Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Musically Cultured: Shows deep appreciation for artists like Björk, Jeff Buckley, and Rosalía, calling the latter the “it girl do momento”.
- Academic Perseverance: Celebrates passing difficult university subjects with the minimum required grade, stating he has “muito a comemorar hoje”.
- Social Loyalty: Prioritizes family and friends, even choosing a “churrasquinho com a familia” over traveling early to Rio.
- Physical Discipline: Maintains a consistent gym routine, sharing updates on his “treininho relâmpago” and strength progress.
- Self-Irony: Uses humor to handle digital setbacks, such as “accepting the shadowban” and tweeting anyway.
Weaknesses:
- Vulgar Language: His bio and several tweets contain aggressive or derogatory terms, such as “fuck jotinha stupid ass bicha”.
- Academic Procrastination: Frequently complains about his studies, referring to them as “escolinha do caralho”.
- Chronic Exhaustion: Self-identifies as the “homem mais cansado do estoril” and expresses frequent fatigue.
- Impulsive Traveling: Often seeks last-minute transport, such as “procuro carona uba x rio” for immediate departure.
- Low Attention Span: Admits to struggling with subtitles or text in media, calling it a “palhaçada” to have to pause anime to read.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Jota possesses a sophisticated and eclectic taste in music and culture, frequently referencing indie icons and specific media like “te amo jeff buckley te amo” and Jujutsu Kaisen. They share a dramatic, existential flair and a tendency to feel overwhelmed by their environment, whether it's academic stress—“porra de escolinha do caralho sina da minha vida”—or social exhaustion. Jota’s self-deprecating humor and sharp wit mirror Lisa's often cynical view of the world, especially when they feel misunderstood by those around them, as seen in the tweet “devo tá mto bicha nessa foto do blablacar p ninguém aceitar essa carona”. Ultimately, both are defined by their deep emotional sensitivity and a relentless pursuit of aesthetic and intellectual validation.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Jota demonstrates Extroversion through a heavy focus on social interactions and nightlife, frequently tweeting about trips with friends and the frustration of “being an uncle to a girl” or “cascanding so much on this trip, I love my girls”. Their Intuitive side is seen in their lyrical, abstract connection to music and pop culture, such as quoting “it’s like i’m a jeff buckley song but in my eyes”. The Feeling trait is evident in their emotionally driven and self-deprecating humor, often asking if they should “kill themselves or not” based on astrological apps. Finally, Jota shows a strong Perceiving preference, characterized by spontaneity and a lack of planning, seen when they “gave up going to Rio earlier” just for a barbecue or when they “tweet anything” to deal with a shadowban.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’d never let you go on a solo BlaBlaCar ride—not because of the profile picture, but because a guy with your taste in Jeff Buckley deserves a dedicated co-pilot.
- Are you the new season of Jujutsu Kaisen? Because even if things get a little confusing and I have to pause to catch up, I’m still completely obsessed with you.
- Forget Timothée Chalamet, you already won—and I promise I’ll never make you choose between a family barbecue and a trip to Rio.
- They say 2025 was your last year as a twink, so does that mean 2026 is the year you become my 'man' like that Jeff Buckley song you posted?
- I might not be a pot of Skala, but I’d still love to be the gift you find waiting for you at Pedra do Sal.
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Belo Horizonte native surviving the IT life through gym sessions, Jujutsu Kaisen marathons, and Rosalía’s discography. Once tried to cook while my friend was busy.– @jotasales
Your signature cocktail
The Twink-Base Tremonade
This experimental cocktail captures the chaotic energy of a self-proclaimed 'bicha' who is officially entering his 'last year being a twink'. The Cachaça reflects his frequent trips between 'uba x rio', while a heavy splash of 'coca zero' is added to save his soul after long nights out. The Rosalia-inspired syrup pays homage to the 'it girl do momento', and the salty rim is for the drama of being 'the most tired man in Estoril'. Served in a glass that looks like it's 'nascer sem cabeça', it's the perfect drink for someone who would rather be eating a 'jantinha' while watching anime.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Jota exhibits a sharp, self-preservationist wit and a focus on status and social aesthetics, often using biting humor to navigate his environment. He shows a resourceful, no-nonsense attitude toward his goals, celebrating when he achieves results with the bare minimum effort, such as when he “passei em duas matérias com exatos 60 tenho muito a comemorar hoje”. His bio and frequent use of ironic, edgy commentary like “aceitei o shadowban e estarei tweetando qualquer coisa” demonstrate a classic Slytherin disregard for conventional rules in favor of his own narrative. Furthermore, his ambition is flavored by a specific cultural taste and a desire for exclusivity, seen in his reaction to others infringing on his interests: “parem de postar que conseguiram o ingresso da rosália”. This combination of social cunning, blunt honesty about his own desires, and a focus on his personal “brand” aligns him firmly with the house of ambition.
Your movie
Your song
Lover, You Should've Come Over - Jeff Buckley
Jota is deeply connected to music that balances melancholy with a vibrant, queer identity, frequently expressing a profound emotional attachment to Jeff Buckley's discography. He explicitly identifies with this specific track, tweeting “it’s like i’m a jeff buckley song but in my eyes lover you should've come over”, while also declaring his love for the artist elsewhere. His feed reflects a life of transition and longing, often “encariando os próximos dias” or navigating the exhaustion of travel and social life. The song’s themes of youth, regret, and waiting perfectly mirror his self-described journey, including his humorous countdown to the end of his “twink” era. Ultimately, the track captures his blend of dramatic romanticism and the everyday reality of being the “homem mais cansado do estoril”.
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