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This user reads most like Lisa Simpson if Lisa were an extremely online Brazilian teen with a darker sense of humor. They’re introspective and self-aware, often overthinking their feelings and relationships, like when they say “eh tao cocozento gostar tanto de alguém a ponto de você se sentir chata pq a pessoa é tipo Messias pra ti” and “um dia eu vou parar de ser insegura e vai ser no mesmo dia que vou abrir mão de fazer tudo que me consome sem eu receber nada em troca”. Like Lisa, they’re frustrated with work and adult expectations, joking that “eu nao aguento mais trabalhar eu nasci pra ser vagabunda” and struggling with finding a job as a young apprentice in “eh um cu achar um emprego de menor aprendiz meudeus eu nao aguento mais trabalhar em comércio”. There’s also a very Lisa-esque mix of artsy/nerdy interests, like wanting to be a violist in “eu acho que eu quero ser uma violista profissional 😔” and obsessing over specific music and games such as “eu estou completamente viciada em vita mahjong”. At the same time, they’re sarcastic, politically and socially opinionated, and sharply critical of people’s behavior, for example in “a pessoa que vai te jurar de pé junto que não é racista pensa desse jeito” and “odeio que esperem que você abra mão de coisas que não muda absolutamente nada na porra da vida de ngm pq vc namora”, which is very in line with Lisa’s moral streak and constant irritation at everyone’s nonsense. Finally, their mix of melancholy, hope, and brainrot—oscillating between “todo mundo com esperança pra 2026 espero que alguém acerte” and “meudeus do ceu alguma coisa desandou q minha existência todinha ta um caos”—matches Lisa’s combination of idealism and existential angst.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference other people, drama, and social dynamics, describing themselves as very curious about others’ lives, e.g. “alguém me tira essa curiosidade de saber da vida dos outros meudeus eu ja to farmando instagram” and “meu defeito eh curiar todo mundo dms😞”, and talk about being extremely chatty and fofoqueira in “meudeus eu sou extremamente fofoqueira eu tenho que parar com isso a culpa ta batendo😭”. They seem more iNtuitive than Sensing: they frequently spiral into big-picture feelings and meanings rather than concrete facts, e.g. “esse ano foi um grande brainrot, eu fico ouvindo vozes como 'abacate' ... 'como vocês estão?' 'uma salva de palmas pra...'” and “eh tao cocozento gostar tanto de alguém a ponto de você se sentir chata pq a pessoa é tipo Messias pra ti”. The heavy emphasis on emotions, relationships, and self-worth points to Feeling: they complain about how others treat them and how that makes them feel, as in “todo mundo me trata igual merda ai eu passo o instagram pro meu namorado e de repente eu sou a vida de todo mundo” and describe intense emotional states like “viver esses dias ta sendo a melhor coisa queria sentir que é real”. Their lifestyle seems spontaneous and adaptable, fitting Perceiving: they rant about hating work and wanting freedom (“eu nao aguento mais trabalhar eu nasci pra ser vagabunda”), struggle with consistent structure and jobs (“eh um cu achar um emprego de menor aprendiz meudeus eu nao aguento mais trabalhar em comércio”), and frequently act on impulse and mood (reinstalling Twitter just to vent in “reinstalando pra jogar todos os meus pensamento ruins e desinstalar 😜”). Putting this together, their combination of outward expressiveness, emotional intensity, chaotic spontaneity, and abstract, associative brainrot humor most closely matches ENFP.

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Part-time commerce worker, full-time gyaru & K‑pop enthusiast. Once cried to BTS after quitting a job and decided the cello concerto ad was high art.– @JOtotheGAYZ

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This drink starts with soju/light vodka for the K‑pop brainrot and the way they’ll “lay down for the industry and cry listening to kpop,” giving it a young, chaotic buzz. Passion fruit juice is their loud affection and messy love life energy, from “I’m loving with some paranoias but I am loving” to yelling “I was born to be a bum” instead of working. A hit of espresso channels the overthinking, insomnia and constant scrolling, like “I’m so addicted to Vita Mahjong I close my eyes and see the game” and the late‑night “almost 5 in the morning” vibes. Sour cherry/cranberry liqueur brings the sad‑girl bite of job stress and low self‑worth, from “it’s a pain in the ass to find a young apprentice job” to “I feel like such an idiot when I’m too much myself.” Finally, sparkling citrus soda on top is their clownery and relentless humor—whether they’re “extremely gossipy” or threatening to “beat this Corinthian bastard up,” the bubbles keep it light, chaotic, and very gyaru-coded.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong loyalty and relational focus throughout their timeline, constantly centering friends, partner, and mutuals. For example, they complain about how relationships demand unnecessary sacrifices with clear indignation at unfairness: “odeio que esperem que você abra mão de coisas que não muda absolutamente nada na porra da vida de ngm pq vc namora, eu vejo isso eu fico possessa nmrl”, which suggests a strong sense of fairness and boundaries in caring relationships. Their tenderness toward the boyfriend is obvious in posts like “af postei mó foto bonitinha com meu namorado so q ele ta dormindo e eu to ansiosa pra ele ver cu” and “eu estou tao bem eu queria q meu namorado sentisse esse bem específico que eu to sentindo”, showing emotional loyalty and wanting to share good feelings. They’re also quietly hardworking despite complaining: “eu nao aguento mais trabalhar eu nasci pra ser vagabunda” and later “eh um cu achar um emprego de menor aprendiz meudeus eu nao aguento mais trabalhar em comércio” show they keep grinding even when it sucks, very Hufflepuff-coded perseverance. Even their self-critique about gossip and curiosity, like “meudeus eu sou extremamente fofoqueira eu tenho que parar com isso a culpa ta batendo” and “meu defeito eh curiar todo mundo dms”, shows a conscience oriented toward not hurting others rather than toward personal glory or cunning. Taken together, the emphasis on relationships, fairness, work struggle, and guilty conscience over small moral failings fits Hufflepuff far more than the other houses.

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A song that fits them well is “Kill This Love” by BLACKPINK. They clearly live in K‑pop and stan culture, as seen when they say they cried listening to K‑pop in “deitei pra industria e chorei ouvindo kpop nao tenho o menor orgulho disso” and when they mock fandom dynamics in “blinks se impressionarem com pouco eh tao real”. The song’s mix of chaotic confidence and emotional drama matches their intense swings between being fed up with work in “eu nao aguento mais trabalhar eu nasci pra ser vagabunda” and their messy romantic/affective feelings in “eh tao cocozento gostar tanto de alguém a ponto de você se sentir chata pq a pessoa é tipo Messias pra ti”. Their loud, funny, slightly unhinged online persona in tweets like “seguinte vai todo mundo se fuder enfia a mão no cu e roda ate sumir da terra” matches the song’s explosive, in-your-face energy. Kill This Love is dramatic, camp, and cathartic—exactly the kind of over-the-top soundtrack that fits someone who tweets things like “eu quero ver pessoas sofrendo” while still being openly soft and sentimental about love and friends.

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