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Bart's rebellious and often provocative nature aligns closely with the tweets from @junkieble. For instance, tweets like 'newgen larper stfu' and 'ugly ass kikе' reflect a tendency to speak impulsively and unfiltered, reminiscent of Bart's penchant for mischief and troublemaking. Additionally, his response to serious events like '2 shootings on sandy hook anniversary and today a live streamed stabbing we're eating good this week' showcases a dark humor that Bart often displays, blurring lines between comedy and reality. Overall, the combination of irreverence and a playful, yet edgy attitude mirrors Bart's character perfectly.

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The user’s tweets are bold and outward‑focused, often commenting on current events or group experiences, which suggests extraversion (e.g., "we're eating good this week" and "I was so loud tho holy"). They emphasize concrete, vivid details and sensational happenings rather than abstract ideas, indicating a sensing preference ("2 shootings on sandy hook anniversary and today a live streamed stabbing"). Their remarks are blunt, logical, and often dismissive of emotional nuance, showing a thinking style ("a good percentage of adults look similar to you so that's why kids are better"). Finally, the spontaneous, impulsive nature of the posts and lack of long‑term planning point to a perceiving orientation ("welp, we got caught." "newgen larper stfu").

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College senior | Meme curator | Amateur photographer—once tried to capture a campus phantom | Dark humor & weird story seeker– @junkieble

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The "Phantom Blackout" captures the chaotic energy of junkie's tweet "HOW I FEEL LISTENING TO ESDEEKID OK BLACKED OUT LIKE A PHANTOM BOIII💀☠️🗿👿🩸" with a dark, smoky blend of black vodka and absinthe. The addition of cold brew espresso mirrors the intense, late‑night vibe, while a chili‑infused syrup adds the fiery edge of lines like "ugly ass kikе" and "i was so loud tho holy". Activated charcoal gives the drink its deep midnight hue, echoing the dark humor in "2 shootings on sandy hook anniversary and today a live streamed stabbing we're eating good this week". Finally, a dash of chocolate bitters reminds us of the bitter reality of finals, as in "I have finals today bad day to forget my water bottle :(". This cocktail is as bold, unapologetic, and unsettling as junkie's online persona.

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The user frequently displays a provocative, self‑serving attitude that aligns with the Slytherin emphasis on cunning and self‑interest, as shown by the tweet "ugly ass kikе". Their willingness to mock others and revel in dark humor, evident in "a good percentage of adults look similar to you so that's why kids are better", reflects the Slytherin tendency to prioritize personal amusement over empathy. They also show a reckless side, acknowledging risky behavior with "welp, we got caught.", which fits the Slytherin comfort with bending rules to achieve personal goals. The lack of overt loyalty, humility, or a strong intellectual focus in the tweets suggests the user is not a Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. Overall, the combination of cunning sarcasm, disregard for moral conventions, and a desire to stand out points to Slytherin.

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The user’s tweets convey a mix of teenage angst, nihilistic humor, and a desire to shock, which mirrors the grunge anthem’s theme of disaffected youth. Their line 'HOW I FEEL LISTENING TO ESDEEKID OK BLACKED OUT LIKE A PHANTOM 💀☠️🗿👿🩸' reflects the song’s lyric 'With the lights out, it’s less dangerous,' capturing a feeling of numbness and darkness. The casual, almost apathetic comment about '2 shootings on sandy hook anniversary and today a live streamed stabbing we’re eating good this week' aligns with the chorus 'Here we are now, entertain us,' a call to perform despite bleak surroundings. Even the stress‑filled tweet 'I have finals today bad day to forget my water bottle :(' shows the frustration and boredom that the song’s verse 'I feel stupid and contagious' expresses.

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