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Lisa Simpson is the most fitting match because she is intellectually curious, politically progressive, and often critiques societal issues. The user frequently asks for Marxist analyses ("is there a good marxist or even marxian account of why the UK ruling class is so set on a war with Russia") and condemns conservative politics ("Not a shock at all American conservatism has for decades been about undoing the fdr presidency"), mirroring Lisa's activist mindset. Their love for learning and culture ("what I like about Pluribus is that it reminds me of a good TNG episode where they encounter…") reflects Lisa's appreciation for thoughtful media. At the same time, the user's playful cat posts and meme‑style humor ("He's so pretty"; "Meatball…") show a youthful, quirky side that matches Lisa's teenage energy. Finally, the blend of earnest social commentary and personal quirks (e.g., "I’m also an anti‑imperialist rapper and commentator") captures Lisa's blend of seriousness and teenage rebellion.

Your MBTI personality Type
The frequent use of "we" and outward‑facing commentary such as "Me and Ethan [picture]" and "We need a frotting emoji 🍆🍆💦" shows the user is energized by social interaction, indicating Extraversion. They often discuss abstract ideas and future‑oriented concepts, for example asking "is there a good Marxist or even Marxian account of why the UK ruling class is so set on a war with Russia" and reflecting on the "non binaries of steel," which points to Intuition. Their statements are driven by personal values and emotions, as seen in "I love living in China but I do miss Seattle like all the time" and "Love to see all the dipshits I've ever hated are also objectively evil," suggesting Feeling. The posting style is spontaneous and flexible, with impulsive remarks like "I have no self control so I might smoke the last cigarette" and "yeah sure I’ll download 30gb of Fallout season 1. who care," indicating Perceiving. Taken together these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.

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Anti‑imperialist rapper, cat‑dad, gamer; ex‑Seattle expat in China; once got my cat to 'download' a 600‑MB torrent.– @justacoverband

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The cocktail blends smoked bourbon to echo the chaotic Fallout vibes ("Okay the fallout TV show is really fun. I love how much of it is guys exploding into guts...") and bright lychee liqueur to nod to living in China ("I love living in China but I do miss Seattle like all the time"). A splash of orange bitters references the "orange daughter" tweet, while a dash of chili-infused simple syrup captures the spicy, transgressive humor ("We need a frotting emoji. 🍆🍆💦 Anyway Josh O'Conner and Daniel Craig 🍆🍆💦"). The garnish of a tiny pickled meatball on a skewer pays homage to the recurring "meatball" motif ("Tint meatball cousin let me pet him..."). This drink mirrors @justacoverband's eclectic, restless, and slightly chaotic energy.

Your Hogwarts House
Their curiosity and love of learning are clear in tweets such as "is there a good marxist or even marxian account of why the UK ruling class is so set on a war with Russia" and "What I like about Pluribus is that it reminds me of a good TNG episode where they encounter a type of alien that is literally alien to the characters and viewers". They frequently engage in thoughtful political analysis, for example "Not a shock at all American conservatism has for decades been about undoing the FDR presidency" and "the incoherence of American politics is a very overt point". Their intellectual depth is also shown by self‑identifying as "I’m also an anti imperialist rapper and commentator" and by seeking nuanced perspectives on media, like "Don't watch the anime if you haven't read the Manga". These traits of curiosity, analytical thinking, and a drive for knowledge align best with Ravenclaw.

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The user's feed is saturated with anti‑authoritarian and anti‑fascist sentiment, evident in posts like 'Apes together strong' and 'the meatball fandom has become toxic', which show a rebellious spirit. They even self‑describe as 'I’m also an anti imperialist rapper and commentator', aligning perfectly with Rage's politically charged rap‑rock ethos. The song's iconic line 'Some of those that work forces are...' mirrors the user's disdain for authority seen in tweets such as 'fascist in disco finally paid off' and 'I have no self control so I might smoke the last cigarette'. Its raw, explosive energy matches the chaotic, meme‑filled posting style of the account. Overall, 'Killing in the Name' captures both their political anger and high‑octane, anti‑establishment vibe.

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