Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic fan: Shows strong, joyful engagement with music and fandoms, like excitement for concerts and album drops in tweets such as “seeing jose madero tonight and mcr in 3 weeks my broncos are in the afc championship life is good” and “ITS OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
- Community-oriented: Frequently references ‘moots’ and fandom communities, and invites interaction, e.g. “same, i rly appreciate my moots in a non parasocial way” and “would you like 2 see furry stuff or nah”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on own behavior and mental health, like “ive been on twitter all day i feel like a slob :p” and the break announcement “i will take a break from twitter until september 5th at the earliest.”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, sarcastic tone and memes, for example “fun fact: every brendon hate tweet decreases the chance of new panic music and shows by 9%” and “smokers/vapers in 30 years”.
- Open-minded: Willing to revise opinions based on new information, as in “i listened to a bit more by them maybe they're not so bad” about twenty one pilots.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Tweets about overusing the platform and feeling like a slob, e.g. “ive been on twitter all day i feel like a slob :p” and “why do i always tweet so much during the summer”.
- Harsh language: Uses strong insults and profanity toward groups, like “magats are enraged... dumbasses” and “i dont live in the us but i swear YALL ARE FUCKING STUPID.”.
- Overexposed online: Recognizes social media’s negative impact on mental health while still being very active, as seen in “what twitter has done to it (and actually just social media in general)” and frequent meta-commentary about tweeting a lot.
- Self-critical: Talks down on own past content and worries about perception, e.g. “should i delete like 90% of my tweets they're so BAD” and “chat im getting COOKED”.
- Fandom stress: Gets emotionally overwhelmed by fandom drama and online discourse, as implied by “being a broncos fan and a swiftie is going to be so hard this season...” and the decision to consider archiving and leaving stan Twitter in “thinking of archiving some of my old posts and leaving stan twt”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and a little bit of a menace but ultimately good-hearted. Their timeline is full of excitable, impulsive outbursts like “IM SO FUCKING HAPPY OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGOGMGOM” and all-caps clowning such as “oh god we ARE clowning”, which mirrors Bart’s high-energy, dramatic reactions. They’re irreverent and snarky about politics and culture, with posts like “magats are enraged at the fact that bad bunny is performing at the super bowl dumbasses” and “i dont live in the us but i swear YALL ARE FUCKING STUPID.”, very in line with Bart’s rebellious, authority-mocking streak. At the same time, they show genuine affection and emotional investment in their interests and friends, like “same, i rly appreciate my moots in a non parasocial way” and enthusiastic fandom posts such as “chappell dropped last night, the jobros drop next week... bitch im getting FED”. The mix of mischief, pop-culture obsession, and underlying warmth fits Bart far better than the more earnest Lisa or laid-back Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with fandoms and their timeline, celebrate concerts and sports events, and openly share excitement, e.g. “seeing jose madero tonight and mcr in 3 weeks my broncos are in the afc championship life is good” and “ive been on twitter all day i feel like a slob :p”, showing high social engagement rather than guarded privacy. They seem clearly iNtuitive (N): they frequently speculate and imagine possibilities, like “now ive been thinking about this all day what do we do when ts12 turns out to be a concept album” and playful meta takes about fandom culture such as “this fandom has ONE fucking joke. and one that gives us a bad reputation at that...”, focusing more on patterns and meanings than concrete details. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they react with emotional language and empathy (“IM SO FUCKING HAPPY OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGOGMGOM” in this tweet) and moral judgments grounded in values, like their anger at politics in “i dont live in the us but i swear YALL ARE FUCKING STUPID.” and concern about mental health in “ive been seriously thinking about my mental health and what twitter has done to it”. They read as more Perceiving (P) than J: they change course spontaneously—“taking a break from my break”—and make impulsive, playful decisions like “5 likes and i drop” or clowning around fandom theories in “oh god we ARE clowning”, which fits a flexible, go‑with‑the‑flow style more than a structured, highly planned one. Altogether, the energetic social engagement, speculative and pattern‑oriented thinking, emotionally expressive judgments, and spontaneous lifestyle most closely match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If every Brendon hate tweet decreases new Panic! music by 9%, how much would your DMs increase if I promised to only tweet about how good we’d look at a reunion tour together? (Ref: your 2025-10-19 Brendon tweet)
- You’re a Broncos fan, a Swiftie, a Jonatic, AND a Pxndx enjoyer… at this point I’m just trying to be the crossover event in your life that’s bigger than Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl. (Refs: Broncos 2025-08-30, Swift/Jonas/Pxndx tweets, Bad Bunny 2025-09-29)
- You said ‘sugar we’re goin down is the most iconic track ever’—so if we go down together, is that a date or just the start of our pop-punk romance arc? (Ref: 2024-08-24 Sugar We’re Goin Down tweet)
- You keep asking ‘is rep TV even coming out?’ but I’m more worried about us—because the reputation we’d get as the furriest couple on panictwt would be absolutely insane. (Refs: 2025-03-26 rep TV tweet, 2025-07-04 ‘furriest person on panictwt’ tweet)
- You tweeted ‘what the fuck do you mean it’s 2026’ — honestly, same. But if time is fake, then it’s technically already the moment I take you to a concert, scream every MCR lyric with you, and call it our first date. (Refs: 2026-01-01 and 2026-01-24 tweets)
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Your new Twitter bio
Swiftie, Jonatic & Panic! archivist. Once accidentally DM’d Joe Jonas and got called the furriest on panictwt. Opinions loud, politics rare.– @jsbestoopid
Your signature cocktail
The Demure Mirrorball Panic
This mocktail spins like a disco ball for mirrorball 🪩, mixing bright bubbles with chaotic fandom energy. The sparkling white grape juice is for the eras of Swiftie drama and wonder, from “reminder that the last eras tour show was a year ago.” to “happy birthday to folklore by taylor swift :3”. Blood orange soda captures the Broncos games and AFC championship hype in “my broncos are in the afc championship life is good”, a little intense but still fun. The blue curaçao–style syrup nods to being the self-proclaimed furriest on panictwt in “can i be known as the furriest person on panictwt?” and the love of bright, emo-pop aesthetics like “sugar we're goin down is the most iconic track ever”. Cotton candy syrup is for their excitable stan joy, like “IM SO FUCKING HAPPY OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGOGMGOM” and “ITS OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Finally, a splash of non-alcoholic bitter aperitif represents their sharp, occasionally political edge in “i dont live in the us but i swear YALL ARE FUCKING STUPID.” and the drag of conservative nonsense in “i hate those ai generated anti woke comics conservatives like to do”, keeping the drink complex, not just sweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently comes across as warm, loyal, and community-oriented, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff. They show clear care for their mutuals and online circles, like when they agree with a tweet about valuing mutuals and add that they appreciate them "in a non parasocial way" (“same, i rly appreciate my moots in a non parasocial way”), and when they gently hype people up during Pride Month (“happy month of gay :3” and “no longer month of gay :c (but y'all better keep being gay)”). They’re also open about mental health and boundaries in a very down-to-earth way, stepping back from social media when needed (“ive been seriously thinking about my mental health... which is why i will take a break from twitter”), which signals grounded self-care rather than ego-driven drama. Even when they get political, it’s framed as concern and empathy rather than superiority (“i really dont want my account to get political but im sorry. im genuinely so sorry.”). While they have some Gryffindor-like impulsive outbursts (e.g. reacting to U.S. politics or fandom drama), the dominant throughline is kindness, loyalty to fandoms and friends, and a desire for a fun, safe, supportive space—core Hufflepuff values.
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long live - Taylor Swift
A well-suited song for them is “long live” because it captures their sentimental, fandom-centered, and celebratory personality. They constantly mark anniversaries and eras, like when they said “fun fact: today, right now, 2 years ago, the eras tour movie was being filmed at los angeles night 1” and “happy birthday to folklore by taylor swift :3”, mirroring the song’s theme of remembering special moments with intense affection. Their life is organized around concerts and fandom highs, such as “seeing jose madero tonight and mcr in 3 weeks my broncos are in the afc championship life is good” and “and so we enter the last hour of the ttpd era. had a good run”, which aligns with the song’s nostalgia for golden days shared with a community. They also clearly treasure their online friends and fandom spaces, as seen in “same, i rly appreciate my moots in a non parasocial way”, echoing the song’s message of honoring the people who were there through it all. Overall, long live fits their mix of emotional attachment to eras, concerts, and fandom history, and their desire to remember these moments forever.
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