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Your Simpsons character
Despite the user's self-deprecating bio, they possess a complex blend of high intelligence and existential melancholy that mirrors Lisa Simpson. Just as Lisa often feels isolated by her academic standards, the user identifies as “linda, estudiosa, inteligente, esforçada” while simultaneously feeling “pequenininha minúscula micro micro um pedacinho de cocô inútil burra e fútil”. They share Lisa's academic drive, celebrating having “passado no mestrado”, yet they struggle with the same social alienation and anxiety, noting that “a vida tem sido dura dms p alguém c um cabelo e um rostinho tão bonitos”. Ultimately, both the user and Lisa are deep-feeling overachievers who frequently retreat into their own worlds to process the world's perceived injustices.

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@jwmmy exhibits strong Introversion and Feeling traits, often expressing deep emotional vulnerability and a preference for solitude, such as when she mentions being “anxious for the day I'll return to my captivity, open a bottle of wine and watch Twilight alone”. Her Intuitive nature is seen in her preoccupation with "what ifs" and existential longing, noting that “this ‘what if’ is what kills me... it's impossible”. As a Perceiver, her life appears driven by spontaneous moods and a lack of rigid structure, frequently oscillating between “worst silent anxiety crisis” and bursts of cachaça-fueled “courage”. Ultimately, her bio's self-description as “crazy in the head” and her intense focus on internal feelings over external logic cement her as an INFP profile.

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UFCG graduate student and Letters enthusiast. When not researching, find me perfecting my Duolingo streak at dinner or watching Twilight with a glass of wine.– @jwmmy

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This cocktail is a chaotic blend of academic brilliance and 'emotional instability,' much like a girl who celebrates getting into a master's program while claiming “meu querido eu sou dodói da cabeça”. The Cachaça brings the courage needed to face her “pior crise de ansiedade”, while a red wine float captures her nightly ritual of “2 garrafas de vinho p dentro sozinha”. The bittersweet syrup reflects her obsession with Twilight and the feeling of being “pequenininha minúscula micro micro um pedacinho de cocô”. Finally, the sparkling water mimics the 'rich' energy of her BFF skiing in France while she remains trapped in her “cativeiro” with a 5-minute timer for Duolingo.

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While @jwmmy possesses the intellect for Ravenclaw, their primary drive is an intense focus on self-preservation and the cultivation of a specific aesthetic identity. They demonstrate a high degree of resourcefulness and self-interest, such as when admitting “Trocada por uma viagem de ski na França 👍🏻 (faria o mesmo)” or using wine and nicotine to cope because they “fazem por mim o que ninguém jamais faria”. Their ambition is channeled into academic success and social status, reflected in their pride over passing a Master's program after “chorei todos os dias copiosamente pq tinha certeza q n tinha passado”. This combination of vanity, resilience, and a survivalist outlook regarding their own happiness makes them a clear fit for Slytherin.

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The song perfectly captures @jwmmy's struggle with intense emotions and the feeling of being 'too much' for others, as seen in her bio: 'meu querido eu sou dodói da cabeça'. She frequently vacillates between high self-esteem and deep insecurity, tweeting “Pior que eu sou linda, estudiosa, inteligente... Mai sei lá” and feeling like a “pedacinho de cocô inútil burra e fútil”. Her loneliness and reliance on herself for comfort, such as when she drinks “2 garrafas de vinho p dentro sozinha”, mirrors the song's theme of dancing alone with a ghost. Furthermore, her fear that she is difficult to love is evident when she claims “meu sonho sempre foi casar e minha maior dor é aceitar q isso n é p mim”. Ultimately, Liability resonates with her dramatic yet vulnerable personality as she navigates her “pior crise de ansiedade” and her desire to be truly seen.

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