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Like Lisa, JupiNyar is a politically active intellectual who finds herself frequently frustrated by the perceived ignorance or apathy of those around her, especially regarding leftist theory as seen in her comment on “how can you call yourself a Marxist and cheer for a football team”. She shares Lisa's cynical edge and occasional social isolation, lamenting that “it's much harder with neurodivergent people” to connect and often feeling like an outsider in her own community. Despite her high academic standards, such as when she critiques a philosopher for writing “nonsense”, she also displays a hidden, chaotic side that struggles with the mundane pressures of life. This is perfectly captured by her academic burnout and procrastination, complaining that she “doesn't want to do 10 late papers for college” but would rather indulge in her personal interests. Ultimately, her mix of revolutionary zeal and deep-seated desire for affection mirrors Lisa’s perpetual struggle to balance her idealism with her need for belonging.

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JupiNyar demonstrates Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary activities like RPGs and manga, even stating they “don't serve for online meetings”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their theoretical interests, such as “studying Book 1 of Capital” and discussing abstract sociopolitical critiques. They align with Feeling (F) due to an emotionally driven communication style, often venting about “jealousy” or the “small horrors of sharing an apartment” rather than using cold logic. Finally, the Perceiving (P) trait is highlighted by a self-admitted lack of organization, frequently mentioning “overdue college assignments” and a struggle to “finish making an RPG character sheet”.

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Marxist & RPG enthusiast navigating life's absurdities. From debating theory to surviving One Piece marathons. I once fixed a PC by hitting it. She/Her. 🚩– @JupiNyar

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This drink captures the essence of a 29-year-old student balancing Marxist theory with a burning desire to watch One Piece. The caffeine hit fuels their drive to “work for free at 11pm”, while the bitter notes represent their sharp critique of the world, especially their desire to “ban mullets like Kim Jong Un after the revolution”. Despite the intense politics, there is a sweet, playful undertone found in their frequent feline outbursts like “miaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuu”. It’s an experimental mix for someone who feels “too difficult to flirt with neurotypicals” but still holds out hope for a “date with air conditioning and ice cream.”

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Marimiau demonstrates a strong Slytherin leaning through her overt ambition for power and a penchant for self-preservation through manipulation. She explicitly fantasies about leadership, stating, “after the revolution, when I take over as supreme leader... I will prohibit mullets”, and shows a cunning, resourceful approach to conflict by noting that “sometimes the best remedy for the damage caused by a lie is simply a better lie”. Her resourcefulness extends to her social life, where she pragmatically seeks a partner who can provide material comforts like “air conditioning and money to buy ice cream”. Finally, her selective loyalty and disdain for those she deems “limited” or “dumb” mirror the classic Slytherin preference for excellence and sharp wit over general inclusion.

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The song's melancholic yet synth-driven rhythm perfectly captures the user's blend of leftist political exhaustion and existential dread, often expressed through tweets like “maldito recesso de fim de ano quero militar quero encher o saco de minhes camaradas”. Their online persona frequently shifts between ironic humor and genuine frustration, seen in their desire for a “míssil nuclear em direção a chapecó” or the admission of “tentando resistir a um impulso extremamente autodestrutivo”. This duality reflects the song’s theme of navigating a bleak reality while maintaining a specific aesthetic, mirrored by their niche interests in One Piece, RPGs, and their self-professed “medo de ser esquisita”. Ultimately, Little Dark Age serves as an anthem for someone who views the world through a lens of political revolution and personal isolation, punctuated by the recurring “pequenos horrores de se dividir apartamento”.

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