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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is emotionally intense, introspective, and often feels misunderstood by her peers. The tweets show deep self-awareness and overthinking, like “Parece q eu so presto quando aguento td quieta, se falo 1% de como eu realmente me sinto ate ignorada eu sou, vtmnc” and “2024 esta sendo um ano tão bom , não sei pq eu só consigo pensar no antes”, which echo Lisa’s tendency to ruminate about feelings and the past. There’s a push-pull with friendships and belonging, seen in “cansada de perder meus amigos”, “não quero meus amigos de volta não, vão p porra”, and then “qro meus amigos de voltaaaaaaaaa 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘”, very similar to Lisa’s recurring arcs of falling out and reconciling with friends. The user also shows a strong value-driven frustration with others’ behavior, e.g. “como que da pra confiar em alguém que faz esse tp de coisa” and “tem gente que parece que não pensa mds”, which aligns with Lisa’s moral outrage when people disappoint her. At the same time, there’s sarcasm, pop-culture love, and a desire to be a softer, better version of herself, as in “amo ser sarcástica” and “a urgência de querer ser extremamente delicada 😞”, which fits Lisa’s mix of idealism, sensitivity, and occasional sharp tongue.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly talk about social life, parties, friends and wanting to go out, e.g. “Qro sair”, “Qro ver meus bestsssssss”, “sdds do começo do ano, quando td mundo era amigo e ia pro vila suíça, agr é só td mundo se odiando 😫”, and “mta resenha kkkkk”, showing energy from people and group dynamics. Their style is very Sensing (S): the tweets focus on immediate, tangible experiences like hair, music, school, being late, shopping and physical environments, e.g. “Meu cabelo ta mto lambido q odio”, “ficar sem celular tdbem, mas agr sem ouvir música? nn vou tankar 😐”, and “finalmente indo fazer comprassss ✌🏻😜🥹🤨🤨😄😄😄😄😄”, with little abstract or philosophical reflection. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over logic, reacting strongly to interpersonal issues and loyalty, as in “Parece q eu so presto quando aguento td quieta, se falo 1% de como eu realmente me sinto ate ignorada eu sou, vtmnc”, “cansada de perder meus amigos”, and “Surreal como as pessoas te substituem do dia p noite”, using emotional language and value judgments rather than detached reasoning. Their spontaneity, impulsiveness and flexible plans point to Perceiving (P): they admit “queria ser menos impulsiva, mas ai eu lembro 😐”, complain about being late in “pqp eu nn aguento mais chegar atrasada”, and swing moods like “não quero meus amigos de volta não, vão p porra” vs. “qro meus amigos de voltaaaaaaaaa 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘”, showing a go‑with‑the‑moment, unstructured lifestyle. Taken together—outgoing, present-focused, emotional, and spontaneous—the profile best fits ESFP: a social, expressive type who lives intensely in the moment and is strongly driven by relationships and feelings.

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Surviving school chaos, late arrivals & friendship drama. Once burned a brigadeiro while overthinking life. Music, rain & Travis Scott keep me sane.– @jucamposswa

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This cocktail fizzes with chaotic teen energy, just like wanting to “volta nono ano” while also tweeting “I❤️ gastar”. The sparkling rosé captures their love of drama, parties, and formatura vibes from “Meu pai reclamando q so vai ter skol, eu em, n pedi pra fazer formatura 🤨”, while the grapefruit juice brings a bitter edge for all the “to pegando nojo dessa cara mds” and “Q nojo” moments. Passion fruit syrup is there for the intense feelings, from “cansada de perder meus amigos” to “só quero a amizade de volta, que saco”, always oscillating between “não quero meus amigos de volta não” and “qro meus amigos de voltaaaaaaaaa 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘”. A dash of bitters represents the sarcastic, zero-patience side in “sem paciência pra gente burra” and “amo ser sarcástica”. Finally, the cotton candy garnish nods to the cute, aesthetic, Hello-Kitty-core they crave in “qro o carmed da hello kitty😭😭😭”, melting dramatically into the drink—just like their moods when they say “Vou virar o coringa” yet still dream of “I want to be forever younggggg”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in her tweets is impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to confront things head‑on, all classic Gryffindor traits. She openly admits this about herself in “queria ser menos impulsiva, mas ai eu lembro 😐” and repeatedly reacts in the moment with zero filter, like “QUE ÓDIO, ODEIO ESSE MLK, ODEIO O OUTRO MLK ODEIO TODOS, PAU NO CU DE TODOS ELESSSSSSSSSSSS” and “vai tomar no cu”, showing fiery, confrontational courage rather than quiet self‑preservation. She’s very vocal about her feelings instead of bottling them up, complaining when she feels ignored for expressing herself in “Parece q eu so presto quando aguento td quieta, se falo 1% de como eu realmente me sinto ate ignorada eu sou, vtmnc”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to stand up for their emotions and sense of justice. Her frequent frustration with others’ behavior, like “tenho que me acostumar com a falta de consideração af” and “Surreal como as pessoas te substituem do dia p noite”, reads less like calculated Slytherin self‑interest and more like an impulsive, principled outrage when she feels people are being unfair. Even in friendships, she swings dramatically between pushing people away and desperately wanting them back, as in “não quero meus amigos de volta não, vão p porra” and “qro meus amigos de voltaaaaaaaaa 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘”, which suggests a big-hearted, hot‑blooded temperament typical of Gryffindor rather than the steadiness of Hufflepuff or the cerebral distance of Ravenclaw.

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The song Forever Young by Alphaville fits Ana Julia because she openly expresses a desire to stay in a youthful, carefree phase of life, as seen when she says “I want to be forever younggggg”. She often romanticizes the past and earlier phases of her life, like “Quero minha vida de 2022 dnv” and “ano retrasado e ano passado foram tão horríveis e bons ao msm tempo, sdds”, which resonates with the song’s nostalgic tone about fleeting youth. Her timeline is full of emotional ups and downs, from “cansada de perder meus amigos” to “2024 esta sendo um ano tão bom , não sei pq eu só consigo pensar no antes”, echoing the song’s tension between enjoying the moment and fearing how fast it all changes. The mix of drama, humor, and wanting to escape—like “quero ficar longe de tudo e todos, que saco” and “pf, que não tenha nenhuma festa legal enquanto eu estiver fora desse país”—aligns with the bittersweet, dramatic feel of Forever Young. Overall, her tweets show someone intensely living their teenage (or young) years while already mourning how temporary they are, which is exactly what the song captures.

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