Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Independence: He prides himself on being “equally hated by political extremists on both sides” and values a middle ground between individualism and collectivism.
- Nuanced Analysis: He emphasizes that “what you want to happen should have absolutely no influence over your making sense of what is happening” regarding objective truth.
- Philosophical Rigor: He critiques the superficial use of moral language, noting that “no one who’s ever engaged in discussions about moral philosophy” speaks of possessing 'morals' as a noun.
- Linguistic Precision: He frequently deconstructs how “wording/framing changes polling outcomes” and monitors the misuse of terms like 'empathy' and 'nervous system'.
- Skeptical Inquiry: He maintains a healthy distrust of the media, questioning “anonymous sources close to [xyz]” and pointing out framing biases in major outlets.
Weaknesses:
- Abrasive Language: He employs inflammatory insults, such as labeling certain public figures “The 4 Horsemen of the Retard Apocalypse”.
- Sweeping Generalizations: He dismisses entire political groups with broad strokes, claiming “Libertarians are boys who never grew up to be men” and similarly insulting leftists.
- Perceived Elitism: He often mocks others' intelligence, describing a user's post as showing a “beyond embarrassing degree of stupidity”.
- Gender Bias: He repeatedly singles out women for criticism, specifically targeting “progressive women” or “20 something girls” regarding their moral confidence.
- Counter-Signal Obsession: His focus on being a contrarian sometimes leads to mocking “statements of the obvious” rather than engaging with the core of an issue.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Jason is a precocious and intellectually rigorous individual who values logic, cognitive science, and moral philosophy above the 'noise' of mass culture. He frequently adopts a position of 'moral clarity' and feels alienated from the 'miserable' masses, much like Lisa’s frustration with the citizens of Springfield, noting that “What you want to happen should have absolutely no influence over your making sense of what is happening.” He prides himself on being a rationalist who critiques both sides of the political aisle, expressing that “A rational & compassionate person ought to be equally averse to leftists (unconstrained collectivists) and libertarians (unconstrained individualists) alike.” Ultimately, his tendency to call out the “deceitful stupidity” of others while championing intellectual mastery mirrors Lisa's role as the show's uncompromising, often lonely, voice of reason.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Jason demonstrates strong Introversion (I) and Intuition (N) through his focus on high-level cognitive frameworks and his disdain for 'echo chamber' social dynamics, such as when he critiques Bluesky as a “masturbatory echo chamber fueled by progressive neuroticism”. His Thinking (T) preference is evident in his relentless prioritization of logic over emotion, exemplified by his assertion that “What you want to happen should have absolutely no influence over your making sense of what is happening”. He displays Judging (J) traits by seeking closure and structural clarity in systems, frequently calling out what he perceives as intellectual inconsistency and advising followers to “Avoid all totalizing ideologies”. Overall, his persona is that of the Architect, valuing objective truth and long-term strategic effectiveness, as seen in his analysis of Netanyahu being “1-2 chess moves away from being the most effective politician this century”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise my attraction to you isn’t just post hoc storytelling—it’s an evidence-based conclusion that even Sam Harris would find rationally undeniable.
- Are you a B-2 bomber? Because you just delivered a final blow to my defenses and ended the war for my heart in under 24 hours.
- I’d never use 'nervous system regulation' as a buzzword, but being around you is the only thing that actually stops my uncontrollable eye roll at the timeline.
- Forget Bluesky or the NYT narrative—I’d rather spend my time in a 'masturbatory echo chamber' of two, just debating cognitive science and philosophy with you.
- Is our chemistry the result of 'medieval' instincts, or are we just two rationalists maximizing the utilitarian calculus of a perfect Saturday night?
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Your new Twitter bio
Analyzing the friction between cognitive science and the 24-hour news cycle. Once spent a week off social media and emerged three meme cycles behind. ✡︎– @JxScott
Your signature cocktail
The Centrist’s Uncontrollable Eye-Roll
This drink serves as a sharp tonic against “the everything is political gibberish” that clogs your timeline. The base of Arak honors his focus on Middle Eastern effectiveness, while the bitter Amaro reflects his “uncontrollable eye roll” when faced with the predictable rhetoric of pundits like Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro. We skip the sugar because he has a low tolerance for “flattering post hoc stories” and prefers the cold, rationalist clarity of a Sam Harris podcast. Finally, it’s served in a minimalist glass to avoid the “cheap LED lights” of flashy, performative propaganda.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Jason’s bio immediately signals a Ravenclaw orientation through his focus on “Cognitive Science & Philosophy” and “Exploring Human Potential.” His timeline is defined by an analytical obsession with framing and logic, evidenced by his critique of how “wording/framing changes polling outcomes” and his warning to “avoid all totalizing ideologies.” He prioritizes intellectual objectivity over emotional tribalism, arguing that “what you want to happen should have absolutely no influence over your making sense of what is happening.” This dedication to cognitive clarity, meta-commentary on “statistical literacy,” and the pursuit of truth through a “rationalist/sentientist” lens makes him a clear fit for the house of wit and learning.
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Your song
Logical Song - Supertramp
Jason’s digital presence is defined by an obsession with intellectual clarity and a rejection of emotional or 'totalizing' narratives. He frequently critiques those who prioritize feelings over facts, such as his observation that “MSNBC is orders of magnitude worse than CNN. Every word Rachel Maddow speaks is intended to get you to believe what she believes, to feel how she feels”. The song’s focus on being 'logical' and 'responsible' mirrors his self-described interest in Cognitive Science & Philosophy and his plea to “avoid all totalizing ideologies”. He positions himself as a rational observer in a world of 'gibberish,' asserting that “what you want to happen should have absolutely no influence over your making sense of what is happening”. Ultimately, Logical Song captures the tension of a thinker trying to remain clinical and 'sensible' amidst the 'dumpster fire of idiocracy' he perceives on social media.
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