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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, deeply attached to their favorite media, and clearly bookish. Their bio says they’re “written by mcr, taylor swift & olivia rodrigo”, and they obsess over music in a very earnest, feelings-first way, like Lisa does with her sax and favorite bands, for example in “eu amo tanto tanto the world is ugly pq quando eu tô chorando eu só coloco ela p tocar em loop bem alto no fone e me sinto abraçada”. They’re obviously a reader and part of book Twitter, as seen in “o tanto de bookstan me seguindo por causa do fixado de leitura sendo q eu tô a 25 dias sem conseguir ler direito” and “FINALIZEI A THREAD DE LEITURA 😛😛😛😛”, which parallels Lisa’s identity as the studious, literary one in the family. At the same time, they’re anxious, sensitive, and self-reflective about their mental state, like in “tô achando q n conseguir ler nada n é nem ressaca literária e sim pq tô mto fodida da cabeça esse mês inteiro”. Their intense, idealistic stan energy for their faves, especially Gerard Way — “gerard way te amo muito” — also feels very Lisa-coded: passionate, loyal, and a little melodramatic in a heartfelt way.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: even when they go out they mention needing to mentally prepare for socializing and drinking, e.g. “ai como pode eu ter q ficar me preparando psicologicamente pelo menos uns 2 dias antes de sair p beber”, and they stress about a tweet getting just 200 views, showing discomfort with attention: “credo fiquei ansiosa só de ver q aquele meu tweet teve 200 visualizaçães”. Their interests center on fictional worlds, music, and imagination rather than practical minutiae (MCR lore, Bridgerton, Spy x Family, books, Pinterest aesthetics), which fits Intuition, e.g. “minha personalidade foi construída no dia em q eu assisti isso aqui pela primeira vez”. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, expressing intense emotions and empathy about music and artists: “eu amo tanto tanto the world is ugly pq quando eu tô chorando eu só coloco ela p tocar em loop bem alto no fone e me sinto abraçada”, and reacting in a very emotional way to concerts and idols, like “gerard way te amo muito”. On the J–P axis, they seem more Perceiving: their timeline is spontaneous, full of in‑the‑moment reactions like “majwkebsk@(#$)!kwkjjekendk” and impulsive fandom spirals, and they complain about not managing their reading despite having a structured reading thread: “o tanto de bookstan me seguindo por causa do fixado de leitura sendo q eu tô a 25 dias sem conseguir ler direito”. Altogether, a deeply emotional, fantasy-leaning inner world, strong attachment to media/lyrics, and slightly chaotic, unstructured lifestyle strongly suggests INFP.

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Professional overthinker powered by MCR, Taylor & Olivia. Once recognized a violin version of Paramore in Bridgerton and treated it like a life milestone.– @jurdanmidnights

Your signature cocktail
Blackberry vodka stands in for their ride-or-die love for My Chemical Romance and Gerard Way, the dark, dramatic core of their personality, as seen in “gerard way te amo muito” and “DESTROYAAAAKSJWKENEKRJ #mcrperu”. Red energy drink mirrors the chaotic fangirl adrenaline of live streams, setlists and all-caps reactions like “SING NAOOOOOOOOSOWNEKDNEKNDKSKEKRNF” and “MEU DEUS”. Violet liqueur nods to their Olivia Rodrigo/taylor-coded, purple-obsessed side from “amo q eu e a minha irmã n podemos ver nd q é roxo q a gente fala q é da olivia” and the bio “written by mcr, taylor swift & olivia rodrigo.” Lime juice adds a sharp, anxious tang for tweets like “credo fiquei ansiosa só de ver q aquele meu tweet teve 200 visualizaçães” and “ainda bem q tem show hj pq o dia mal começou e eu já quero me atirar na frente de um carro”. Sparkling water tops it off with fizz for their softer, bookish and sentimental side, from “FINALIZEI A THREAD DE LEITURA 😛😛😛😛” to “eu amo tanto tanto the world is ugly pq quando eu tô chorando eu só coloco ela p tocar em loop bem alto no fone e me sinto abraçada”. Strong, sweet-and-bitter, and a little unhinged, this is the kind of drink that would scream along to “Kids from Yesterday” with them: “kids from yesterday 😭😭😭😭😭”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a deep, almost stubborn loyalty to their favorite artists and comfort media, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their devotion to My Chemical Romance and Gerard Way appears in many tweets, such as “gerard way te amo muito”, “gerard way como pode vc ser tão gostoso assimmm”, and the anguished dedication of watching shows via streams like “TERMINARAM A LIVE NO TIKOK BEM NA HORA Q A BOLA TAVA FALANDO, VEIIIIIIII #mcrperu” and “fecharam a live q eu tava vendo 😁😁😁”. They’re also clearly hardworking and community-oriented with reading and fandom: they celebrate finishing a reading thread in “FINALIZEI A THREAD DE LEITURA 😛😛😛😛”, mention a pinned reading thread that attracts other bookstans in “o tanto de bookstan me seguindo por causa do fixado de leitura…”, and enjoy mutual support like “nem amo ficar trocando like e rt nos fixado de leitura”. Even when they’re struggling mentally and with a reading slump, they express it in a vulnerable, honest way rather than posturing, as in “tô achando q n conseguir ler nada n é nem ressaca literária e sim pq tô mto fodida da cabeça esse mês inteiro”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s emotional sincerity. While they have bursts of intense emotion and humor, there’s little evidence of Slytherin-style calculated ambition, Ravenclaw-style intellectual pride, or Gryffindor-style risk-taking; their defining traits are loyalty, emotional warmth, and a sense of shared fandom community—classic Hufflepuff qualities.

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The song that best suits them is the world is ugly by My Chemical Romance. They explicitly say how deeply it resonates emotionally: “eu amo tanto tanto the world is ugly pq quando eu tô chorando eu só coloco ela p tocar em loop bem alto no fone e me sinto abraçada”, showing they see the track as a source of comfort when they’re struggling. Across their timeline, they often talk about feeling mentally drained or overwhelmed, like “ainda bem q tem show hj pq o dia mal começou e eu já quero me atirar na frente de um carro” and “tô achando q n conseguir ler nada n é nem ressaca literária e sim pq tô mto fodida da cabeça esse mês inteiro”, which fits the song’s themes of pain, vulnerability, and wanting reassurance. At the same time, they live and breathe MCR—gushing over Gerard and shows constantly, like “gerard way te amo muito” and “esse show vai me curar”—so a My Chemical Romance song is the most authentic match. the world is ugly balances their darker, emotional side with the feeling of being held and understood by the music they love, which mirrors how they use it in their life.

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