
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user lines up most with Bart Simpson: irreverent, loud, always clowning on everything they love. They constantly roast stuff they’re actually obsessed with, like Fortnite and its collabs, e.g. calling a billion‑dollar company lazy in “uma pena que a equipe de design de uma empresa bilionária não é tão esforçada assim” and saying “os cara são muito burro pqp”. Their humor is juvenile and aggressively sarcastic, like joking about harsh parenting in “mlk frouxo, na minha época minha mãe me espancava com uma tábua cheia de prego e apagava cigarro no meu braço” and posting pure chaos laughter in “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. At the same time, they’re a passionate nerd about games and pop culture, ranting about Transformers movies in “esse cara sabe fazer ficção científica/fantasia mas a porra da paramount… insiste em chamar o porra do michael bay” and making over‑the‑top collab wishlists in “era só uma collab pelo menos das 3 primeiras fileiras e eu dormia manso o resto do ano todo”. That mix of mischief, loud opinions, and surprisingly specific geek passions fits Bart much more than the more responsible or earnest Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their content revolves around solitary hobbies like gaming and film analysis, not their own social life, and they talk more about games than people, e.g. long rants about Fortnite design like “com todo respeito, não é diretamente uma crítica ao mano akira aí mas pqp como eu odeio esse paladar infantil da comunidade do fort, que mario kart oq cara, deixa igual um need for speed...” rather than parties or friends. They show Intuition (N) by focusing on concepts, possibilities and patterns (collab trends, what the game could be) rather than just what exists now, e.g. “collabs na temporada 2: desenho cartoon nostálgico número 827196 game indie ... esqueci de alguma coisa?” and imagining ideal skins like “meu sonho é uma skin assim no fort, funcionou tão bem”. Their tone is strongly Thinking (T): critiques are blunt, argument-focused and often dismissive, such as “nenhum pseudo cinefilo q só tem filme merda cult no letterbox vai me convencer de que esse filme não vai ser pico” and “mais uma collab merda desnecessária, mas a picareta é legalzinha”. They read as Perceiving (P) rather than structured J: they react in the moment with spontaneous humor and rants (“vou lá meto um absurdo e vou mim bora”), frequently change opinions based on new updates (“que semana horrível pqp, mais um mês com os vbucks salvos”), and don’t show signs of meticulous planning or rigid scheduling. Taken together—introverted, conceptual, analytical, and spontaneous—this best fits INTP.

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Fortnite enjoyer & sci‑fi/fantasy nerd. PT/EN. Once promised 100R$ if DMC6 dropped—still emotionally in Temen-ni-gru waiting for the reveal.– @jvnanii

Your signature cocktail
The Overproof dark rum is the strong base, matching how they go zero-to-100 with gaming takes like “precisamos conversar sobre a grave perda do hell yeah core no fortnite, jogo tá regredindo” and “os cara são muito burro pqp”. A Guaraná soda reduction brings Brazilian energy and sweetness, nodding to their PT-BR vibe and hyped reactions such as “INSANOOO” and “korolho aura 🔥🔥🔥”. Cold brew coffee adds a bitter, late-night grind flavor for the guy obsessively ranking collabs and seasons with tweets like “season boa da porra” and “mais uma att fraca com 15 collabs mid criptografadas 🔥🔥”. Lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity, like when they roast trends and fandoms in “eu oficialmente odeio kpop com todas as minhas forças” and “twitter só tem verme msm”. Finally, the smoked salt & chili sugar rim captures that mix of bitterness, spice, and humor—salty about Fortnite’s direction yet playful enough to post “comam as bunda de todos os mods do reddit do fortnite” and still dream about peak collabs like “meu sonho é uma skin assim no fort”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user is intensely opinionated and unafraid to be abrasive to defend their tastes, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s sharp, self‑protective edge and ambition to have things their way. They repeatedly frame their preferences as superior and dismiss others, e.g. mocking mainstream or casual tastes in games and music with lines like “os cara real argumentando o pq assinar spotify vale mais a pena, pqp matem, matem todo os jogadores de fortnite” and complaining that collabs should be about edgy, badass characters instead of mundane ones in “pq eu vou querer a skin do SERGIO ao invés de um cara de cabelo branco q usa um sobretudo vermelho e uma espada foda,um soldado do inferno bolado ou uma mina de cabelo verde com a manifestação da alma dela do lado”. There’s also a strong streak of cynicism and dark humor, including self‑destructive jokes in the bio "no more running for me dawg, reapers finally calling my name" and aggressive posts like “comam as bunda de todos os mods do reddit do fortnite”, which speaks to a confrontational, us‑vs‑them mentality. At the same time, they show loyalty and passion toward what they care about (Fortnite, certain collabs, specific games/franchises), but it’s channeled through demanding standards and a desire for the game and community to match their vision, as in “collabs na temporada 2: ... esqueci de alguma coisa?”. This combination of intensity, disdain for perceived mediocrity, and willingness to be harsh to protect their tastes fits Slytherin far better than the more diplomatic or idealistic tones of the other houses.

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A song that captures rebellious, sarcastic, and jaded youth culture fits them perfectly, and Smells Like Teen Spirit nails that mix of angst and irony. Their bio, “no more running for me dawg, reapers finally calling my name,” already carries a morbid, nihilistic humor that mirrors the song’s apathetic tone. They constantly rant about mainstream/“mid” stuff, like when they say “me dsclpem mas eu acho tão merda esse tipo de collab na moral” and complain about k-pop in “eu oficialmente odeio kpop com todas as minhas forças”, echoing the anti-mainstream, anti-poser attitude in the song. At the same time, they have strong passion for their niche loves like Fortnite and DMC, hyping things with “INSANOOO” and “nenhum pseudo cinefilo [...] vai me convencer de que esse filme não vai ser pico”, much like the song’s chaotic, explosive energy beneath its sarcasm. The combination of dark humor, frustration with the current generation (“minha adolescência passou em um piscar de olhos”), and loud, meme-y intensity makes this track an ideal fit for their vibe.

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