Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate advocate: Frequently defends lesbians and criticizes lesbophobia, as in “desde que anunciaram que mona de bridgerton ia se envolver com uma mulher as maria piroca tao enchendo o saco lesbofobia bbd”.
- Socially aware: Engages with politics and social justice, e.g. praising Abbott Elementary cast for speaking against ICE in “boa parte do elenco de abbott elemantary se posicionando contra o ICE eu amo tanto eles”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about music, fandoms, and daily life, like “todos os dias a olivia me mostra que eu escolhi a pessoa certa pra ser fã”.
- Humorous voice: Uses sarcasm and memes to entertain, such as “ai vai se fuder não aguento esse meme da d'baby adams me escaralho de rir toda vez brasileiro povo demoníaco”.
- Engaged fan: Shows dedication and thoughtful opinions about artists and media, e.g. detailed Grammy predictions in “minhas apostas pro grammy 2026”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Often uses aggressive wording that can escalate conflict, as in “apavorada com a quantidade de retardado passando pano pro kanye west”.
- Sexually explicit: Tweets include explicit sexual imagery that can alienate some audiences, like “nao interessa queremos ela abocanhando xereca”.
- Impulsive anger: Expresses intense frustration in ways that sound volatile, such as “queria quebrar uma garrafa na cabeça de alguém”.
- Fandom hostility: Frequently attacks other fandoms (especially Swifties), for example “swifities” and criticisms about their politics in “ja ja swifities vao sair dizendo...”.
- Cynical tone: Often frames topics with pessimism or contempt, like “por isso chamam o brasil de fuzil de cuzil de bostil de merdil de desgracil”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user fits Lisa Simpson best: politically aware, outspoken, and emotionally intense, but also very online and fandom‑driven. Like Lisa, she’s vocally progressive and critical of injustice, e.g. supporting artists who speak against ICE in “boa parte do elenco de abbott elemantary se posicionando contra o ICE eu amo tanto eles” and mocking fans who treat politics as mere engagement in “pessoas estao sendo assassinadas isso nao é um chart”. She has a strong feminist and queer lens, defending sapphic ships and calling out lesbophobia in “desde que anunciaram que mona de bridgerton ia se envolver com uma mulher as maria piroca tao enchendo o saco lesbofobia bbd” and joking about “semibifobia” in “até quando vamos normalizar semibifobia?”. At the same time, she’s highly passionate and a bit dramatic in a Lisa way, swinging from craving strogonoff in “to com desejo de strogonoff” to wanting to break a bottle over someone’s head in “queria quebrar uma garrafa na cabeça de alguém”. Her love of music, pop culture, and niche obsessions—Grammy predictions in “minhas apostas pro grammy 2026” and intense Olivia Rodrigo fandom in “todos os dias a olivia me mostra que eu escolhi a pessoa certa pra ser fã”—also mirrors Lisa’s tendency to hyper‑fixate on her artistic and ethical favorites.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: their timeline is highly interactive, full of reactions to fandom drama, politics, and mutuals, with strong outward energy and little emphasis on needing solitude (e.g., joking about wanting to break a bottle over someone's head in a social context: “queria quebrar uma garrafa na cabeça de alguém” and talking about a favorite mutual: “nunca saberão quem é meu mutual favorito!”). They lean Intuition (N) over Sensing, focusing on patterns, fandom/meta discourse, and theories rather than concrete step‑by‑step detail, such as speculating about industry trends: “a minha teoria é que a expansão comercial do aespa pros eua vai começar pelo nicho alt” and commenting on fandom movements: “ultimamente to vendo um movimento de carpenters apoiando livies será que a irmandade de fandoms ta começando”. Their values‑driven, emotionally charged language points to Feeling (F): they react strongly to injustice and identity issues (e.g., “até quando vamos normalizar semibifobia?”, “cada notícia que sai sobre o caso do cãozinho orelha me deixa mais abismada”), and defend queer women and artists from a place of empathy and loyalty, as in “lésbicas com olivia rodrigo” (bio) and “todos os dias a olivia me mostra que eu escolhi a pessoa certa pra ser fã”. Finally, they present as Perceiving (P): their tweets are spontaneous, in‑the‑moment reactions about shows, food cravings, and hair decisions (e.g., “nao sei se taco tinta no cabelo ou se vou cortando até as luzes saírem 100%”, “decidi que vou terminar de assistir love desing!”), with little indication of structured long‑term planning beyond playful guesses like Grammy predictions: “minhas apostas pro grammy 2026…”. The combination of outward social energy, pattern‑spotting and theorizing, emotionally charged values, and go‑with‑the‑flow spontaneity aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘lost the desire for football’, but I swear if we watched Cavaleiro dos Sete Reinos together I’d be cheering harder for our situationship than you do for Rhaenyra’s claim to the throne.
- You wanting to go to Thailand and become Frung’s girlfriend is cute, but have you considered a plot twist? You, me, Somewhere Somehow on repeat, and a soft-sapphic B-side love story the Livies would write fanfic about.
- You made a whole Grammy 2026 prediction thread, but where’s the category for ‘Best Pop Duo Performance in Lesbicas com Olivia Rodrigo’? I’m available to form the duo and rehearse to GUTS whenever you are.
- Since you’re building a new rap playlist and loving Latto, Young Miko and Megan… shouldn’t you add one more certified baddie? I can send you my Spotify, but it’d be easier if you just put me on your ‘repeat all day until you’re sick of me’ phase.
- You keep saying Olivia Rodrigo proves you chose the right person to stan; let me take you to a show, scream ‘I wanted to be you, so bad’ together, and then on the way home you realize you accidentally chose the right person to date too.
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Your new Twitter bio
Media student in Umbral | defends lesbians & drags bad takes | once added a censored song to my playlist and grieved for a week– @jujibedumbb
Your signature cocktail
Lesbian Provoke Society Fizz
This cocktail is loud, unapologetic, and a little feral, just like someone who says “queria quebrar uma garrafa na cabeça de alguém” while also melting over cute TikTok couples learning Mandarin together. The jalapeño tequila brings the bite of their rants about lesbophobia and fandom hypocrisy, like when they call out people for hating on queer ships in Bridgerton in “desde que anunciaram que mona de bridgerton ia se envolver com uma mulher as maria piroca tao enchendo o saco lesbofobia bbd”. Ruby grapefruit and hibiscus add a dramatic, pink-red mood for their sapphic obsessions and love of messy, emotional pop girls, as seen in “lésbicas com olivia rodrigo” and “todos os dias a olivia me mostra que eu escolhi a pessoa certa pra ser fã”. The sparkling rosé layer is for their romantic, slightly delusional stan side, dreaming about idols and actresses like in “vai ser tão lindo quando eu for pra tailândia e virar namorada da frung”. Finally, the smoked salt rim represents their sharp, salty humor and political edge when they drag fandom discourse and US politics in posts like “nao aguento que #aquele fandom acredita mesmo no discurso de que se pronunciar contra o governo dos eua só dá mais engajamento tipo girl pessoas estao sendo assassinadas isso nao é um chart”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They consistently show a combative moral stance and a willingness to confront people head‑on, even when it means conflict, which is very Gryffindor. For instance, they call out lesbophobia and fetishization bluntly in tweets like “desde que anunciaram que mona de bridgerton ia se envolver com uma mulher as maria piroca tao enchendo o saco lesbofobia bbd” and “É o kinkzinho de vocês, o fetiche. O que molha sua calcinha. E eu não poderia me foder menos pra isso.”. They also dive into political and ethical issues with the same confrontational courage, defending artists speaking against ICE and criticizing fanbases that avoid politics, as in “boa parte do elenco de abbott elemantary se posicionando contra o ICE eu amo tanto eles” and “nao aguento que #aquele fandom acredita mesmo no discurso de que se pronunciar contra o governo dos eua só dá mais engajamento tipo girl pessoas estao sendo assassinadas isso nao é um chart”. Their impulsive, emotionally charged reactions—like “queria quebrar uma garrafa na cabeça de alguém” and the fervent stanning/protectiveness over favorite artists in tweets such as “megan thee stallion te amo” and “todos os dias a olivia me mostra que eu escolhi a pessoa certa pra ser fã”—show hot‑blooded passion more than calm strategy. While they have opinions and humor that could fit other houses, the dominant pattern is boldness, outspoken defense of their values, and a readiness to fight, aligning them most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
get him back! - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that best fits them is get him back! by Olivia Rodrigo. They’re clearly a devoted Livie, posting things like “todos os dias a olivia me mostra que eu escolhi a pessoa certa pra ser fã” and defending her constantly, as in “essa olivia é tão provoke society ne gente”. The song’s mix of unbothered rage, sarcasm, and chaotic affection mirrors their own sharp, irreverent tone in tweets such as “queria quebrar uma garrafa na cabeça de alguém” and “É o kinkzinho de vocês, o fetiche. O que molha sua calcinha. E eu não poderia me foder menos pra isso.”. The track’s playful aggression and emotional messiness line up with how they talk about pop culture drama, fandom rivalries, and relationships, like when they laugh at fandom discourse in “swifities” and “provoke society” personas in this tweet. get him back! feels like the perfect soundtrack for someone who is funny, confrontational, very online, and deeply Olivia-coded.
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