Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Excellence: She successfully passed her Master's degree entrance exam despite her self-doubt, as seen in: “E agora olha só onde estamos hahays”.
- Self-Awareness: She accurately recognizes her own emotional patterns and growth, noting: “Eu tava doente, só fingia que tava tudo bem. Agora eu finalmente tô voltando pra mim.”.
- Appreciative Friend: She values her support system and expresses deep gratitude for her friends: “Minha maior sorte é ter Tobias comigo pra me dar suporte”.
- Resilient Spirit: Despite a difficult 2025, she maintains a desire to seek happiness: “Eu quero e eu MEREÇO ser feliz e amada.”.
- Intellectual Versatility: She balances her academic life as a “estudiosa” with personal interests like learning languages on Duolingo.
Weaknesses:
- Body Image Disturbance: She expresses an unhealthy fixation on her weight, wanting to reach 40kg: “Só queria fechar nos 40 certinho pra ficar feliz”.
- Severe Anxiety: She suffers from debilitating episodes, including a “Pior crise de ansiedade é a silenciosa” that required hospital medication.
- Fragile Self-Esteem: Her confidence is easily shattered by others' comments: “Disseram q sou propaganda enganosa e agora eu quero apagar todas as minhas fotos”.
- Chronic Self-Deprecation: She frequently labels herself with harsh insults, calling herself a “pedacinho de cocô inútil burra e fútil”.
- Romantic Pessimism: She has a fatalistic view of her future relationships: “minha maior dor é aceitar q isso n é p mim, simplesmente n vai acontecer cmg”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the user's self-deprecating bio, they possess a complex blend of high intelligence and existential melancholy that mirrors Lisa Simpson. Just as Lisa often feels isolated by her academic standards, the user identifies as “linda, estudiosa, inteligente, esforçada” while simultaneously feeling “pequenininha minúscula micro micro um pedacinho de cocô inútil burra e fútil”. They share Lisa's academic drive, celebrating having “passado no mestrado”, yet they struggle with the same social alienation and anxiety, noting that “a vida tem sido dura dms p alguém c um cabelo e um rostinho tão bonitos”. Ultimately, both the user and Lisa are deep-feeling overachievers who frequently retreat into their own worlds to process the world's perceived injustices.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@jwmmy exhibits strong Introversion and Feeling traits, often expressing deep emotional vulnerability and a preference for solitude, such as when she mentions being “anxious for the day I'll return to my captivity, open a bottle of wine and watch Twilight alone”. Her Intuitive nature is seen in her preoccupation with "what ifs" and existential longing, noting that “this ‘what if’ is what kills me... it's impossible”. As a Perceiver, her life appears driven by spontaneous moods and a lack of rigid structure, frequently oscillating between “worst silent anxiety crisis” and bursts of cachaça-fueled “courage”. Ultimately, her bio's self-description as “crazy in the head” and her intense focus on internal feelings over external logic cement her as an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’ll never make you choose between me and your daily Crepúsculo rewatch—as long as we can do our Duolingo streaks together before the movie starts.
- Are you a master's program at UFCG? Because even though you're convinced you're going to fail, I've already decided you're the only one I want to see on my list.
- Forget the ski trip to France; I’d much rather stay locked in the 'cativeiro' with you, a bottle of wine, and a Stone Sour playlist.
- You don't need a lipo or Mounjaro to be perfect—I'd already kill for your POV, and I promise to be the Chandler Bing to your Monica.
- I may not be from Santa Cruz, but I’m definitely 'dodói da cabeça' for you—how about a date where I pick up the tab and you take your 5-minute poetic license for Duolingo?
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UFCG graduate student and Letters enthusiast. When not researching, find me perfecting my Duolingo streak at dinner or watching Twilight with a glass of wine.– @jwmmy
Your signature cocktail
The 24/7 Cativeiro Spritz
This cocktail is a chaotic blend of academic brilliance and 'emotional instability,' much like a girl who celebrates getting into a master's program while claiming “meu querido eu sou dodói da cabeça”. The Cachaça brings the courage needed to face her “pior crise de ansiedade”, while a red wine float captures her nightly ritual of “2 garrafas de vinho p dentro sozinha”. The bittersweet syrup reflects her obsession with Twilight and the feeling of being “pequenininha minúscula micro micro um pedacinho de cocô”. Finally, the sparkling water mimics the 'rich' energy of her BFF skiing in France while she remains trapped in her “cativeiro” with a 5-minute timer for Duolingo.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
While @jwmmy possesses the intellect for Ravenclaw, their primary drive is an intense focus on self-preservation and the cultivation of a specific aesthetic identity. They demonstrate a high degree of resourcefulness and self-interest, such as when admitting “Trocada por uma viagem de ski na França 👍🏻 (faria o mesmo)” or using wine and nicotine to cope because they “fazem por mim o que ninguém jamais faria”. Their ambition is channeled into academic success and social status, reflected in their pride over passing a Master's program after “chorei todos os dias copiosamente pq tinha certeza q n tinha passado”. This combination of vanity, resilience, and a survivalist outlook regarding their own happiness makes them a clear fit for Slytherin.
Your movie
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Liability - Lorde
The song perfectly captures @jwmmy's struggle with intense emotions and the feeling of being 'too much' for others, as seen in her bio: 'meu querido eu sou dodói da cabeça'. She frequently vacillates between high self-esteem and deep insecurity, tweeting “Pior que eu sou linda, estudiosa, inteligente... Mai sei lá” and feeling like a “pedacinho de cocô inútil burra e fútil”. Her loneliness and reliance on herself for comfort, such as when she drinks “2 garrafas de vinho p dentro sozinha”, mirrors the song's theme of dancing alone with a ghost. Furthermore, her fear that she is difficult to love is evident when she claims “meu sonho sempre foi casar e minha maior dor é aceitar q isso n é p mim”. Ultimately, Liability resonates with her dramatic yet vulnerable personality as she navigates her “pior crise de ansiedade” and her desire to be truly seen.
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