Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Frequently shares honest feelings about stress, joy, and nostalgia, like missing albums and shows, e.g. “saudade dói pra caralho”.
- Humorous candidness: Uses self-deprecating humor and absurd scenarios, like panicking about uninstalling apps when the mother asks for the phone, e.g. “minha mãe acabou de me dar o maior susto possível…”.
- Cultural curiosity: Engages deeply with music, anime, and games, cataloging albums and lyrics and revisiting works like Ergo Proxy and Ace Attorney, e.g. “a cada vez que eu ouço o i want to be there eu gosto mais do álbum”.
- Reflective thinker: Asks conceptual questions and comments on philosophical or literary themes, such as wondering about “o absurdo” and discussing A Metamorfose, e.g. “alguém sabe explicar o que é o absurdo?”.
- Loyal friend: Shows appreciation for people they meet and interact with, like praising friends and online mutuals, e.g. “a @scissorsloids e o @PresidenteBrabo SAO MUITO FODAS mto legal conhecer vcs!!!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent profanity and aggressive phrasing toward people and situations, e.g. “GEOMETRIA É UM CU E EU AINDA TENHO FISICA E ALGEBRA PRA FAZER EU VOU ME MATAR”.
- Academic overwhelm: Often reports being exhausted and frustrated with schoolwork, from geometry to biology, e.g. “nao aguento mais responder questoes sobre monossacarideos e ainda faltam 5 vai tomar no meu cu”.
- Relationship bitterness: Expresses strong resentment toward couples and romance, e.g. “quero mandar todos que namoram se fuder fortemente, muito obrigado”.
- Impulsive negativity: Quickly jumps to intense negative reactions about minor issues, like being locked out or delays, e.g. “tô trancado fora de casa, obrigado pai…”.
- Self-destructive jokes: Uses extreme self-harm or death-related exaggerations when stressed, especially about school, e.g. “todo bimestre essa porra se fuder” combined with “eu vou me matar” language.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but with a more abrasive, online-poisoned edge. Like Lisa, they’re introspective, anxious, and constantly overthinking life and meaning, asking things like “alguém sabe explicar o que é o absurdo?” and talking about how “domingo é um inferno,” which fits Lisa’s existential and philosophical streak. They’re academically engaged but stressed to the point of meltdown, ranting about schoolwork in tweets like “GEOMETRIA É UM CU E EU AINDA TENHO FISICA E ALGEBRA PRA FAZER EU VOU ME MATAR” and “nao aguento mais responder questoes sobre monossacarideos e ainda faltam 5 vai tomar no meu cu”, mirroring Lisa’s gifted-kid burnout energy. Their strong opinions on music and niche media, from “ouvir dsbm é quase uma habilidade” to reflecting on anime like Ergo Proxy and Sonny Boy, parallel Lisa’s intense, sometimes lonely attachment to her interests. Even their sensitivity to injustice and tragedy, as in “eu vi pessoas celebrando a morte dela… ainda sim é trágico… as pessoas tem celebrado a morte dela tudo por colocarem seus preconceitos antes de perceber o peso real da situação”, reads very Lisa: emotionally aware, morally outraged, and more reflective than most around them. Despite the constant cursing and dark humor, the underlying vibe is a smart, emotionally overloaded teenager trying to make sense of life—very much Lisa, just transplanted into Brazilian Twitter culture.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): despite being active online, most tweets center on their internal world, feelings, and music rather than big social scenes, like when they talk about missing an anime experience and nostalgia for a specific time at school in “queria poder assistir ergo proxy como se fosse a primeira vez, aquele mundo, aquela abertura... saudade de 2023 quando eu assisti no meio do interclasse da minha escola”. They show strong Intuition (N) through interest in abstract or philosophical ideas, such as asking directly “alguém sabe explicar o que é o absurdo?” and reflecting on literature in “ai tu vai ver e a porra da família do Gregor samsa só se importou com ele enquanto não sabiam que ele tinha virado um baratão, brutal 💀💀” rather than focusing on purely concrete details. Their values and emotional reactions point to Feeling (F): they care deeply about fairness and human suffering, as in “eu vi pessoas celebrando a morte dela... ainda sim é trágico, um suicídio de um menor de idade... as pessoas tem celebrado a morte dela tudo por colocarem seus preconceitos antes de perceber o peso real da situação”, and they often vent about love, loneliness, and resentment toward couples in “quero mandar todos que namoram se fuder fortemente, muito obrigado”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than J: they complain about procrastination and chaos in schoolwork in “GEOMETRIA É UM CU E EU AINDA TENHO FISICA E ALGEBRA PRA FAZER EU VOU ME MATAR” and “odeio atrasar os bgl”, and their life seems driven by impulse and mood (music binges, last-minute reactions, getting locked out of home) rather than structured planning, which aligns well with an INFP’s flexible, emotionally guided lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever manage to rewatch Ergo Proxy or Sonny Boy like it’s the first time, can I be there too? We can complain about Monday, drink Monster instead of champagne, and pretend the mirante da lagoa isn’t making us both ‘com o cu trancado’.
- You hating couples on Valentine’s and threatening to uninstall Instagram is crazy, because the only relationship update I want to see on your feed is ‘Curty finally encontrou alguém pra dividir o Monster verde e falar mal de quem namora’.
- You survive dsbm jump-scares, Linker shows that feel like dreams, geometry being ‘um cu’, and waking up at 5AM… statistically, the next impossible feat is liking someone who follows 134 people and still chooses *you* to be the person next door.
- As a translator, a metalhead, and someone who writes album opinions on the notebook’s back cover, you’re kind of like Ace Attorney: layers of lore, niche references, and I still end up shouting ‘objection’ every time you say no one would want alliances made of Monster — because I absolutely would.
- You said transar de ladinho is poggers, but plot twist: real synergy is de ladinho on the couch, Ergo Proxy or Regular Show playing, you ranting about how the bar only toca Smells Like Teen Spirit, and me just thinking ‘you were always on my mind… something like a parasite’ while you sip coffee because there’s no Monster.
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Headache survivor, 5 a.m. commuter & album overthinker. Once tried to uninstall all my apps mid‑panic — it was just my mom asking for a photo.– @JustFoski
Your signature cocktail
Monster nas Suas Paredes
This cocktail runs on the same unhinged caffeine engine as Curty, mixing a green energy drink in honor of their beloved Monster and “se alguém um dia de declarar pra mim, eu preferiria que nossas alianças fossem em monster”. An espresso shot represents waking up at absurd hours and surviving school and work like in “meu segundo dia depois de voltar a acordar 05:00 da manhã” and the constant academic suffering of “GEOMETRIA É UM CU E EU AINDA TENHO FISICA E ALGEBRA PRA FAZER EU VOU ME MATAR”. Sour lime juice captures their sharp, often exasperated humor in tweets like “quero mandar todos que namoram se fuder fortemente, muito obrigado” and “segunda feira só serve pra acabar com a minha alegria”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, melancholic sweetness for the dsbm/metal and existential vibes of “ouvir dsbm é quase uma habilidade” and “alguém sabe explicar o que é o absurdo?”. Finally, a smoked salt rim evokes rock bar nights, depressive riffs, and that constant mix of bitterness and coolness in “puta que pariu, eu achava que morar perto de um bar de rock seria mellhor” and the proudly gloomy pride of “me n my flags happy pride month!!!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong intellectual and reflective streak that fits Ravenclaw best. They repeatedly engage with abstract or philosophical ideas, like when they ask directly about existential philosophy in “alguém sabe explicar o que é o absurdo?” and when they notice the moral critique in Kafka’s Metamorphosis in “ai tu vai ver e a porra da família do Gregor samsa só se importou com ele enquanto não sabiam que ele tinha virado um baratão, brutal 💀💀”. They also clearly enjoy complex or challenging media, from anime like Ergo Proxy and Sonny Boy in “queria poder assistir ergo proxy como se fosse a primeira vez...” and “queria ver sonny boy e ergo proxy como se fosse a primeira vez dnv...”, to Ace Attorney in “o Edgeworth é uma pedra em relaçoes interpessoais PQP...”, which they analyze in a character-driven way. Their affection for math is explicit in “amo diferença de quadrados e bhaskara”, which is a stereotypically Ravenclaw enjoyment of problem-solving that most students complain about. Even their music taste is treated analytically and catalogued, as in “to ouvindo se radicalize e levante antes de sonhar repetidamente... ent vou catalogar as que eu conseguir”, showing methodical, almost scholarly engagement. While they have Gryffindor-like emotional intensity and some Hufflepuff loyalty to friends, their curiosity, love of difficult media, and tendency to think in concepts and analysis point most strongly to Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A song that best fits Curty is “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana, mixing angst, irony, and a messy coming-of-age vibe. They live in loud frustration and exhaustion, from school to work, like in “GEOMETRIA É UM CU E EU AINDA TENHO FISICA E ALGEBRA PRA FAZER EU VOU ME MATAR” and “cansado pra caralho, essa semana ja me destruiu e ainda é segunda feira”, mirroring the song’s chaotic, fed-up energy. The grunge spirit also appears in their love for heavy, depressive and alternative music, like “ouvir dsbm é quase uma habilidade” and “ouvindo Kanye west afinal sem ele n ia ter nenhum rapper bom”, showing a taste for intense, emotionally loaded sounds. Their mix of self-deprecating humor and genuine sadness in tweets like “saudade dói pra caralho” and “domingo é um inferno” fits the song’s blend of apathy and rage. Even their environment reflects it: they complain about rock bar playlists with “smells like teen spirit, creep, lonely day, bon jovi e sweet child o'mine”, yet they are still right inside that same alternative, disillusioned atmosphere that Smells Like Teen Spirit embodies.
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