
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Jason is a precocious and intellectually rigorous individual who values logic, cognitive science, and moral philosophy above the 'noise' of mass culture. He frequently adopts a position of 'moral clarity' and feels alienated from the 'miserable' masses, much like Lisa’s frustration with the citizens of Springfield, noting that “What you want to happen should have absolutely no influence over your making sense of what is happening.” He prides himself on being a rationalist who critiques both sides of the political aisle, expressing that “A rational & compassionate person ought to be equally averse to leftists (unconstrained collectivists) and libertarians (unconstrained individualists) alike.” Ultimately, his tendency to call out the “deceitful stupidity” of others while championing intellectual mastery mirrors Lisa's role as the show's uncompromising, often lonely, voice of reason.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jason demonstrates strong Introversion (I) and Intuition (N) through his focus on high-level cognitive frameworks and his disdain for 'echo chamber' social dynamics, such as when he critiques Bluesky as a “masturbatory echo chamber fueled by progressive neuroticism”. His Thinking (T) preference is evident in his relentless prioritization of logic over emotion, exemplified by his assertion that “What you want to happen should have absolutely no influence over your making sense of what is happening”. He displays Judging (J) traits by seeking closure and structural clarity in systems, frequently calling out what he perceives as intellectual inconsistency and advising followers to “Avoid all totalizing ideologies”. Overall, his persona is that of the Architect, valuing objective truth and long-term strategic effectiveness, as seen in his analysis of Netanyahu being “1-2 chess moves away from being the most effective politician this century”.

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Analyzing the friction between cognitive science and the 24-hour news cycle. Once spent a week off social media and emerged three meme cycles behind. ✡︎– @JxScott

Your signature cocktail
This drink serves as a sharp tonic against “the everything is political gibberish” that clogs your timeline. The base of Arak honors his focus on Middle Eastern effectiveness, while the bitter Amaro reflects his “uncontrollable eye roll” when faced with the predictable rhetoric of pundits like Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro. We skip the sugar because he has a low tolerance for “flattering post hoc stories” and prefers the cold, rationalist clarity of a Sam Harris podcast. Finally, it’s served in a minimalist glass to avoid the “cheap LED lights” of flashy, performative propaganda.

Your Hogwarts House
Jason’s bio immediately signals a Ravenclaw orientation through his focus on “Cognitive Science & Philosophy” and “Exploring Human Potential.” His timeline is defined by an analytical obsession with framing and logic, evidenced by his critique of how “wording/framing changes polling outcomes” and his warning to “avoid all totalizing ideologies.” He prioritizes intellectual objectivity over emotional tribalism, arguing that “what you want to happen should have absolutely no influence over your making sense of what is happening.” This dedication to cognitive clarity, meta-commentary on “statistical literacy,” and the pursuit of truth through a “rationalist/sentientist” lens makes him a clear fit for the house of wit and learning.

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Jason’s digital presence is defined by an obsession with intellectual clarity and a rejection of emotional or 'totalizing' narratives. He frequently critiques those who prioritize feelings over facts, such as his observation that “MSNBC is orders of magnitude worse than CNN. Every word Rachel Maddow speaks is intended to get you to believe what she believes, to feel how she feels”. The song’s focus on being 'logical' and 'responsible' mirrors his self-described interest in Cognitive Science & Philosophy and his plea to “avoid all totalizing ideologies”. He positions himself as a rational observer in a world of 'gibberish,' asserting that “what you want to happen should have absolutely no influence over your making sense of what is happening”. Ultimately, Logical Song captures the tension of a thinker trying to remain clinical and 'sensible' amidst the 'dumpster fire of idiocracy' he perceives on social media.

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