Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective partner: Affectionately mentions loving their boyfriend and uses pet phrases like “ñamñamñam (translation: I love my bf)” in bio and tweets such as “mi tilin insano 💗💗”.
- Fandom passionate: Shows long‑term, active enthusiasm for ships like Luckae/Luckaeluc, e.g. “Being a Luckaeluc shipper since 2020 and seeing the same argument every year” and organizing fanart hype like “Come on guys, start dropping the #luckae arts for kaeya birthday”.
- Humorously blunt: Uses sharp, comedic phrasing to make points, e.g. “Que tan pinche aburrida debe ser tu vida cómo para andar pensando que hacen otras personas con un montón de pixeles que no existen”.
- Self‑aware nerd: Openly jokes about being deeply into games/anime, like hiding their phone while “seeing a +18 Luckae drawing” or calling out fandom drama while acknowledging they care about “pixels.”
- Openly trans: Clearly asserts and embraces his identity, e.g. “SOY HOMBRE, trans, PERO SOY HOMBREE” and defends trans people in posts like “Mínimo la persona trans no se va a quedar pelado...como los hombres cisgenero”.
Weaknesses:
- Highly insulting: Frequently uses direct insults toward others, e.g. “Tu eres estúpida verdad” and “Pinches hombres cis, me caen mañ por eso se quedan CALVOS Y SOLOS”.
- Harsh generalizations: Makes sweeping, hostile statements about groups, such as “Tiktok es un lugar donde si dos adultos están saliendo, lo ven como algo malo, bola de pendejos” and “Nada, pero neta nada le agrada al fandom de Alien Stage vayan a conseguir trabajo”.
- Aggressive conflict: Often escalates disagreements with hostile language, e.g. “Hagame el favor de irse muy a la mierda, gracias” and “Eres español, hasta acá me llega el olor a alcantarilla que tienes”.
- Job‑shaming others: Repeatedly tells people to ‘get a job’ or similar as an insult, such as “Get a job” and “The thing all of you need is touch some grass and maybe get a job💔💔”.
- Online hostility: Uses very hostile or extreme phrasing in fandom disputes, e.g. “Byul tu debiste ser ab0rt4d0, neta” and mocking others as having their brain “as a pure decoration” in this post.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user aligns most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, sarcastic, and always ready to poke at people they find ridiculous. Like Bart constantly telling others to "eat my shorts," they repeatedly tell people to get a job or touch grass, for example: “I think, I think some of you people need to touch some grass, get a job, talk with REAL PEOPLE and shower” and “The thing all of you need is touch some grass and maybe get a job💔💔”. They enjoy provoking fandom drama and pushing buttons in a joking but sharp way, as in “Tiktok is a place that needs to go” and “Que tan pinche aburrida debe ser tu vida cómo para andar pensando que hacen otras personas con un montón de pixeles”. At the same time, there’s a softer, more vulnerable side under the snark, shown when they talk about being a trans guy and how they want to be seen, like “SOY HOMBRE, trans, PERO SOY HOMBREE”, which mirrors Bart’s occasional moments of sincerity beneath his troublemaker persona. Their intense, almost obsessive fandom shipping energy, seen in tweets like “Volvi a hacer otra cuenta, esta vez dedicada al Luckae”, also fits Bart’s hyperfixation and chaotic passion for the things he loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with others, quote-tweeting to argue, joke, and provoke, e.g. calling people out with lines like “Touch some grass and take a shower you STINK” and openly ranting about fandom drama on TikTok and Twitter. Their focus on patterns in fandom behavior and broad takes (e.g. repeatedly criticizing how people treat "pixels" and ships, as in “Tiktok es el lugar donde si dices que encuentras a Durin atractivo... son pixeles por favor 💔💔”) suggests Intuition over Sensing. They appear strongly Thinking-oriented: they value argumentative consistency and call out what they see as bad logic with tweets like “Esa lógica toda tonta” and “Parece que les cuesta usar el cerebro y solo lo traen de adorno”, often being blunt rather than diplomatic. Their spontaneity and tendency to react in the moment, complain about school, and jokingly contradict themselves (e.g. “Ya esta, adios Honkai, nos vemos en 3 semanas (en realidad voy a jugar mañana)”) point to Perceiving over Judging. Overall, they fit ENTP: outspoken, argumentative, playful with controversy, and focused on debating ideas and social dynamics more than on practical organization or harmony.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep telling TikTok to touch grass, get a job, and stop worrying about pixels… so if I show you my Luckae wall and my shower schedule, do I qualify for a date or at least mutuals privileges?
- As a fellow Genshin nerd: if you ever get that 40–50 pity Columbina and finally ‘get a job’ like you swore, can I apply to be your coworker in HR—‘Hoyoverse Relationships,’ specifically handling the Luckaeluc department?
- You said your biggest achievement before uni was pulling Flins and that you ride for ships like Luckae, Xiaoether, Wriolette, Tartali… Honestly, with taste like that, I don’t need your APA references—your boyfriend choices are already in perfect format.
- Every time you tweet ‘touch grass, shower, get a job’ at antis and TikTok clowns, I just think: Mínimo, la persona trans que me gusta no se va a quedar pelado ni solo… so, Aslan, can I be the ñamñamñam to your lucky pixels?
- You hid your phone faster for that +18 Luckae drawing in class than when a teacher walks in during music—if you can protect your ship that hard, I can only imagine how well you’d protect a boyfriend who’s as into Kaeya’s birthday and Hoyofest café dates as you are.
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Trans guy, full-time Luckae archivist, part-time student. Once hid +18 fanart in class faster than my phone could lock. Pixels over discourse, always.– @Just4slan
Your signature cocktail
Touch Grass, Drink Luckae
This cocktail starts with mezcal and a chili-salt rim for their sharp tongue and fiery call‑outs, like telling people to “touch some grass and take a shower you STINK” and simply saying “Get a job”. Hibiscus syrup nods to their Spanish-speaking, Latin vibe and dramatic flair when they yell “Pinches hombres cis, me caen mañ por eso se quedan CALVOS Y SOLOS”. An espresso shot captures the chaotic student life and sleep deprivation of “Tengo una hora de sueño, no creo aguantar todo el dia despierto”. The rainbow citrus soda represents their queer pride and colorful fandom world, as seen in the bio flags and their Santa letter for canon MLM ships like “Querido Santa, para navidad me gustaría que Hoyoverse haga canon el Luckae…”. Finally, a pink foam topper is the sweet, romantic layer hiding the bite, celebrating lines like “ñamñamñam (translation: I love my bf)” and their relentless devotion to “Volvi a hacer otra cuenta, esta vez dedicada al Luckae”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Aslan shows strong Slytherin traits: they’re confrontational, unapologetically opinionated, and very comfortable attacking opponents rather than appeasing them. They repeatedly tell others to get jobs and touch grass, e.g. “The thing all of you need is touch some grass and maybe get a job💔💔” and “Anti proshippers vs getting a job, a shower or touching some grass”, which reflects a disdainful, superiority-tinged pragmatism. There’s also a strong instinct for self‑preservation and tribe defense: they aggressively defend their shipping preferences and dismiss critics as irrational, like “Es cómo ver tiktok en 2020 y que los antis te digan que te vayas al otro mundo solo por shipear pixeles que NO SON HERMANOS” and “It's almost 2026 and YOU are complaining about peakluckae, never beating the annoying allegations 💔”. They also frame controversial positions as something they knowingly push despite backlash, as in “I want to try too guys tw: my opinion Jeanlisa LUCKAELUC … Again, tw: my opinion, my taste”, showing deliberate boundary‑pushing and confidence in their own judgment. While there is some Gryffindor-like boldness in calling out others (e.g. “Tu eres estúpida verdad”), the overarching pattern is ambitious, combative self-assertion and in-group protection—classic Slytherin energy.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A fitting song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures frustrated, disillusioned youth and a sharp, sarcastic view of the world. They talk openly about burnout and depression, like when they say “Por fin vacaciones, ya me puedo deprimir en mi cuarto y hacerme el de rogar” and joke about their biggest achievement being gacha pulls in “no puede ser posible que este a unos pasos de entrar a la uni y mi mayor logro haya sido sacar a Flins 💔”. Their timeline is full of irritation at online morality and fandom drama, such as “The thing all of you need is touch some grass and maybe get a job💔💔” and “Que tan pinche aburrida debe ser tu vida cómo para andar pensando que hacen otras personas con un montón de pixeles que no existen”, which fits the song’s theme of feeling surrounded by shallow or hypocritical behavior. At the same time, they’re unapologetically themselves as a trans guy and a passionate shipper, shown in “Querido Santa, de navidad quiero verme masculino… SOY HOMBRE, trans, PERO SOY HOMBREE” and their many Luckae posts like “Volvi a hacer otra cuenta, esta vez dedicada al Luckae”. The mix of dark humor, self-awareness, and teenage/early-adult angst in their tweets mirrors the emotional core and biting tone of Teen Idle.
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