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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who mixes strong moral stances, political awareness, and niche interests with bouts of frustration and feeling overlooked. Like Lisa calling out injustice, they openly criticize reactionary or harmful behavior, e.g. calling out misogynistic gamers in “because these type of gamers genuinely hate women” and mocking performative "moral policing" in “'Moral policing shi' they're calling you an asshole for making fun of someone's deceased mother”. They also show a sharp political edge and anti-authoritarian streak, as in “Who wouldve guessed incompetent subhumans larping as police officers would fuck up big time” and their criticism of US foreign policy in “'Fuck you trump we fought illegaly to kill civilians beside your invading forces'”. At the same time, they’re deeply into specific hobbies and media—Dragon Ball gacha games, Fallout, COD—similar to Lisa’s intense focus on her own passions, seen in posts like “dokkan moots who should I replace phy VB with? (im trying to build a good team for FOB)”. Finally, they occasionally express feeling underappreciated or discouraged, as in “i dont wanna seem as petty or anything but i kinda dislike how im getting 0 interaction with my moots” and “Im starting to get annoyed on how much i work hard for something i get bad results”, which mirrors Lisa’s frequent sense that her effort and ideals aren’t fully recognized by others.

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They read more as an introvert (I) who vents and comments online rather than someone seeking the spotlight or lots of social interaction; they complain about getting "0 interaction" with moots (“i dont wanna seem as petty or anything but i kinda dislike how im getting 0 interaction with my moots”) and focus mostly on games and media rather than social events. Their posts mix concrete game details with pattern-spotting and meta takes about fandoms and politics, which leans them toward intuition (N): they talk about broader trends like gamer misogyny (“because these type of gamers genuinely hate women”) and engagement farming (“Has anyone noticed that some of these db accounts try to farm engagement by being assholes?”), not just isolated facts. They are strongly thinking (T)-oriented: their tone is blunt, often harshly critical and principle-driven rather than tactful, as in “Making a dumb statement and it gets you criticised?!?! no way!” and their contempt for hypocrisy in posts like “When people try to make fun of americans 80% of the time, they always make fun of the actual victims... and not the horrible people that deserve it”. On the J–P axis, they look more perceiving (P): their feed is spontaneous, reactive and meme-heavy, full of on-the-spot takes about games (“Aaaand its an rng bandit beat em up type of game!! ✌️😂”) and politics (“People in this website dont believe a person can change for good lol”) rather than structured plans or routines. Taken together—introverted, pattern-spotting, analytical, and improvisational—the profile best fits INTP.

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Phoenix | He/Him | Fallout + Dragon Ball enjoyer, chronic gacha victim. Once soft-locked a boss fight because I forgot to equip any healing items.– @Jx_Phoenix1

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This cocktail hits like a tilted Dokkan rotation: the vodka espresso shot is for the late-night grinding gamer who says “I fucking hate str gamma 2 in this fight” yet keeps queuing up anyway. Blue curaçao brings in that Fallout vault blue 💙💛 and general love for games, echoing their bio and posts like “This gacha game doesnt deserve this much of storage bro 😭”. A smoky mezcal splash represents their political edge and sharp callouts, like “Who wouldve guessed incompetent subhumans larping as police officers would fuck up big time” and “CHARLIE KIRK DESERVES IT”. The lemon soda with a pinch of salt reflects their mix of bitterness and humor when they vent about interactions and effort, such as “Im starting to get annoyed on how much i work hard for something i get bad results” and “i dont wanna seem as petty or anything but i kinda dislike how im getting 0 interaction with my moots”. Finally, the edible gold glitter in the crushed ice nods to their self-mythologizing flair—Real life Vergil and lines like “I am a cyborg from the future”—making the drink look as extra as a Legends LF animation while still totally drinkable.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in Phoenix/Stardust’s tweets is a willingness to confront what they see as injustice or cruelty head‑on, even aggressively, which is very Gryffindor. They repeatedly call out political figures or policies in bold, moral language, e.g. mocking militarism with “'Fuck you trump we fought illegaly to kill civilians beside your invading forces'” and attacking police misconduct with “Who wouldve guessed incompetent subhumans larping as police officers would fuck up big time”. They show a protective instinct for victims over abusers, criticizing people who mock tragedy victims instead of perpetrators in “When people try to make fun of americans 80% of the time, they always make fun of the actual victims if a tragedy and not the horrible people that deserve it” and condemning someone who’d force his daughter to carry a pregnancy after rape in “Quaker when you ask him what he thinks about the death of a guy who would force his daughter to carry the child if she got r@ped”. Their language tends to be impulsive and fiery, such as wishing punishment on harmful public figures in “CHARLIE KIRK DESERVES IT” and reacting viscerally to bigotry and predatory behavior, as in “Ofc you pedos always got something to say”. While there are hints of frustration and introspection (e.g. feeling ignored or discouraged), the dominant traits are brave, confrontational moral stances and a readiness to ‘charge into battle’ online, which align most closely with Gryffindor rather than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff, the detachment of Ravenclaw, or the self‑preserving calculation of Slytherin.

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A well-suited song for them is Crawling by Linkin Park, because it mixes anger, vulnerability, and self-reflection much like their timeline. They openly vent frustration and self-doubt, like when they say "Im starting to get annoyed on how much i work hard for something i get bad results" and "i dont wanna seem as petty or anything but i kinda dislike how im getting 0 interaction with my moots", mirroring the song’s themes of internal struggle and feeling overwhelmed. At the same time, they show a belief that people can change and be better, as in "People in this website dont believe a person can change for good lol", which fits the track’s tension between pain and growth. Their timeline swings between political rage, like "Who wouldve guessed incompetent subhumans larping as police officers would fuck up big time", and moments of introspection such as "I wonder if evil and hatred never existed", echoing the emotional intensity and turmoil in the song. Overall, Crawling captures their mix of outward aggression, nerdy interests, and underlying emotional heaviness.

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