Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense dedication to shows, players, and ships, e.g. defending characters and teams in tweets like “QUE SDD DE BRIGAR PRA DEFENDER ESSA” and “assistir Sesc flamengo é amor e ódio de 2 e 2 minutos vsf”.
- Humorous candid: Uses bold, irreverent humor about herself and situations, such as “final da história ngm gozou” and joking about edits like “eu vou cuspir na sua xereca pqp tô fascinada”.
- Protective loyal: Defends people and characters she cares about, calling out unfair treatment in “n eh querendo ser woke mas oq vcs do gltwt fazem com a yoko eh desumano de verdade” and longing to defend again in “QUE SDD DE BRIGAR PRA DEFENDER ESSA”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings like longing, anger, and affection, e.g. “que saudade delas meu deus tô com febre de 48 graus” and “minha princesa te amo muito”.
- Community engaged: Interacts with fandom and friends, asking for discussion partners in “preciso de alguém CONSCIENTE que tenha assistido Runaway pra falar sobre aquele final” and inviting people to play in “alguém pra jogar heartopia comigo”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward others, e.g. “torinha vaca desgraçada maldita hora q vc apareceu na internet” and “Você eh uma DEBILÓIDE”.
- Conflict driven: Leans into online fights and frustration, such as mocking fan disputes in “coragem ficar no twitter brigando com fã de BRIDGERTON LIVROS PQP vcs são dementes” while also missing arguments in “QUE SDD DE BRIGAR PRA DEFENDER ESSA”.
- Health neglect: Downplays or risks health when in pain or exhausted, like stacking strong meds in “hoje tomei 2 mefenâmico e 1 Buscopan de vez se ngm morreu de cólica eu serei a primeira” and wanting extreme sleep in “preciso de 20 horas de sono seguida acho que vou fazer isso hoje”.
- Negative timeline: Emphasizes annoyance and dissatisfaction in her feed, e.g. “minha tml tá uma bosta” and “assistir Sesc flamengo é amor e ódio de 2 e 2 minutos vsf”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets strong reactions in the moment, such as “mano vsf que porra é essaaaaa” and “sério vou adoecer”, showing little filter when upset.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: sharp, emotional, and intensely opinionated about niche interests. Like Lisa with her causes and fandoms, they dive deep into specific media and defend their faves fiercely, as seen when they say “QUE SDD DE BRIGAR PRA DEFENDER ESSA” and complain about how a character is treated in fandom with “oq vcs do gltwt fazem com a yoko eh desumano de verdade”. They mix genuine social awareness with internet slang and sarcasm, e.g. calling out labor takes in “ngm morre por trabalhar 8h por dia” and representation issues in “poxa nenhuma negra”. Their emotional intensity and tendency to overthink media (like needing a ‘conscious’ person to discuss Runaway in “cansada de ler tanto de merda no tiktok”) also echo Lisa’s intellectual frustration with the world around her. Even when they’re dramatic or vulgar, there’s a clear throughline of someone smart, passionate, and easily exasperated—very Lisa-coded in an extremely online, adult way.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly interact with fandoms, sports fans, and mutuals in a very outward, high-energy way, e.g. ranting about volleyball and live matches in tweets like “assistir Sesc flamengo é amor e ódio de 2 e 2 minutos vsf” and openly joking about flirting, like “realidade eu chegando no cangote de todas casadas na praia”. Their focus on fandom meta, queerbait discourse and community behavior shows Intuition more than concrete Sensing, as in “shows wlw em questão é um tipo yj com mt queerbait ne” and the broader critique in “n eh querendo ser woke mas oq vcs do gltwt fazem com a yoko eh desumano de verdade”. They strongly prioritize values and emotional reactions over structured logic, indicating Feeling: they defend characters/people passionately (“QUE SDD DE BRIGAR PRA DEFENDER ESSA”) and call out others’ behavior in moral/emotional terms, like “coragem ficar no twitter brigando com fã de BRIDGERTON LIVROS PQP vcs são dementes arrumam qualquer coisa pra se estressar”. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous, chaotic, and comfort-seeking, pointing to Perceiving: they talk about needing huge amounts of sleep without a plan (“preciso de 20 horas de sono seguida acho que vou fazer isso hoje”), complain about pain and meds on the fly (“tô com muita muita muita cólica… se ngm morreu de cólica eu serei a primeira”), and bounce between obsessions like Heartopia, dramas, and volleyball without much structure (“voltei a ser uma viciada em au”, “alguém pra jogar heartopia comigo”). Overall, the expressive, humorous, value-driven, and highly reactive style best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If watching Sesc Flamengo is ‘love and hate every 2 minutes’, come watch it with me – I’ll handle the hate so you can focus on the love (and maybe screaming at the ref in my ear).
- You said without RJ that thing ‘doesn’t exist’… good, because I’m trying to exist *with* you: Sesc Rio game, praia depois, and you explaining every GL reference I clearly missed.
- You needing ‘20 hours of sleep in a row’ is crazy, because every time I scroll your TL I lose 20 hours of sleep just imagining dates where you rant about Bridgerton fans and I just nod, in love.
- You, addicted to AUs and GL dramas, me, ready to be the canon endgame: no queerbait, no angst arc, just slow burn that ends with us yelling ‘CUROU’ about our own relationship.
- Since you’re suffering with that 500mg medicine that ‘does nothing’ for your cramps, I volunteer as a stronger dose: hot water bottle, snacks, Heartopia co‑op, and unlimited back rubs until the pain taps out.
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Rio-based office worker & volleyball sufferer. Once watched a GL drama till 3am just to argue about the ending on Twitter. Opinions are my cardio.– @jynagln
Your signature cocktail
Runaway Queerbait on the Beach
This drink runs on cachaça infused with guaraná for chaotic Rio energy and volleyball match adrenaline, inspired by them stressing over Sesc Flamengo like “assistir Sesc flamengo é amor e ódio de 2 e 2 minutos vsf” and whining about aching backs and exhaustion in “preciso de 20 horas de sono seguida acho que vou fazer isso hoje”. Blood orange juice mirrors their dramatic, bleeding-heart saudade for shows like Runaway in “cara que saudade de Runaway pqp” and the way they catch feelings for every woman on the timeline like “eu rainha apareço só com mulher”. Spicy ginger syrup captures their sharp tongue and lethal one‑liners such as “torinha vaca desgraçada maldita hora q vc apareceu na internet” and “Você eh uma DEBILÓIDE”. A shot of espresso represents their fandom overdrive and late‑night GL bingeing in “voltei a ser uma viciada em au” and the way they get worked up defending characters like Yoko in “n eh querendo ser woke mas oq vcs do gltwt fazem com a yoko eh desumano de verdade”. Finally, the sea salt & chili sugar rim nods to beach‑thirst chaos in “realidade eu chegando no cangote de todas casadas na praia” and their mix of sweet thirst with burning rage when the TL is full of takes they hate as in “minha tml tá uma bosta”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user is strongly driven by passion and intensity, which aligns well with Slytherin’s ambitious, sharp-edged temperament. They are openly combative and unafraid of conflict, as seen in tweets like “torinha vaca desgraçada maldita hora q vc apareceu na internet” and “coragem ficar no twitter brigando com fã de BRIDGERTON LIVROS PQP vcs são dementes arrumam qualquer coisa pra se estressar”, showing a readiness to call people out and wade into fandom wars. There is also a clear sense of protecting their own interests and comfort, from complaining about work and pain in “ngm morre por trabalhar 8h por dia” and “tô com muita muita muita cólica meu remédio tem simplesmente 500mg e não faz porra nenhuma cara”, to resourcefully using Telegram leaks in “gente canal do telegram tem todos os takes delas assistam”. Their humor is cutting and often ruthless, as in “Você eh uma DEBILÓIDE” and “curada com a lapada que essa jamanta ta levando nos qts”, which fits Slytherin’s reputation for biting wit and a willingness to go for the jugular. At the same time, their obsessive investment in their ships/shows, like “QUE SDD DE BRIGAR PRA DEFENDER ESSA” and “preciso de alguém CONSCIENTE que tenha assistido Runaway pra falar sobre aquele final”, shows a loyal, ride-or-die side that is very Slytherin: fiercely devoted to their chosen people and narratives, but in a sharp, confrontational way rather than a gentle Hufflepuff one.
Your movie
Your song
thank u, next - Ariana Grande
A well-suited song for them is thank u, next, because they juggle intense feelings, drama, and self-awareness while still pushing forward. They’re openly emotional and dramatic about what they love, whether it’s volleyball and Sesc Rio de Janeiro (“assistir Sesc flamengo é amor e ódio de 2 e 2 minutos vsf”) or their favorite ships and girls’ love shows (“voltei a ser uma viciada em au”, “preciso de alguém CONSCIENTE que tenha assistido Runaway pra falar sobre aquele final”). Like the song, they constantly process frustration and move on with humor and attitude, as seen when they complain about pain and exhaustion but keep going anyway (“tô com muita muita muita cólica… e não faz porra nenhuma”, “preciso de 20 horas de sono seguida acho que vou fazer isso hoje”). Their timeline is full of chaotic affection and savage commentary—oscillating between yearning (“que sdd de **”, “vou adoecer de sdd”) and dragging people or fandoms when needed (“coragem ficar no twitter brigando com fã de BRIDGERTON LIVROS”, “Você eh uma DEBILÓIDE”). That mix of chaos, growth, and "on to the next" energy fits perfectly with the spirit and lyrics of thank u, next.
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