Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: They worry about younger users and community impact, e.g. concern about minors on edtwt in “so many 13yos on shedtwt rn thinking about it makes me nauseous” and reassuring others in “to my newer oomfs on shedtwt… this will NOT be the end of anything”.
- Community‑oriented: They engage a lot with oomfs, celebrate milestones, and seek interaction, like “i can’t believe i have 400 million oomfs 🥹” and “PLEASE interact this will be so embarrassing if no one comments”.
- Reflective: They notice patterns and changes in their behavior, e.g. “even though i haven’t been eating more, simply having a higher limit reduces my binges by sm” and “been on edtwt for 4 years and ive never gotten a hit tweet i gotta die” showing meta‑awareness of their online life.
- Creative: They share poetry and aesthetic interests, as in “here’s some of my old poetry from my notes :) a 🧵” and participate in visual/aesthetic threads like “what are the first pictures that show up on pinterest… so cute so cute so cute”.
- Kind‑intentioned: They explicitly strive to be kind, e.g. “i truly try my hardest to be kind on here and in real life because im terrified that i am a bad person” and express affection toward followers in “today was a good day goodnight oomfs :) i love you all !!”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑hatred: They frequently use harsh language toward themself, like “fuck im such a fatass chud” and “i genuinely cant do anything right i feel so pathetic all i can do is starve in penance”.
- Disordered‑eating: Their account is centered on extreme restriction and fasting, with posts like “ate my weekly limit in 2 days so i guess im fasting now cool” and “broke a 40h fast this morning and am doing another till feb 6th !!”.
- Self‑harm: They openly mention cutting and infection, e.g. “cuts oww :( cuts ahhh ouchh cuts owowowow!!! cuts ouchiee !!!!” and “my hip infected as hell 😭”.
- Body‑obsession: They fixate on weight, BMI, and minor fluctuations, such as “going from bmi 14 to overweight is SO insanely embarrassing jfc” and “please i am 2kg heavier i haven’t overeaten im just full of SHIT”.
- Health‑neglect: They dismiss serious symptoms and injuries, e.g. “every time i stand up i come incredibly close to fainting and im really just waiting for it to happen atp like im tired” and “i say not washing it or bandaging it or putting anything on it im just rawdogging beans for no good reason”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper self-aware, anxious, and morally sensitive, but also extremely hard on themself. Like Lisa, they overthink their worth and feel crushing guilt and embarrassment, shown in posts like “everything is so embarrassing” and “i genuinely cant do anything right i feel so pathetic all i can do is starve in penance”. Their concern for ethics and animals echoes Lisa’s activism, e.g. “once you start noticing casual animal cruelty it is impossible not to see” and being grossed out by feeding mice to snakes in “i adore snakes but i could never get one because the thought of feeding it mice makes me physically ill”. They show a lot of care and protectiveness toward others online, similar to Lisa’s caretaking streak, like reassuring younger community members in “to my newer oomfs on shedtwt… this will NOT be the end of anything” and saying “i truly try my hardest to be kind on here and in real life because im terrified that i am a bad person”. Even their self-deprecating, slightly dramatic humor and love of niche online communities fits Lisa’s mix of intensity, niche interests, and feeling misunderstood by most people around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most activity is online, focused on internal states and a tight circle of “oomfs,” and they even admit being perceived as self‑absorbed rather than socially gregarious, e.g. “i don’t need a priv account when i can be annoying and disordered on main” and “omfg im so BORED i wanna go to school but no one else is awake” which reads more like craving structure than big social scenes. They appear Intuitive (N) because they often drift into abstract or meta reflections, like media/online culture and morality: “if you aren’t broadcasting yourself it’s simple, you just don’t exist” and “once you start noticing casual animal cruelty it is impossible not to see”, going beyond concrete details into patterns and meanings. Their values and self‑talk show strong Feeling (F): they worry about being a good person and care deeply about others, e.g. “i truly try my hardest to be kind on here and in real life because im terrified that i am a bad person” and “today was a good day goodnight oomfs :) i love you all !!”, prioritizing emotional impact over logical detachment. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: despite making plans (fasts, limits, accountability), their behavior is chaotic, shifting, and spontaneous—“every time i post about doing well and not binging i binge” and “broke a 40h fast this morning and am doing another till feb 6th !! it’s been fun getting back into fasting again” both show flexible, impulse‑driven changes rather than rigid follow-through. Taken together—introspective, value-driven, self‑expressive, and somewhat disorganized—they most closely match INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said going from BMI 14 to ‘overweight’ is embarrassing, but honestly? The only glow-up I see is someone whose personality is heavy as hell in charm. I’m trying to get under your skin, not your calorie limit.
- You’re out here debating veg burrito bowl vs sandwich, liquid fasting, and fibre maxxing… how about we compromise: I take you out for a vegetarian OMAD where the main course is us trauma-dumping and laughing at edtwt from 2022–2024 like it’s an extinct species.
- Every time you say you ‘can’t do anything right’ and ‘all you can do is starve in penance,’ I wanna respond like your cat when you try to cut: just show up, sit on your lap, and be the annoying little guy that interrupts your self-destruct button.
- You joked about being in a killing game, checking fast timers, almost fainting, and still managing to be kind because you’re scared you’re a bad person—plot twist: you’re the final girl with main-character dialogue, and I’m just here auditioning to be your morally questionable love interest.
- You celebrate 400 ‘million’ oomfs, post your poetry threads, complain about your infected hip and chest pain, and still worry about not getting enough likes—if you ever need empirical proof you’re lovable, I volunteer as your long-term, peer‑reviewed crush study.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Nonbinary student navigating recovery, poetry, and too much tea. Once cried over a grilled cheese. Here to be honest, kind, and a little too online.– @junebug_eater
Your signature cocktail
Lovely Lockdown Junibug Spritz
The white grape & jasmine soda is light, pretty, and slightly childish-on-purpose, matching their soft, spring-obsessed vibe and the way they treat their timeline like a cozy bedroom, as seen when they say “life if edtwt learned the difference between loose and lose” and “i don’t need a priv account when i can be annoying and disordered on main”. A shot of zero-proof bitter aperitif brings a grown-up edge and represents all the self-loathing and sharp humor running underneath, like “fuck im such a fatass chud” and “i genuinely cant do anything right i feel so pathetic all i can do is starve in penance”. The dandelion root syrup nods to their experimentation and stubbornness—taking something they hated and turning it into a little sweetness, inspired by “dandelion root tea is HORRIBLE oh my gosh” and their endless tea/OMAD experiments like “having spaghetti omad today i guess ick”. A pink salt & electrolyte rim is for their chronic dizziness, chest pain, and fainting jokes—trying to keep their heart beating while they post “lwk having a heart attack but we ball”, “every time i stand up i come incredibly close to fainting”, and chug “2L of water with electrolytes am i right lads”. Finally, edible glitter and a twist of lemon peel capture how they’re both sparkly and sour—dramatic, self-aware, and terminally online, from “i love all my oomfs but im like a mother in that i Do have favourites” to “i can’t believe i have 400 million oomfs 🥹” and their constant need for interaction like “PLEASE interact this will be so embarrassing if no one comments”. This cocktail is light but emotionally strong, sweet with a bitter core, and just experimental enough to feel like a drink you’d have while obsessively refreshing your fast timer and tweeting “periodically checking my fast timer as if 19 hours couldve magically passed in 20 minutes”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Juni shows a strong emphasis on kindness and care for others that fits Hufflepuff best. They explicitly say they try to be gentle and good-hearted: “i truly try my hardest to be kind on here and in real life because im terrified that i am a bad person”, which reflects the Hufflepuff traits of kindness and moral concern. They also act like a nurturing presence in their community, reassuring worried users that things will be okay: “to my newer oomfs on shedtwt that are super worried right now because communities are being taken down, i promise that this will NOT be the end of anything…”. Their affectionate way of speaking to followers, e.g. “today was a good day goodnight oomfs :) i love you all !!” and “i love all my oomfs but im like a mother in that i Do have favourites”, highlights loyalty and warmth. While they struggle heavily with self-destructive behaviors, their outward focus on caring for friends and wanting to be fair and kind aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff rather than the more individualistic traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Skinny Love - Bon Iver
A well-suited song for them is Skinny Love by Bon Iver, because it captures the mix of self-destruction, tenderness, and longing that runs through their tweets. They are deeply entrenched in edtwt and restrictive behaviors, talking about fasting and OMAD in posts like “ate my weekly limit in 2 days so i guess im fasting now cool” and “deadass just liquid fasting now ig fml”, which reflects a painful relationship with their own body. The track’s themes of loving something while also slowly destroying it parallel how they treat themselves, evident in “i genuinely cant do anything right i feel so pathetic all i can do is starve in penance”. Their self-deprecation and guilt about food and weight, like “going from bmi 14 to overweight is SO insanely embarrassing jfc” and “400kcal today but i feel so guilty”, mirror the song’s sense of heartbreak turned inward. At the same time, they’re gentle and affectionate with others on their timeline, saying things like “today was a good day goodnight oomfs :) i love you all !!”, which fits the song’s quiet, fragile tenderness beneath all the hurt.
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