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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: analytically minded, politically engaged, and often frustrated with ignorance and anti‑intellectualism. They constantly work with data, maps, and statistics—like computing GDP growth and mapping per‑capita income, e.g. “and there we have it: complete GDP per capita (and GDP growth) for the Philippines in 2024” and “Philippines' 2024 per capita GDP map, first half”—which mirrors Lisa’s nerdy, evidence‑driven approach to the world. They criticize disinformation and post‑truth politics, as in “We are now fully in the post truth era” and “This is straight up disinformation at this point wtf”, much like Lisa’s moral outrage at dishonest or unjust systems. Their frustration with anti‑intellectual attitudes in politics and society—seen in posts like “Oh the fucking anti intellectualism coming from all sides in the comments” and “don't you just love anti intellectualism”—also aligns with Lisa’s frequent exasperation at the people around her. Finally, the mix of idealism and realism in tweets such as “as much as I understand the sentiment, using 'mga Marcos kasi ih' as a response to every problem discourages critical thought” feels very Lisa: principled, but determined to stay rational and nuanced rather than purely emotional or tribal.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) rather than Extrovert: their posts are heavily about analysis, data and politics rather than socializing or personal life, and they show comfort spending lots of time on solitary, nerdy projects like mapping and vector graphics, e.g. “turns out vectorising a coat of arms is hard” and “Philippine House of Represenatives districts if they were reapportioned every census tract”. They are clearly Intuitive (N): they constantly interpret patterns and implications behind data instead of just stating facts, such as extrapolating economic trends in “running all the data through it's indeed Construction that brought down our numbers if it had grown at the same rate as last year our total GDP growth this year would have been 5.2%” and rethinking political structures in “kinda weird take the cities of Davao and Zamboanga should, for all intents and purposes, be separate provinces outright”. Their tone is strongly Thinking (T): they value logic and critique over harmony, directly calling out disinformation and anti‑intellectualism in posts like “This is straight up disinformation at this point wtf”, “don't you just love anti intellectualism”, and using analytical arguments about vote patterns in “one thing i don't think many have internalised is that the Makabayan voting base actually shrunk this election”. They show strong Judging (J) tendencies in their structured approach: they build complete datasets and maps (“and there we have it: complete GDP per capita (and GDP growth) for the Philippines in 2024”, “Philippines' 2024 per capita GDP map, first half”), think in terms of long‑term political consequences (“this and the MRT 7 are the make or break of the Marcos Administration imo if BBM can deliver results by the end of his term then he secures Greater Manila; if delays push it past 2028 the Dutertes sweep the region again”), and criticize radicals for lack of strategic planning in “when liberals and centrists denounce radicals who are allergic to compromise and want to solve everything through revolution this is what we're trying to fucking avoid”. Taken together—data‑driven analysis, abstract pattern‑spotting, blunt logical critique, and a focus on planning and systems—INTJ fits their online persona best.

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Maps, metrics & Philippine politics. I once spent a weekend vectorizing a coat of arms for fun. Data over drama, charts over chismis.– @Jupjami

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This cocktail starts with Filipino dark rum as the base, because so many of their maps and rants orbit around PH politics and economics, from “Philippines' 2024 per capita GDP map, first half” to “complete GDP per capita (and GDP growth) for the Philippines in 2024”. A smoky shot of mezcal nods to the Mexico flag in their bio and their fascination with global politics, like “we really should start watching african politics more” and “well that's 100% of #Korea's results in; it seems that we're seeing some depolarisation in the south”. Canadian maple syrup adds a subtly sweet, data-nerd coziness that fits someone who spends weekends vectorizing coats of arms and making election models, as seen in “Philippine House of Represenatives districts if they were reapportioned every census tract” and “wanted to try my own take on a really popular what if”. Calamansi juice brings sharp acidity to match their frequently exasperated political commentary, like “when liberals and centrists denounce radicals who are allergic to compromise and want to solve everything through revolution this is what we're trying to fucking avoid” or “oh the fucking anti intellectualism coming from all sides in the comments”. Finally, a dash of blue curaçao colors it like a heat map, a wink to their endless charts and mappings from “found a really interesting way to demonstrate national leanings” to “running all the data through it's indeed Construction that brought down our numbers”, making the drink as visually nerdy as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The overall pattern of @Jupjami’s tweets is heavily analytical and data-driven rather than emotional or identity-focused, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They repeatedly demonstrate a love of statistics and rigorous breakdowns, e.g. mapping GDP per capita and growth for the Philippines in detail in “and there we have it: complete GDP per capita (and GDP growth) for the Philippines in 2024” and dissecting GDP growth components in “running all the data through it's indeed Construction that brought down our numbers”. Their curiosity drives them to construct complex electoral and demographic analyses like “Philippine House of Represenatives districts if they were reapportioned every census tract” and to experiment with alternative political systems in “yeah tried a hybrid version of that system … research got surprisingly difficult real fast”. They also show creativity in visualization and naming, such as “an attempt at naming manila's legislative districts instead of the boring ass place number system” and “wanted to try my own take on a really popular what if” (mapping hypotheticals) in this tweet. Finally, their repeated frustration with disinformation and anti-intellectualism—seen in “never have I truly understood the extent of the education crisis in this country until now” and “Oh the fucking anti intellectualism coming from all sides in the comments”—shows a distinct valuing of knowledge, critical thinking, and reasoned discourse, all core Ravenclaw traits.

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The reflective, bittersweet tone and national consciousness in Tadhana fit them well. They clearly love Filipino music and even list “Tadhana Up Dharma Down” among their top OPM songs alongside other emotional, socially aware tracks “Ang Huling El Bimbo Eraserheads Sana I Belong To The Zoo ... Tadhana Up Dharma Down ...”. Their bio strings together national mottos and struggles — “🇵🇭 o'er thy hills and seas 🇲🇽 may the earth tremble to its core 🇨🇦 we stand on guard for thee 🇺🇦 fate shall smile once more” — which echoes the song’s sense of longing and destiny amid larger forces. They often analyze politics and inequality, like when mapping GDP and noting extremes such as “PSA that Makati's GDP per capita is fucking $81,000 now”, showing the same mix of realism and wistfulness that Tadhana embodies. Their blend of data-driven political interest and emotional, patriotic reflection makes this song a natural fit for their personality.

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