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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: introspective, intellectually curious, often emotionally intense, and heavily shaped by art and music. They quote literature and psychology in a reflective way, like Lisa would, for example: “Havia em algum canto da mente, uma pessoa normal escondida, que aguardava o tumulto da doença passar, como um espectador desinteressado” and “esse livro foi tema da minha analise por um tempo”. There’s a strong identity tied to music and aesthetics, with tweets like “yuck da charli xcx é literalmente minha música” and “o amor que eu sinto por esse disco ninguem explica”, echoing Lisa’s emotional attachment to albums, jazz, and art. They oscillate between dark humor and vulnerability, such as “na moral mesmo vontade de desistir de tudo” and “sensação perpetua de culpa”, which fits Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and overthinking. Their concern with ethics and politics, seen in posts like “MEAT IS MURDER” and “government is a murderer only you can sell your soul now”, also aligns with Lisa’s moral seriousness. Even their slightly pretentious, self-aware cultural tastes—jazz, arthouse cinema (Kleber Mendonça Filho), and niche music—mirror Lisa’s mix of earnestness and hip, occasionally alienating taste.

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They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their feed centers on internal states, art, games, and a tight circle of people rather than outward social performance, like “me incomoda o fato de eu ter 22 anos” and “sensação perpetua de culpa”, plus the bio “breath comes out of me, it’s my philosophy” suggests self-contained introspection. Their style is clearly Intuitive: they gravitate to metaphor and abstract framing more than concrete description, e.g. “Havia em algum canto da mente, uma pessoa normal escondida, que aguardava o tumulto da doença passar, como um espectador desinteressado” and “o fogo da vela me dá luz”. They favor Feeling over Thinking, reacting through emotion, relationships and aesthetics instead of detached logic, as in “quem dotou a raça humana de tanto sentimento”, “eu faria tudo por ela”, and “pq as pessoas nao so param de brigar e apenas escutam musica q nem gente normal 💔”. Their spontaneity and slightly chaotic lifestyle point to Perceiving: they describe themselves as "hardstuck" climbing in games and struggling with routine (“hardstuck climbando pro plat de mid full chumbada com wr negativo”; “pessimo momento pra ter 1 pente de ram 16gb single channel”), and they embrace new hobbies impulsively like “passatempo novo ficar horas no flickr vendo foto velha de desconhecido”. The consistent blend of introspection, emotional depth, poetic/lyrical references, and go-with-the-flow behavior fits INFP more than neighboring types such as INTP or INFJ.

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Law & LoL, coffee through napkins, crying over Charli XCX and Kleber Mendonça Filho. Professional overthinker with a soft spot for RAM and Ramones.– @jujajin

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This cocktail is built on cachaça infused with burnt orange peel for the Brazilian spirit and the slightly chaotic, smokey edge of traveling, gaming, and yelling about pop culture, like when they said “Estou em bsb” and screamed about Ana Paula with “VAI TER ANA PAULA”. Cold brew coffee concentrate captures the restless, overthinking energy and late-night vibe of lines like “sensação perpetua de culpa” and “na moral mesmo vontade de desistir de tudo”. Vegan coconut condensed milk makes it tender and sweet but still idealistic, echoing the ethics of “MEAT IS MURDER” and the romantic vulnerability of “baby you can change and still choose me”. A dash of sea salt represents their self-aware bitterness and humor when dealing with age, jealousy, and frustration, like “me incomoda o fato de eu ter 22 anos” and “ai vc tenta me fazer ciumes mas da errado e eu so fico com raiva pq vc tentou me fazer ciumes”. Finally, a mist of clove-and-vanilla aromatic spray over the top nods to their poetic, slightly dramatic philosophy in the bio and quotes like “o fogo da vela me dá luz” and the existential flair of “breath comes out of me, it’s my philosophy”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a reflective, analytical bent and an attraction to ideas. They mention doing analysis on a book in therapy, which signals intellectual self-examination, in “esse livro foi tema da minha analise por um tempo”. Their timeline is full of literary or philosophical turns of phrase like “Havia em algum canto da mente, uma pessoa normal escondida, que aguardava o tumulto da doença passar, como um espectador desinteressado” and “quem dotou a raça humana de tanto sentimento”, which reflects a tendency to think about human nature in abstract terms. They also show a quirky, almost academic curiosity for obscure or archival things, e.g. “passar horas no flickr vasculhando as fotos antigas dos outros” and “passatempo novo ficar horas no flickr vendo foto velha de desconhecido”. Their taste in music/film discourse and references to Foucault and Kleber Mendonça Filho, like “professor carlos ferraz michel foucault alexandre de moraes” and “INFELIZMENTE EU AMO KLEBER MENDONÇA FILHO”, further suggests someone who orbits theory, criticism, and culture with a cerebral attitude. While there are hints of loyalty and emotion, the dominant throughline is curiosity, introspection, and a slightly detached, witty observation of self and world—classic Ravenclaw traits.

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The best fit is yuck by Charli XCX, which they themselves claim as defining: “yuck da charli xcx é literalmente minha música”. Their timeline mixes irony, oversharing, and romantic frustration, just like the song’s sarcastic take on affection—see posts like “you brush my hair to the side and you tell me im pretty... YUCK!”. They oscillate between intense feeling and disdain for vulnerability, reflected in tweets such as “mad when you do and sad when you don’t” and “ai vc tenta me fazer ciumes mas da errado e eu so fico com raiva pq vc tentou me fazer ciumes”. The self-aware emotional messiness in yuck mirrors their philosophy-like bio, “breath comes out of me, it’s my philosophy,” and their habit of turning inner turmoil into wry commentary. Overall, yuck captures their blend of longing, sarcasm, and resistance to conventional romance better than any other well-known song.

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