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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, juvenile delinquent energy, and flashes of insecurity. They constantly posture as a troublemaker or would‑be criminal, saying things like “Ainda sinto vontade de roubar e matar” and joking about violence in exaggerated ways such as “Mas ai quando eu falo q tem q manda um carro bomba no ct eu sou maluco”. Their timeline is full of loud, over‑the‑top rage and trolling similar to Bart’s prankster persona, e.g. “EU VO MATA MANO EU VO MATAAAAAA PORRAAAAA PUTA M4RDA EU VO MATA MANO” and “Fodase todos vcs”. At the same time, there are moments of vulnerability and self‑awareness that resemble Bart’s softer side, like “Eu falhei como melhor amigo” and “Meu pior inimigo e eu mesmo mano”. The irreverent, anti‑poser, anti‑authority tone throughout their posts, such as “Vtnc mano eu odeio rapper que ao inves de faze uma diss CITANDO O NOME DO ATACADO fica falando no twitter”, fits Bart’s rebellious teen spirit more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: a lot of posts are inward, self-deprecating and about their own mental state rather than explicitly seeking group attention, e.g. “Tropa eu lowkirknuinamente nao quero fala com ngm nao” and “Meu pior inimigo e eu mesmo mano”. Their humor is concept-heavy and pattern-focused, which fits Intuition more than concrete Sensing, as in the meta takes on internet subcultures and politics like “Eu tenho mto odio da '''''esquerda''''' conciliadora...” and the rant about "alt" TikTok posers in “Mo revolta q os ''''''alt '''''' do tiktok SEMPRE tem que fica se explicando...”. The tone is strongly Thinking: they’re blunt, combative and argument-driven rather than tactful, e.g. “Imagina Hitler la no ceu” and “Vtnc mano eu odeio rapper que ao inves de faze uma diss CITANDO O NOME DO ATACADO fica falando no twitter”. Their life seems more chaotic and reactive than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they talk about impulsive rage and lack of control like “Eu tenho q para com o ragebait ja ta ficando crônico” and the alcohol-fueled thread of tweets such as “to comendo pra faze o alcool dilui”. Combining an inward focus, abstract/ideological humor, harsh analytical criticism, and spontaneous emotional outbursts fits best with an INTP profile rather than a more organized NTJ or more harmony-seeking NF type.

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Producer in training, punk at heart. Once tried making a Gucci Mane type beat and accidentally summoned my camera roll trauma instead.– @jubthefato

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This drink hits like their timeline: loud, chaotic, and a little self-destructive, so it starts with overproof rum and cachaça to match "YE YE NA VADIA EU DERRUBEI C NAO SABE UQ EU SEI🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥" “YE YE NA VADIA EU DERRUBEI C NAO SABE UQ EU SEI🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”. The burnt sugar note mirrors all the rage-tinted nostalgia and self-roasting like "As fotos do iphone me desbloquearam memorias" “As fotos do iphone me desbloquearam memorias” and "Eu falhei como melhor amigo" “Eu falhei como melhor amigo”. Sour maracujá juice brings that bitter-sweet, overthinking vibe of "Meu pior inimigo e eu mesmo mano" “Meu pior inimigo e eu mesmo mano” and "Tropa eu lowkirknuinamente nao quero fala com ngm nao" “Tropa eu lowkirknuinamente nao quero fala com ngm nao”. A dash of smoked chili bitters channels their explosive, homicidal-hyperbolic posts like "EU VO MATA MANO EU VO MATAAAAAA PORRAAAAA PUTA M4RDA EU VO MATA MANO" “EU VO MATA MANO EU VO MATAAAAAA PORRAAAAA PUTA M4RDA EU VO MATA MANO” and "Ainda sinto vontade de roubar e matar" “Ainda sinto vontade de roubar e matar”. Finally, the charcoal-black salt rim nods to the "Inferno" location and their love for edgy alt/metal/punk aesthetics, from "System of a downcore Punkisnotdead tiktok" “System of a downcore Punkisnotdead tiktok” to the eternal war on posers in "Mo revolta q os ''''''alt '''''' do tiktok" “Mo revolta q os ''''''alt '''''' do tiktok SEMPRE tem que fica se explicando”. Drink it fast and loud, preferably while trying to make a Gucci Mane type beat: "Eu to tentando faze um gucci mane type beat mas ta foda" “Eu to tentando faze um gucci mane type beat mas ta foda”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong Slytherin streak of rage-fueled conviction and willingness to escalate conflict. They repeatedly fantasize about violence or extreme retaliation, e.g. “Mas ai quando eu falo q tem q manda um carro bomba no ct eu sou maluco” and a chain of posts like “EU VO MATA MANO EU VO MATAAAAAA PORRAAAAA PUTA M4RDA EU VO MATA MANO” and “Fodase todos vcs”, which fits Slytherin’s darker, combative edge more than Gryffindor’s principled bravery. There is also a clear obsession with authenticity vs. posers and status in subcultures, as seen in “FODASEE MAAANOOOOO ... E POR ISSO Q VC E TIRADO DE POSERRRRR” and “Mo revolta q os ''''''alt '''''' do tiktok SEMPRE tem que fica se explicando”, which reflects Slytherin’s concern with image, hierarchy, and who is ‘real’ or worthy. Their bio, “Certified poser,” is ironic but shows self-aware positioning within those status games, a very Slytherin kind of social maneuvering. While there is some humor and creativity (e.g. joking reviews and meme-like commentary such as “Review q ngm pediu ds camiseta ... Comprei so pq e do yuikigai”), it’s all framed through aggressive authenticity-policing and intense emotional self‑preservation, aligning them more with Slytherin than with the more studious Ravenclaw or gentle Hufflepuff.

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A chaotic, confrontational anthem like X Gon' Give It To Ya fits their mix of rage, irony, and self-deprecation. They constantly oscillate between violent hyperbole and humor, like when they say “EU VO MATA MANO EU VO MATAAAAAA PORRAAAAA PUTA M4RDA EU VO MATA MANO” and still follow it up with posts about being embarrassed to text someone “Puhta merda To com vergonha de manda msg agora”. Their identity as a "Certified poser" and obsession with being called a poser in alt/punk/rap circles (“FODASEE MAAANOOOO... E POR ISSO Q VC E TIRADO DE POSERRRRR POOOOOOOOOSSSSERRRRRRR”) fits the defiant energy of DMX refusing validation. There’s also a strong undercurrent of anger and dark humor about politics and violence, like “Mas ai quando eu falo q tem q manda um carro bomba no ct eu sou maluco” and “Ainda sinto vontade de roubar e matar”, which matches the aggressive tone of the track. Even in moments of vulnerability, such as “Meu pior inimigo e eu mesmo mano”, they lean into a hard, combative persona, just like the song’s relentless, in-your-face vibe.

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