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The user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten. Like Milhouse, they’re earnest, introspective, and often feel lonely or left out, as seen when they write about having “no friends, nothing” in university and feeling that it’s “really miserable” in “I regretted a lot of things. Please do not spend your youth to study and play video games, go make friends.”. They’re a dedicated gamer and slightly obsessive about specific interests (Fortnite, Lexa, Overwatch, Linux/FOSS), echoing Milhouse’s intense but niche fandoms, for example their excitement in “She's just wonderful... #lexafortnite” and “Gonna wear this until Epic actually let us play Fortnite on Linux”. There’s also a strong nostalgic and sentimental streak, like Milhouse’s attachment to childhood, in tweets such as “I hate being an adult, it's so fucking tired… I wish I could spent more time with it. Don't waste it, it's very valueable.” and their reflections on old games and shows in “The more you grow up, the more you will realise that these times were the most precious time in your life.”. At the same time, they show flashes of frustration and dramatic emotion—complaining about Windows, eye strain, and bots—which fits Milhouse’s tendency to be overwhelmed but still keep going, like when they say “I fucking love my university life. The fact that I didn't take any eye diagnosis just because I got bunch of deadlines.”. Overall, they read as kind, sensitive, a bit anxious, heavily online, and deeply attached to their hobbies and memories—very Milhouse-coded rather than the more confident or chaotic energy of Bart or Homer.

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They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary (gaming, programming, reading papers), and they frequently mention having no friends and playing alone, e.g. “Open up this just to see it doesn't feel like it used to... I've been playing alone ever since and the more I grow up, the more I realise it just doesn't matter anymore at this point.” and “Even now, I am in 3rd year of CS, I have no friends, nothing.”. Their interests and language point to Intuition (N): they reflect on education systems and broader patterns, as in “what the fuck was wrong with my country's education? I don't get it...” and set abstract goals like relearning math because the earlier way "was not worth it" in “My 2026 solution is to learn Math again... I've read some books and my university...”. They are clearly Thinking (T): they evaluate tech and games with technical reasoning—“If we talk about technical details: 1. CS2 is very user friendly when it comes to anti cheat... 2. CS2 uses Source 2, which has so much possibilities...” and analyze ME/PSP security tradeoffs in “All you can do is, mitigate, there's nothing you can do about this. When it comes to removing Intel's ME (or AMD PSP)...”—while being bluntly critical in tweets like “You can, fuck off. Holy shit, bots are fucking everywhere.”. Finally, they skew more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they complain about deadlines and eye neglect in “I fucking love my university life. The fact that I didn't take any eye diagnosis just because I got bunch of deadlines.”, talk about getting burned out and needing to step back from games in “I've poured a lot of playtime into it... I will stop playing for a few days just to do my university homework.”, and their projects (Discord server, Vulkan engine, math self-study) appear as flexible, exploratory endeavors rather than rigorously structured plans. Together, a private, analytical, technically focused gamer–programmer who reflects conceptually and moves somewhat spontaneously between interests aligns best with INTP.

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CS student, math rehab enthusiast & multi-lingual gamer. Once pulled an all-nighter on Red Bull just to clutch in Fortnite and regret it in the morning.– @jsmithsu33

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This drink starts with Vietnamese iced coffee concentrate for their late-night grind and exhausted student life, echoing how they wrote about being a tired adult and regretting spending youth only on games and study in “I regretted a lot of things. Please do not spend your youth to study and play video games, go make friends.”. A splash of lychee liqueur brings a bright, sweet note for their soft spot for family, nostalgia, and affection for characters like Lexa in “She's just wonderful... #lexafortnite”. Matcha syrup represents their disciplined, analytical side and love of learning math and reading research papers in “My 2026 solution is to learn Math again.” and “I am so grateful when arxiv and alphaxiv exist and they are LITERALLY FREE!”. Topped with fizzy tonic water, it captures the chaotic, high-energy world of Fortnite clutches and Overwatch nostalgia seen in “This is probably the best game I've ever had, I was the only one alive in the team and made the clutch.”. Finally, a charcoal salt rim adds a bitter, slightly burnt edge for their frustration with adulthood, eye strain, and OS drama in “I hate being an adult, it's so fucking tired.” and “Maybe we were too harshly on Windows 10. At this point, just call this Slop 11.”, making the cocktail complex, slightly harsh, but strangely addictive—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
John shows a strong, intrinsic love of learning and reflection that fits Ravenclaw best. He explicitly sets a personal goal to deepen his understanding of mathematics, describing prior top grades but still wanting more conceptual depth in a tweet about relearning math and criticizing how his university and books taught it: “My 2026 solution is to learn Math again… I felt it was not worth it because I've read some books and my university…”. He repeatedly praises clear conceptual explanations and educational content, for example when he complains that teachers never properly explained imaginary numbers and celebrates a video that finally “nailed it”: “this dude right here just nailed it all. Like what the fuck, what the fuck was wrong with my country's education?”. His enjoyment of research and information access is also very Ravenclaw-coded, as he gushes over free academic resources and says he reads them daily to learn: “I love reading research papers… it's too useful to the point where I keep reading it everyday and actually learn something.”. On top of that, he’s a CS student who codes for fun, talks about returning to his Vulkan game engine after being inspired by a programming channel: “This channel really inspired me want to do programming again, I might as well as return to my Vulkan game engine.”. While there are hints of ambition and frustration that could suggest Slytherin or of hard work that might suggest Hufflepuff, the consistent pattern is intellectual curiosity, self-driven study, and valuing understanding over grades, which are quintessentially Ravenclaw traits.

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A fitting song for @jsmithsu33 is “Stressed Out” by Twenty One Pilots, which captures the tension between nostalgia for childhood and the pressure of adult responsibilities. They repeatedly express longing for the past and regret about how they used their youth, saying things like “Don't waste it, it's very valueable. Once you grown up, it's gone FOREVER.” and “The more you grow up, the more you will realise that these times were the most precious time in your life. I wish I could go back and enjoy it one more time.”. The song’s theme of struggling with grown‑up life mirrors tweets such as “I hate being an adult, it's so fucking tired. Work, studies,... there are so much things to do, very depressing.” and “I love programming, but slowly in the past 3 years, as a CS dude, I feel like I didn't enjoy this like I was used to.”. They also talk about academic and health stress, like “Even now, I am in 3rd year of CS, I have no friends, nothing. I didn't feel happy, even with good academic results.” and “Eyes are getting more and more blurry lately, guess I'll have to do eyes diagnose when I got home.”, echoing the song’s anxiety about growing up. Overall, the mix of gaming, studying CS, nostalgia, and feeling burnt out lines up closely with the emotional core of “Stressed Out.”

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