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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-analytical about the media they love, and very principled about social issues. Like Lisa, they fixate on stories and feel genuinely hurt when the writing is unjust, as shown by posts like “this is more than just abt ships, these characters we adore have been butchered this season and everyone feels out of character 💔#netflixreleasethevolume2files” and “we have been waiting a DECADE… vol 2 has not been satisfactory AT ALL and we deserve to see the REAL story we were owed”. Their criticism of queer representation and homophobia—“let me get this straight.. jumax and jopper getting a happy ending… yet rovickie break up and will’s love was unreciprocated . they rlly do despise gay ppl” and “their supposed“empowering”queer writing got queerbait trending .. oh its bleak duffers u are over”—reflects Lisa’s social-justice-oriented, idealistic worldview. They’re also very fandom-brain and studious about canon, spinning theories like “why do some of the #conformitygate theories actually make sense.. i wish the duffers were smart enough to pull this off”, which feels like Lisa’s obsessive dedication to causes and interests. Even their self-aware humor and melodramatic coping—“half my brain telling me to get over stranger things… the other half is telling me to stay fixated on it and pump out a bunch of edits to cope”—fits Lisa’s mix of high emotion, introspection, and channeling feelings into creative work. Overall, they read as a very online, fandom-poisoned version of Lisa Simpson: morally driven, over-invested in narratives, and unafraid to call out injustice, even in their favorite media.

Your MBTI personality Type
They share hyper-specific feelings about fandom disappointments rather than parties or social clout, implying introversion; see “half my brain telling me to get over stranger things… the other half telling me to stay fixated and pump out edits” showing solitary coping and inner focus. Their constant theorizing about narrative twists like “why do some of the #conformitygate theories actually make sense… would be such a cool twist” indicates intuition over concrete facts. Emotional language dominates, such as “so i guess im just the idiot fąggot… straight ppl can find love but not gay ppl!!!!”, revealing a feeling-based lens. They rarely mention schedules or plans and react impulsively (“IM KILLING MYSELF”) which is characteristic of perceiving spontaneity. Together these traits fit INFP.

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Mel | edit gremlin w/ a Stranger Things dissertation and a Hoyo grind habit | once got my family to theorize #conformitygate over dinner | multifandom HQ– @joyceluvrr

Your signature cocktail
This drink rides the emotional whiplash of “byler might be the biggest case of queerbaiting ive ever seen bro” with a grapefruit tonic that stings like canon disappointment yet keeps fizzing with fandom hope. Hibiscus chili syrup turns their volcanic pleas—“IM KILLING MYSELF”—into a tongue-tingling burn that refuses to quiet down. Lavender foam softens the blow for the multifandom romantic yelling “i love misty quigley she’s so skrunkly and pookie pie”, while iridescent glitter celebrates the hyperfixation glitter-bombing timelines in “getting so much lesbyler on my tl god is real”. Strong, bitter-sweet, and wildly extra—just like their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
“oh they dont give a FUCK about the valid criticism . their egos are hurt they rlly thought we’d eat up this marvelslop finale full of plot holes and problematic writing im crine” shows fearless willingness to call out creators despite backlash, a hallmark of Gryffindor boldness. “so i guess im just the idiot fąggot who genuinely believed we had a chance of getting a good queer relationship but no! useless queers can only be loved by themself! straight ppl can find love and have meaningful relationships but not gay ppl!!!! i feel so dumb genuinely” reveals raw courage in confronting painful injustices head-on instead of staying silent. That same impulsive, passionate defense of her fandom appears in “IM KILLING MYSELF”, where the dramatic hyperbole underscores a dramatic, heart-on-sleeve reaction typical of Gryffindors. Even her hopefulness about wild theories like “me liking tweets from both sides of the arguments surrounding #conformitygate bc im just indecisive like that” shows she jumps into debates with daring curiosity rather than caution. Together, these tweets depict someone driven more by fiery conviction and bravery than by calculation or patience, marking her as a clear Gryffindor.

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My Tears Ricochet mirrors their mix of devotion and heartbreak over Stranger Things and queer narratives. They mourn the finale’s betrayal, e.g., “i feel worse for being queer bc of this show yeah time to get a new hyperfixation to obsess over this hurts so much”, echoing the song’s themes of shattered trust. Their fixation on Byler and queer representation, seen in “byler might be the biggest case of queerbaiting ive ever seen bro”, matches the song’s lament for love unreciprocated and misused. Even while clinging to hope—“im feeling SO confident on byler endgame omg today has been great”—they oscillate between devotion and disillusionment, just like Swift’s narrator. The lyrics about watching someone “burn this city down” resonate with their fury at the duffers’ handling of queer arcs and broken promises, highlighted in “they were literally written in just to be used to further a gay boys plot of unreciprocated love”.

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