JustXAshton
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Fearless Debater: He repeatedly volunteers for hostile interviews and public debates, as in 'I accepted a last minute debate/discussion... I'm not afraid of hostile interviews,' showing he seeks challenge rather than shy away.
- Technically Curious: Multiple deep-physics threads and references to 'Field Reversed Configuration', 'aneutronic Boron 11', and 'Zero Point Energy' reveal a genuine technical curiosity and willingness to read technical papers.
- Media-Savvy: He schedules and promotes frequent live shows and clips—'Streams M/W/F 8pm EST', 'I'll clip later'—so he knows how to build and maintain an audience.
- Tenacious Researcher: He files FOIAs, tracks leaks and follows trial documents ('You should be able to find proof in his trial documents... withheld from my FOIA requests'), indicating persistence in evidence-gathering.
- Loyal to Views: He publicly disavowed groups and accepted follower loss ('I lost 15k+ followers... and I regret nothing'), showing consistency and willingness to pay social costs for his stance.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational Tone: Frequent insults like 'govt affiliated libtards' and 'scumbags' create antagonism and alienate potential allies.
- Overreach Claims: Grand assertions—'UFOs are thermonuclear weapons' and 'we used it to develop thermonuclear bombs that manipulate spacetime'—risk credibility among mainstream scientists and lay audiences.
- Confirmation Bias: He frames opposing views as denial and repeatedly emphasizes whistleblowers supporting his thesis ('Yesterday Jason...') rather than weighing disconfirming evidence neutrally.
- Polarizing Politics: Strong partisan commentary (e.g., 'I will never turn on President Trump' and attacks on 'libtards') narrows his audience to ideologically aligned followers.
- Provocative Overreach: Jabs like 'The libertarian party has turned into a bunch of conspiratard racists' and calls to 'Make an example out of him' can escalate into reputational harm or legal risk.
Your Simpsons character
Professor Frink
Like Professor Frink, Ashton combines technobabble and eccentric science with public performances; Frink’s obscure physics-speak mirrors Ashton's tweets about 'Field Reversed Configuration' and 'aneutronic fusion.' Both are nerdy, prone to grand scientific claims, and socially awkward when translating their ideas for broad audiences—Ashton’s livestreams and debates feel like Frink episodes brought to Twitter.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
ENTJ fits Ashton: extraverted and assertive—he hosts frequent live shows and seeks public debates ('Streams M/W/F 8pm EST', 'Fun impromptu debate with The Sneezing Monkey'); intuitive and future-focused—he speculates on fusion, ZPE and quantum gravity ('Macroscopic quantum tunneling... ER = EPR'); thinking-driven—he frames issues in strategic terms and challenges opponents ('I want to test his knowledge... I've been studying thermonuclear weapons'); and judging—he displays decisive stances and organizes streams and FOIA work rather than drifting ('My career is being a healthcare IT consultant... I only did this internet stuff because...'). These behaviors map onto ENTJ leadership, strategic debate, and systems focus.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Field Reversed Configuration? Because you just confined my attention into a perfect orbit.
- I don't need aneutronic fusion to stay warm tonight — one of your streams heats up the whole room.
- If you can teleport planes, can you teleport us to dinner? I promise to bring the FOIA requests.
- Call me Gorgon Stare — I’ve been watching you from a distance and I’m impressed by your trajectory.
- You must be zero-point energy, because every time you log on you erase my skepticism.
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Your new Twitter bio
Ashton Forbes — plasma & fusion researcher, host of weekly live deep-dives on MH370, ZPE, and advanced propulsion. Healthcare IT consultant by day; investigative streamer by night. Debates skeptics, files FOIAs, and obsesses over Field Reversed Configurations. Streams M/W/F 8pm EST. Views mine.– @JustXAshton
Your signature cocktail
Field Reversed Fizz
The 'Field Reversed Fizz' mirrors Ashton’s mix of smoky danger and neon-tech optimism: mezcal represents the dangerous, 'nuke' side of his fascinations ('non fission nukes'), blue Curaçao evokes glowing plasmas he posts about ('The dark lines are xrays'), and tonic sparkle suggests the showmanship of his livestreams ('Streams M/W/F 8pm EST'). The charcoal gives the drink an ominous aesthetic—perfect for a conversation about 'clean fusion bombs' and secret tech.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ashton aligns with Slytherin through ambition, secrecy, and strategic thinking: he talks about weaponized breakthroughs and geopolitical advantage ('The first country to crack the code on this technology will be the leader for years to come'). He relishes influence and isn't shy about controversial tactics ('I am burning bridges, but I am right'). His focus on power, national advantage and willingness to play hardball ('I will never turn on President Trump') fits Slytherin more than the idealistic Ravenclaw or open Gryffindor.
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Your song
Uprising - Muse
Muse’s 'Uprising' pairs a defiant, anti-establishment energy with techno-orchestral soundscapes, matching Ashton’s combative tone toward 'libtards' and bureaucratic secrecy and his techno-enthusiasm for radical energy breakthroughs ('aneutronic fusion', 'Zero Point Energy'). The song’s rallying cry fits his call-to-arms media style and conspiratorial worldview.
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