
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Jupiter matches Lisa Simpson through their shared identity as a diligent yet chronically overwhelmed student who balances academic pressure with deep creative passions. Much like Lisa’s dedication to her saxophone and studies, Jupiter is a talented artist who frequently stresses over schoolwork, tweeting, “i had so much work i was supposed to get done over the weekend. i did none of it. im actually so cooked”. They exhibit Lisa’s methodical nature, describing themselves as “not a skilled cook... but a very good baker because shes very methodical” and admitting to completing “all of my schoolwork 15 minutes before class starts”. Despite their academic anxieties, they maintain a strong moral compass and a specific aesthetic sense, often feeling like an outsider or “the woker” within their community.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jupiter displays Extroversion (E) through her constant engagement with 'oomfs,' frequent use of interactive 'strawpage' gimmicks, and open desire for social validation, such as when she asks, “if all of you are not right here right now liking this post you mean nothing to me”. She leans toward Intuition (N), focusing on her 'yumeship' fandom imaginings and 'headcanons' rather than mundane reality, noting she “probably always has like a notepad and pen on her at all times” to record ideas. Her Feeling (F) preference is evident in her highly emotive, exclamation-heavy responses to art and friends, such as “OH MY GODDDD IM IN LOVEEE IM OBSESSED”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is highlighted by a chronic struggle with deadlines and lack of structure, admitting, “i had so much work i was supposed to get done over the weekend. i did none of it. im actually so cooked”.

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Passionate artist and football enthusiast. When I’m not sketching yumeships, I’m likely oversleeping or avoiding homework to watch FC Barcelona. dms always open.– @JUPITERINSTARS

Your signature cocktail
This drink perfectly captures a student-artist-stan who is “actually so cooked” due to poor time management. The bright blue base reflects their deep involvement in 'bllktwt,' while the bubbly sweetness matches how they react to gifts: “THIS IS SOOOOOO GORGEOUS????... IM IN LOVEEE IM OBSESSED”. The bitters represent the constant academic dread of “doing all of my schoolwork 15 minutes before class starts”. Finally, the star garnish pays homage to their username and their habit of “drawing my yumeship like an absolute chud” instead of studying.

Your Hogwarts House
Jupiter consistently displays the Hufflepuff values of kindness and genuine appreciation for others, frequently sending enthusiastic, supportive messages like “ur too sweet” and “HES SO CUTE OH MY GOD... I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” to those who share art or kind words. Her loyalty to her friends and online community is evident when she notes, “i miss my oomfs where are you guys” or defends them by saying, “when celi is arguing with some rando... i gotta lock in”. While she struggles with procrastination, her methodical nature appears in her self-analysis of being a “very good baker because shes very methodical” and the diligence she puts into her creative space, admitting, “i put a lot of work in” on her profile. Ultimately, her focus on community, warmth, and interpersonal harmony makes her a perfect fit for the badger house.

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This song perfectly encapsulates Jupiter’s life as a highly active, slightly chaotic fandom creator balancing a public persona with a private life. Her tweets frequently shift between the thrill of engagement—like when she exclaims “i have 1277 followers if all of you are not right here right now liking this post you mean nothing to me”—and the overwhelming reality of being a student, admitting “i had so much work i was supposed to get done over the weekend. i did none of it. im actually so cooked”. Idol reflects the duality of her online presence, where she is intensely dedicated to her 'yumeship' and her favorite characters, yet feels the pressure of the algorithm, noting that “fawk i got hella bots in my replies now” after a viral moment. Much like the song's themes of curated perfection versus hidden struggles, she navigates the social dynamics of 'bllktwt' while mourning the loss of “twitter circles” to shield her more personal thoughts from specific followers.

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