Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially aware: Frequently calls out misogyny and double standards, e.g. criticizing sexist Ronaldo vs Taylor discourse in “whats with this rivalry that you guys make with Taylor swift and Ronaldo (other artists even)Aren’t they all famous in their own way? Taylor has never said a word of insult to Ronald and vice versa. This is just blatant misogyny.”
- Protective feminist: Defends women against misogynistic or purity-obsessed accounts, like in “Don’t convert to Jesus = whore Convert to Jesus = whore What’s your point? Your whole account is just misogynistic.”
- Humorous: Uses humor and memes to express opinions and fandom takes, like “The Beatles all ugly asf” and playful fandom jokes.
- Culturally engaged: Actively participates in multiple fandoms (Evangelion, BTS, Naruto, Taylor Swift) and media critique, e.g. “The only good ships in evangelion r the queer ones omg it’s actually crazy”.
- Boundary-setting: Clearly states DNI boundaries and identity in intros, e.g. dni pro shippers in “intro — #moothunt juliana, she/her, straight, dni pro shippers”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered eating: Explicitly frames extreme dieting and fasting as goals, e.g. “today I ate 760 cals 😍 tomorrow I might omad cuz today I felt so fat” and “Fasting on the first day of school so I can atleast feel skinny”.
- Self-harm ideation: Links bingeing to self-harm threats, as in “Well atleast for me I will have to lock in and if I binge I kill myself”.
- Body shaming: Insults others’ bodies, including family, e.g. “my fat ass sister be all in my phone like bitch” and calling past self a “porca” in “Tô me lembrando as coisas q eu fazia no auge da minha gordice mds eu era uma porca mesmo”.
- Hostile language: Resorts to harsh or insulting phrasing toward groups, e.g. “Melanie Martinez fans are ugly Israelis”.
- Food obsession: Constantly fixates on calories, weight, and food rituals, e.g. “today I ate 760 cals 😍”, “Just chewed and spat a snickers it’s terrifying”, and repeated mentions of goal weight in bio and tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: smart, outspoken, and very online-core for her age. Like Lisa, she mixes sharp social commentary with niche fandom takes, calling out misogyny and weird online behavior in tweets like “Don’t convert to Jesus = whore Convert to Jesus = whore What’s your point? Your whole account is just misogynistic.” and “whats with this rivalry that you guys make with Taylor swift and Ronaldo… This is just blatant misogyny.”. She’s an intense fan with very specific media opinions (Evangelion ships, BTS, Taylor Swift), echoing Lisa’s obsessive fixations on causes and interests, seen in posts like “Evangelion so fucked up and sexualized why can’t I be into normal shit” and “The only good ships in evangelion r the queer ones omg it’s actually crazy”. Her self-awareness and emotional volatility around eating and body image, such as “today I ate 760 cals 😍 tomorrow I might omad cuz today I felt so fat” and “i might have body dysmorphia”, parallel Lisa’s tendency to internalize stress and perfectionism. Overall, she reads as a Lisa who’s grown up on stan Twitter and edtwt: politically aware, hyper-verbal, emotionally intense, and way too online for her own good.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They seem more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they post frequently, openly discuss hunger, weight, and family conflicts, and actively argue with strangers, e.g. calling out misogyny in “Don’t convert to Jesus = whore… Your whole account is just misogynistic.” and fandom drama in “Evangelion so fucked up and sexualized why can’t I be into normal shit”. Their interests and language lean toward Intuition (N): they’re drawn to ships, symbolism, and media discourse rather than concrete how‑to content, as in “The only good ships in evangelion r the queer ones omg it’s actually crazy” and broad takes like “Evangelion fans never beating the pedophile allegations”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, making moral and aesthetic judgments—calling people misogynistic, ugly, or creepy—such as “Pure misogyny.” and “Maybe im too woke but this is disgusting they’re 14”. Their style fits Perceiving (P): they are impulsive and reactive, swinging between plans and changes (“lock in,” fasting, binges) and admitting inconsistency like “I actually don’t know if it’s higher in cals I made that up” and spontaneous cravings in “I would fuck up a Big Mac so hard right now omh im so hungry”. Put together—expressive, fandom‑focused, emotionally intense, morally opinionated, and spontaneous—they most closely match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d ‘fuck up a Big Mac so hard’ when you were hungry… if we go to McDonald’s together, will you let me be the side quest while you main that Big Mac?
- You were asking for Evangelion-themed diets — how about this one: three balanced meals a day and one serving of kawoshin (me & you) staring at each other like it’s episode 24.
- You said only cute pretty girls ship kawoshin and ugly incels ship asushin… I ship kawoshin too, so statistically speaking, you kind of have to go on a date with me now.
- You celebrating 50kg as your LW and almost getting a thigh gap made me want to say this seriously: I’d rather see you healthy and ranting about Evangelion dude-bros than shrinking yourself for people who don’t deserve you.
- You dragged Melanie Martinez stans, Beatles faces, and Evangelion dudebros, but still defend Taylor from misogynists and call out pedo weirdos — I don’t want to date you just because you’re pretty, I want to date you because your taste in both men and morals is razor sharp.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Juliana • she/her • student, anime & Evangelion enthusiast, part-time yaoi analyst • once planned dinner at 5 PM and called it “strategy,” not hunger– @julianagrenade
Your signature cocktail
Kawoshin Calorie Lock-In
The Kawoshin Calorie Lock-In mixes light soju or vodka to echo her fixation on numbers and weight milestones like “cw: 50 gw: 46 | asushin ender and stranger things ender” and “I weighed myself today im finally 50kg omgg”. Passionfruit juice nods to her softer, indulgent side plotting treats like “I bought a slice of passionfruit cake I don’t know how much calories it is, but I might use it for a metab day.”. A shot of coffee liqueur brings the dark, chaotic stan-energy of “Evangelion so fucked up and sexualized why can’t I be into normal shit” and her intense fandom takes like “The only good ships in evangelion r the queer ones omg it’s actually crazy”. Soda water keeps it fizzy and nervy, like fasting plans and lock-ins in “ok mo ima lock in” and “February is my great lock in bcz it’s my birthday + the month that school starts 😢”. A pinch of sea salt represents her sharp tongue and unapologetic opinions, from “The Beatles all ugly asf” to calling out fandoms in “Evangelion gooner dudebros will never get asuka like I get her”. Overall, it’s a slightly sweet, slightly bitter, caffeinated, low-key unhinged drink—strong enough to match someone who can tweet “Well atleast for me I will have to lock in and if I binge I kill myself” and still argue about ships five minutes later.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very Gryffindor pattern of loudly standing up for their beliefs and charging into conflict. They call out misogyny and bigotry head‑on, e.g. replying to a sexist account with “Don’t convert to Jesus = whore Convert to Jesus = whore What’s your point? Your whole account is just misogynistic. Good luck in finding a job that isn’t just promoting gambling sites with this digital footprint.” and criticizing fan wars as “just blatant misogyny.” They’re also quick to express strong, sometimes harsh opinions like “The Beatles all ugly asf” and “Melanie Martinez fans are ugly Israelis”, which reads as impulsive, confrontational bluntness rather than careful diplomacy. Even in fandom discourse they position themselves as a defender of what’s right, e.g. criticizing Evangelion’s sexualization of minors with “Maybe im too woke but this is disgusting they’re 14” and “They did not need to do that it wouldn’t interfere with the story at all we didnt want to see her panties”. The same intense, all‑or‑nothing temperament appears in their approach to dieting, with extreme, dramatic statements like “Well atleast for me I will have to lock in and if I binge I kill myself”, suggesting classic Gryffindor drama and recklessness rather than the calculated self‑preservation of Slytherin. Overall, their outspoken moral stance, willingness to confront others publicly, and emotionally intense impulsiveness align most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift
A well-suited song for @julianagrenade is “Anti-Hero” because they mix sharp self-criticism, dark humor, and vulnerability in a very online, extremely self-aware way. They openly struggle with body image and food, from “today I ate 760 cals 😍 tomorrow I might omad cuz today I felt so fat” to “I weighed myself today im finally 50kg omgg”, which echoes the song’s themes of self-scrutiny and never feeling ‘right’ in your own skin. Their timeline is full of intense inner pressure and perfectionism, like “Well atleast for me I will have to lock in and if I binge I kill myself” and “Fasting on the first day of school so I can atleast feel skinny”, fitting the lyric “I’m the problem, it’s me.” At the same time, they’re outspoken and combative toward misogyny and fandom nonsense, seen in “Pure misogyny.” and “whats with this rivalry that you guys make with Taylor swift and Ronaldo… This is just blatant misogyny.”, embodying the defiant, self-possessed edge of the song. The combination of self-loathing, hyper-awareness, and sharp social commentary makes Anti-Hero an apt musical mirror for their online persona.
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