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Lisa Simpson is the most fitting match because she is the academically driven, highly sensitive member of the Simpson family who often feels isolated and overwhelmed by school pressures, just like the user who writes, "Tomorrow I'll have 8 hours of school then another 8 hours of studying math I feel nauseous just thinking about it". She is deeply empathetic and socially conscious, which mirrors the user's outrage at religious homophobia in the tweet about asking their mom whether Islam accepts queer people. Lisa’s love for music and arts resonates with the user’s mention of "I love Madonna sm" and their enjoyment of cafés and solo time. The frequent expressions of anxiety, depression, and even suicidal thoughts such as "I need to die why am I like this" and "Trying not to kill myself" echo Lisa’s occasional moments of despair when she feels misunderstood. Finally, the family tension the user describes, like "My dad is screaming I think he's gonna hit mom I'm so scared", reflects Lisa’s occasional struggles with her parents’ expectations and household stress.

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The user shows an introverted style, often talking about personal feelings and solitary activities: "I like going to a cafe by myself this is so cozy" and "I miss my girlfriend". They focus heavily on concrete, sensory details such as "My headache won't stop It's been 6 hours" and "My posture is beyond redemption", indicating a sensing preference. Their decisions and expressions are driven by emotions and personal values, evident in statements like "Religious guilt is haunting me" and "The most thoughtful thing I can do is to make everyone despise me so they won't feel hurt once I die". They display a flexible, spontaneous approach to life, frequently mentioning being overwhelmed by schedules and last‑minute changes: "I'm about to waste 5 precious hours into memorising philosophy instead of studying math/physics" and "I have 8 hours of school then another 8 hours of studying math I feel nauseous just thinking about it". These traits together align best with the ISFP personality type.

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16‑yr‑old gender‑fluid student | Math & philosophy enthusiast | Anime & gacha fan | Coffee‑driven, once tried cutting my hair in class– @Juuv_y

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The espresso and coffee liqueur capture Juuv_y’s relentless caffeine‑fueled grind, echoing the tweet 'I had 3 hours of sleep because I had 3 cups of coffee yesterday'. Lavender syrup adds a soothing, yet slightly bittersweet note that mirrors the anxiety and longing for calm in 'I’m too tired to fall asleep does that make sense'. A splash of grenadine gives a deep red sting, representing the dark thoughts of 'I need to die why am I like this' and the constant battle with depression. Tonic water’s sharp bite reflects the harsh reality of school pressure and 'Skipping class this morning yay'. Finally, the layered colors swirl together like a gender‑fluid spectrum, just as the bio proudly states 'genderfluid'.

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Juuv_y shows strong ambition and a focus on personal success, repeatedly emphasizing intense study schedules and strategic resource decisions. For instance, they tweet, 'Tomorrow I’ll have 8 hours of school then another 8 hours of studying math I feel nauseous just thinking about it,' and 'Should I do a 10 pull on durin’s banner or just save up for columbina,' reflecting a drive to achieve and manage limited resources. Their self‑preservation instinct is evident in lines like 'Trying not to kill myself' and 'The most thoughtful thing I can do is to make everyone despise me so that they won’t feel hurt once I die,' showing a calculated approach to personal survival. Slytherins are known for ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to prioritize self‑interest, which aligns best with these recurring themes. Therefore, the most fitting house for this user is Slytherin.

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The track directly tackles the suicidal thoughts that dominate @Juuv_y’s timeline, making it a fitting anthem for their emotional state. Their tweets repeatedly show hopelessness, such as 'I need to die why am I like this' and 'Trying not to kill myself', as well as chronic stress and insomnia like 'My headache won't stop It's been 6 hours wtf painkillers don't work either' and 'I'm too tired to fall asleep does that make sense'. The song’s chorus, 'I’ve been on the edge, feeling like I could fall', mirrors the feeling of being on the brink that appears in many of their posts. Moreover, the hopeful bridge – 'If you’re feeling like you’re dying, hold on' – offers the kind of reassurance they seem to be craving after expressing isolation and fear in lines like 'My dad is screaming I think he's gonna hit mom I'm so scared'. This blend of raw despair and a call for help aligns closely with Juuv_y’s expressed experiences.

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