not seeking glory so much as belonging and kindness, core Hufflepuff values.
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Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
The song's teenage outsider vibe and aching, melodramatic longing match Josie's mix of 'i may just be meant to be alone' sentiment and public, over-the-top declarations. Lines about feeling misunderstood and obsessed with romance/identity pair well with tweets like 'maybe im just meant to be alone, given how im a backup friend' and her intense fandom yearnings.
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