
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s the thoughtful, artsy nerd of the family, and this user is a self-described “massive lesbian nerd and baby cinephile” who spends most of their time thinking about movies, music, and meaning. Like Lisa obsessing over jazz and books, they deep-dive into film and directors, constantly logging new watches like “#nw: parasite (2019)” and “#nw: oldboy (2003)”. There’s also a very Lisa-like introspective streak and feeling of life being symbolically scripted, shown in “atp im convinced my life is being written by someone, now even the stuff that happens has symbolism.”. Their queer identity and hyper-specific media interests, like joking about “the gay bar in but i'm a cheerleader” and craving Margot Robbie in a lesbian romcom in “what i'd give to see margot robbie in a lesbian romcom”, mirror Lisa’s tendency to be out of step with her environment but deeply passionate about her causes and loves. Also, the way they turn everything into a small intellectual or emotional project—making a Tumblr sorter to rank favorites in “okay, i've made a decision (i created a literal tumblr sorter to help me)”—is exactly the kind of organized overthinking Lisa would do.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: their timeline centers on solitary media consumption (movies, shows, music) and online fandom rather than parties or big social events, e.g. “the plan was to watch pulp fiction today. instead i binge watched harley quinn the whole day” and “i either need better wifi or better websites to watch movies”. They are clearly iNtuitive: they talk about symbolism and meta-narratives, like “atp im convinced my life is being written by someone, now even the stuff that happens has symbolism”, and they gravitate toward auteur cinema (Oldboy, Donnie Darko, Mysterious Skin, etc.), which appeals to pattern‑seeking and themes more than concrete practicality. Their tone is very value- and emotion-driven, pointing to Feeling over Thinking: they obsess over favorites and emotional impact (“goodbye, girl interrupted, you were bigger than the whole sky 💔”) and make decisions based on queer representation and crushes (“what i'd give to see margot robbie in a lesbian romcom”, “the things i do for margot robbie”). Finally, they seem Perceiving rather than Judging: they frequently change plans or rewatch on a whim, like “the plan was to watch pulp fiction today. instead i binge watched harley quinn the whole day” and “i'm considering leaving it halfway and continuing tomorrow... but also i hate leaving movies halfway 😭”, and they joke about endlessly adding to their watchlist despite no clear system (“letterboxd isn't loading, this is probably a sign that i have to stop adding films to my watchlist”). Altogether, an introspective, symbolism-loving, emotionally expressive, and somewhat spontaneous cinephile best fits INFP.

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20 • film student wannabe & Harley Quinn apologist • once watched Suicide Squad purely for Margot Robbie and called it “research” • she/they/he– @justlikegraham

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Ruby grapefruit vodka brings a sharp, bright kick for their intense cinephile dives into films like “#nw: oldboy (2003)”, “#nw: taxi driver (1976)”, and “#nw: parasite (2019)”. Pink sparkling rosé mirrors their bubbly, dramatic enthusiasm for Margot Robbie and Harley, from “#nrw: birds of prey... (2020)” to “watching 3 harley quinn movies made me want to rewatch the harley quinn animated show”. Hibiscus syrup adds a big, romantic, sapphic sweetness in honor of lines like “what i'd give to see margot robbie in a lesbian romcom” and their bio’s “massive lesbian nerd and baby cinephile”. A dash of smoked salt captures their slightly bitter, self-aware humor in tweets such as “i either need better wifi or better websites to watch movies” and “i had to see jared leto's face without my consent, day is ruined”. Finally, edible glitter tops it all off for their theatrical, showgirl flair from “the life of a showgirl” and their gleeful, all‑caps reactions like “HELL YEAAAAHHH”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently present as an intensely curious, analytic, and media-obsessed person, which aligns most with Ravenclaw. Their film-watching is systematic and exploratory rather than casual, hopping from Korean cinema with “#nw: parasite (2019)” to French New Wave with “#nw: un homme qui dort (1974)” and classics like “#nw: taxi driver (1976)”, suggesting a genuine love of learning through movies. They also show reflective meta-thinking about their tastes, e.g. agonizing over ranking favorites in “at this point i don't know my fourth fav movie anymore, girl interrupted is just filling the space because it was already there before” and even building a tool in “okay, i've made a decision (i created a literal tumblr sorter to help me)”, which is a very Ravenclaw solution. Their humor is referential and clever—like connecting a single word to a specific bar in But I'm a Cheerleader in “whenever i'm watching a movie and someone says cocksucker the first thing that comes to mind is always the gay bar in but i'm a cheerleader”—showing quick association and cinematic literacy. Although they display fandom passion and personal feelings, the dominant pattern is curiosity, media literacy, and self-aware analysis, all hallmarks of Ravenclaw.

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Girls Like Girls fits them perfectly as a proudly lesbian, film-obsessed twenty-year-old who calls herself a “massive lesbian nerd” in their bio and openly thirsts over women like Margot Robbie, as in “what i'd give to see margot robbie in a lesbian romcom”. The song’s confident, unapologetic queer energy mirrors their attitude when they joke that watching a notoriously bad movie is justified because “the things i do for margot robbie”. Its theme of queer longing and playful rebellion also fits with their love of sapphic-coded media like But I'm a Cheerleader, which they reference in their bio and in tweets like “whenever i'm watching a movie and someone says cocksucker the first thing that comes to mind is always the gay bar in but i'm a cheerleader”. The track’s mix of softness and defiance echoes the way they balance earnest cinephile enthusiasm—constantly posting #nw logs like “#nw: barbie (2023)”—with self-aware, chaotic humor. Overall, the song channels the queer crushes, pop-culture obsession, and playful drama that define their timeline.

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