Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Frequently turns everyday annoyances into jokes, like mocking awkward wording in academia in “ano passado meu ppg mandou um modelo de poster pra apresentar no simpósio deles e o título tava PÓS GADUAÇÃO, quase passa batido” and joking about globalization with “a globalização do viralata caramelo”.
- Self-awareness: Openly reflects on her own behavior, as in “eu poderia ter só abaixado a cabeça e ficado quieta, mas nao, resolvi me impor e agora me sinto mal kakkakaka mo trouxa” and “errei fui mlka”.
- Critical thinking: Questions media and engagement logic in “sou completamente contra veículos jornalísticos 'censurarem' palavras sensíveis... qual o motivo? nao perder engajamento (???)” and criticizes platform practices in “e tem tb os bipes q colocam nos vídeos...”.
- Academic dedication: Mentions PPG, lab reagents, Turnitin, and data overload in “por aqui cheguei no fim do excel. acabaram as colunas. literalmente.” and complains about “drive da unesp indo de ilimitado pra 20 gb”, showing engagement with research work.
- Passionate fandom: Shows strong, energetic support for Corinthians and sports in tweets like “vai corinthians caralho”, “É TETRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”, and “RENOVA MAYCON”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults toward others, e.g. “CARA COMO PODE A PESSOA SER TÃO INCOMPETENTE”, “como pode ser tão burro, velho vsf”, and “como q um maluco burro desses de auto intitula analista”.
- Emotional volatility: Oscillates between humor and intense reactions, like “vou me matar e o motivo vai ser essa transmissão merda da record puta que pariu” and organizing a “sessão de choro em posição fetal hoje às 19:27 todos convidados”.
- Alcohol overuse: Mentions drinking in slightly concerning or regretful ways, such as “nao é normal eu estar bêbada às 4 da tarde de uma terça (dei uma bicadinha num saquê” and “nunca mais eu bebo”.
- Chronic negativity: Often frames experiences through complaints—about buses in “caralho como eu odeio os ônibus dessa cidade”, energy company in “ênel ou enél?”, and airline sarcasm in “como é incrível a latam”.
- Online impulsivity: Posts intense, all-caps or keyboard-smash reactions like “IAJSISBDUSGSKFOSHAUXKNF” and “BAHSYWUWKAPAA^£B%HSHUSBSSMWUEUEHWKOAIWWJIASB”, and later admits regret in “errei fui mlka”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, sarcastic, politically aware, and very online. They constantly critique incompetence and systems around them, like complaining about bureaucracy and bad organization in academia in "ano passado meu ppg mandou um modelo de poster pra apresentar no simpósio deles e o título tava PÓS GADUAÇÃO, quase passa batido" and "porra turnitin dando similaridade com um paper q eu nunca vi na vida vsf", which fits Lisa’s academic, perfectionist frustration. Their annoyance with authorities and politicians, as in "e o governador preocupado em mudar fotinho do perfil" and "vou me matar e o motivo vai ser essa transmissão merda da record puta que pariu", echoes Lisa’s critical stance toward institutions and media. At the same time, they’re passionate about niche interests and sports, like "vai corinthians caralho" and "virada linda e vitória do brasil no basebol (eu como especialista de basebol do wii sports", similar to Lisa’s intense enthusiasm for the things she cares about (saxophone, causes, and events). Their introspective self-criticism and anxiety, seen in "eu poderia ter só abaixado a cabeça e ficado quieta, mas nao, resolvi me impor e agora me sinto mal kakkakaka mo trouxa" and "sessão de choro em posição fetal hoje às 19:27 todos convidados", also align with Lisa’s tendency to overthink and emotionally spiral. Overall, the blend of intellect, social criticism, nerdy humor, and emotional volatility fits Lisa far better than the more impulsive or goofy main characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They explicitly self-type as INTJ-T in their bio, which is the strongest indicator of type: “🖤🤍💜 sccp || intj t || suco sem gelo || balcão de reclamações do inferno || golden unicycle”. Their tweeting style also fits an introvert: many posts are observational, sarcastic comments from the sidelines rather than overt bids for attention, like “sessão de choro em posição fetal hoje às 19:27 todos convidados” and “queria férias (tweet atemporal”, suggesting a more inward, self-deprecating focus than overt sociability. The N (iNtuitive) side appears in their love of absurdity, memes, and hypothetical scenarios, such as “imagina se o parque do cacau show for tipo esse willy wonka immersive experience” and “um mundo em que aves de rapina é continuação de barbie”, which show imaginative, non-literal thinking. They lean strongly T (Thinking) with blunt, critical wording and focus on competence and logic: “CARA COMO PODE A PESSOA SER TÃO INCOMPETENTE”, “como q um maluco burro desses de auto intitula analista”, and their critique of media practices in “sou completamente contra veículos jornalísticos 'censurarem' palavras sensíveis”. Finally, J (Judging) shows up in their frustration with disorganization and inefficiency—complaints about buses, academia, and systems such as “drive da unesp indo de ilimitado pra 20 gb foi o motivo do meu colapso” and “porra turnitin dando similaridade com um paper q eu nunca vi na vida vsf”—reflecting a preference for structure, clarity, and things working as they "should."
Some pickup lines for you
- If your heart is a barranquinho, I’d gladly spend the whole day there too – no picture needed, just you, me, and zerozerozeroum chances of me shutting up around you.
- You being an INTJ corinthiana, bêbada às 4 da tarde dando pitaco em transmissão esportiva e política… that’s literally my type: someone who can analyze the game, roast the governor’s pfp, and still scream VAI CORINTHIANS with me.
- You hate incompetent people, bad leg-day form, LATAM, and the buses in your city – statistically, that means there’s at least one thing you might actually approve of. Posso me candidatar antes do próximo colapso do Drive da Unesp?
- If your life is a mix of simpósio, Turnitin te acusando à toa, Excel sem coluna e sessão de choro em posição fetal às 19:27, I don’t wanna ‘fix’ any of it – I just wanna pull up with suco sem gelo, um capacete estiloso, and be the one person you can laugh about it all with.
- Between being assaltada por cone trufado de 17 conto, comemorando vitória do Brasil no ‘basebol do Wii Sports’, e surtando com o apocalipse no Rio, I promise I’ll still be less caos than the QR-code believers – but way more devoted than você gritando RENOVA MAYCON.
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Your new Twitter bio
Plant scientist in Botucatu balancing spreadsheets, buses, and Corinthians heartbreak. Once finished the Excel alphabet before my PhD. Opinions are mine.– @julynatsk
Your signature cocktail
Suco Sem Gelo do Inferno
This cocktail channels june’s chaotic INTJ energy and Corinthians devotion into a strong-but-playful mix. The cachaça infused with coffee is for the overworked grad-student meltdown vibes and academic rants like “porra turnitin dando similaridade com um paper q eu nunca vi na vida vsf” and “drive da unesp indo de ilimitado pra 20 gb foi o motivo do meu colapso”. Plum sake nods to their afternoon tipsiness and self-awareness in “nao é normal eu estar bêbada às 4 da tarde de uma terça (dei uma bicadinha num saquê” and the eternal promise “nunca mais eu bebo”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with the same sharp acidity as tweets like “como pode ser tão burro, velho vsf” and “CARA COMO PODE A PESSOA SER TÃO INCOMPETENTE”. The guaraná soda (no ice) is a reference to their bio “suco sem gelo” and the hyperactive sports-fan timeline of “vai corinthians caralho” and “flu moscou e só hoje tomou logo 8 do colossal sccp”. Finally, a pinch of pink salt captures that bittersweet self-deprecating streak from “eu poderia ter só abaixado a cabeça e ficado quieta, mas nao, resolvi me impor e agora me sinto mal kakkakaka mo trouxa” and the dramatic invites like “sessão de choro em posição fetal hoje às 19:27 todos convidados”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account shows a strong mix of wit, analytical thinking, and nerdy preoccupations that fit Ravenclaw best. They take clear intellectual pleasure in language and small logical puzzles, joking about number reversals in “pq falar mil ao contrário se vc pode falar zerozerozeroum” and mocking academic sloppiness in “ano passado meu ppg mandou um modelo de poster... e o título tava PÓS GADUAÇÃO, quase passa batido”, which suggests attention to detail and standards. Their "império romano" is a niche media/knowledge fixation, as they admit in “esse é o meu império romano aparentemente”, a very Ravenclaw way to describe a recurring mental obsession. They also frame themselves jokingly as a specialist when talking about baseball in “virada linda e vitória do brasil no basebol (eu como especialista de basebol do wii sports”, showing self-aware, humorous intellectualism. While there is some Gryffindor-style impulsiveness in “eu poderia ter só abaixado a cabeça e ficado quieta, mas nao, resolvi me impor e agora me sinto mal kakkakaka mo trouxa”, their dominant traits are cleverness, irony, and an overthinking, INTJ-style brain—classic Ravenclaw.
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Blank Space - Taylor Swift
Their timeline is a mix of chaotic humor, self-deprecation, and sharp commentary, which fits the playful, sarcastic energy of Blank Space. They oscillate between confidence and self-critique, like when they say "eu poderia ter só abaixado a cabeça e ficado quieta, mas nao, resolvi me impor e agora me sinto mal kakkakaka mo trouxa" and then joke about emotional overload with "sessão de choro em posição fetal hoje às 19:27 todos convidados". The song’s theme of dramatizing feelings and leaning into the bit matches their over-the-top reactions such as "vou me matar e o motivo vai ser essa transmissão merda da record puta que pariu" and "BAHSYWUWKAPAA^£B%HSHUSBSSMWUEUEHWKOAIWWJIASB". Their love of football and intense fandom energy in tweets like "vai corinthians caralho" and "tocando taylor swift antes do jogo pra dar sorte" also echoes the song’s heightened, theatrical vibe. Overall, Blank Space captures their ironic, dramatic, and witty way of narrating everyday chaos.
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