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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, sarcastic, politically aware, and very online. They constantly critique incompetence and systems around them, like complaining about bureaucracy and bad organization in academia in "ano passado meu ppg mandou um modelo de poster pra apresentar no simpósio deles e o título tava PÓS GADUAÇÃO, quase passa batido" and "porra turnitin dando similaridade com um paper q eu nunca vi na vida vsf", which fits Lisa’s academic, perfectionist frustration. Their annoyance with authorities and politicians, as in "e o governador preocupado em mudar fotinho do perfil" and "vou me matar e o motivo vai ser essa transmissão merda da record puta que pariu", echoes Lisa’s critical stance toward institutions and media. At the same time, they’re passionate about niche interests and sports, like "vai corinthians caralho" and "virada linda e vitória do brasil no basebol (eu como especialista de basebol do wii sports", similar to Lisa’s intense enthusiasm for the things she cares about (saxophone, causes, and events). Their introspective self-criticism and anxiety, seen in "eu poderia ter só abaixado a cabeça e ficado quieta, mas nao, resolvi me impor e agora me sinto mal kakkakaka mo trouxa" and "sessão de choro em posição fetal hoje às 19:27 todos convidados", also align with Lisa’s tendency to overthink and emotionally spiral. Overall, the blend of intellect, social criticism, nerdy humor, and emotional volatility fits Lisa far better than the more impulsive or goofy main characters.

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They explicitly self-type as INTJ-T in their bio, which is the strongest indicator of type: “🖤🤍💜 sccp || intj t || suco sem gelo || balcão de reclamações do inferno || golden unicycle”. Their tweeting style also fits an introvert: many posts are observational, sarcastic comments from the sidelines rather than overt bids for attention, like “sessão de choro em posição fetal hoje às 19:27 todos convidados” and “queria férias (tweet atemporal”, suggesting a more inward, self-deprecating focus than overt sociability. The N (iNtuitive) side appears in their love of absurdity, memes, and hypothetical scenarios, such as “imagina se o parque do cacau show for tipo esse willy wonka immersive experience” and “um mundo em que aves de rapina é continuação de barbie”, which show imaginative, non-literal thinking. They lean strongly T (Thinking) with blunt, critical wording and focus on competence and logic: “CARA COMO PODE A PESSOA SER TÃO INCOMPETENTE”, “como q um maluco burro desses de auto intitula analista”, and their critique of media practices in “sou completamente contra veículos jornalísticos 'censurarem' palavras sensíveis”. Finally, J (Judging) shows up in their frustration with disorganization and inefficiency—complaints about buses, academia, and systems such as “drive da unesp indo de ilimitado pra 20 gb foi o motivo do meu colapso” and “porra turnitin dando similaridade com um paper q eu nunca vi na vida vsf”—reflecting a preference for structure, clarity, and things working as they "should."

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Plant scientist in Botucatu balancing spreadsheets, buses, and Corinthians heartbreak. Once finished the Excel alphabet before my PhD. Opinions are mine.– @julynatsk

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This cocktail channels june’s chaotic INTJ energy and Corinthians devotion into a strong-but-playful mix. The cachaça infused with coffee is for the overworked grad-student meltdown vibes and academic rants like “porra turnitin dando similaridade com um paper q eu nunca vi na vida vsf” and “drive da unesp indo de ilimitado pra 20 gb foi o motivo do meu colapso”. Plum sake nods to their afternoon tipsiness and self-awareness in “nao é normal eu estar bêbada às 4 da tarde de uma terça (dei uma bicadinha num saquê” and the eternal promise “nunca mais eu bebo”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with the same sharp acidity as tweets like “como pode ser tão burro, velho vsf” and “CARA COMO PODE A PESSOA SER TÃO INCOMPETENTE”. The guaraná soda (no ice) is a reference to their bio “suco sem gelo” and the hyperactive sports-fan timeline of “vai corinthians caralho” and “flu moscou e só hoje tomou logo 8 do colossal sccp”. Finally, a pinch of pink salt captures that bittersweet self-deprecating streak from “eu poderia ter só abaixado a cabeça e ficado quieta, mas nao, resolvi me impor e agora me sinto mal kakkakaka mo trouxa” and the dramatic invites like “sessão de choro em posição fetal hoje às 19:27 todos convidados”.

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This account shows a strong mix of wit, analytical thinking, and nerdy preoccupations that fit Ravenclaw best. They take clear intellectual pleasure in language and small logical puzzles, joking about number reversals in “pq falar mil ao contrário se vc pode falar zerozerozeroum” and mocking academic sloppiness in “ano passado meu ppg mandou um modelo de poster... e o título tava PÓS GADUAÇÃO, quase passa batido”, which suggests attention to detail and standards. Their "império romano" is a niche media/knowledge fixation, as they admit in “esse é o meu império romano aparentemente”, a very Ravenclaw way to describe a recurring mental obsession. They also frame themselves jokingly as a specialist when talking about baseball in “virada linda e vitória do brasil no basebol (eu como especialista de basebol do wii sports”, showing self-aware, humorous intellectualism. While there is some Gryffindor-style impulsiveness in “eu poderia ter só abaixado a cabeça e ficado quieta, mas nao, resolvi me impor e agora me sinto mal kakkakaka mo trouxa”, their dominant traits are cleverness, irony, and an overthinking, INTJ-style brain—classic Ravenclaw.

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Their timeline is a mix of chaotic humor, self-deprecation, and sharp commentary, which fits the playful, sarcastic energy of Blank Space. They oscillate between confidence and self-critique, like when they say "eu poderia ter só abaixado a cabeça e ficado quieta, mas nao, resolvi me impor e agora me sinto mal kakkakaka mo trouxa" and then joke about emotional overload with "sessão de choro em posição fetal hoje às 19:27 todos convidados". The song’s theme of dramatizing feelings and leaning into the bit matches their over-the-top reactions such as "vou me matar e o motivo vai ser essa transmissão merda da record puta que pariu" and "BAHSYWUWKAPAA^£B%HSHUSBSSMWUEUEHWKOAIWWJIASB". Their love of football and intense fandom energy in tweets like "vai corinthians caralho" and "tocando taylor swift antes do jogo pra dar sorte" also echoes the song’s heightened, theatrical vibe. Overall, Blank Space captures their ironic, dramatic, and witty way of narrating everyday chaos.

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