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Your Simpsons character
They line up most with Lisa Simpson: smart, obsessive about niche interests, and quietly intense behind a slightly tired exterior. Like Lisa getting hyper-focused on jazz or environmental causes, this user dives deep into specific hobbies and data, from meticulously tracking Marvel card sets (“back to my routine card updates for yall new set: t*pps comic book heroes 1975 anniversary”) to posting detailed hauls (“last weeks lcs haul + stuff i got in the mail today… i am not immune to romy covers”). Their tone mixes enthusiasm and exasperation—very Lisa—swinging from analytical clears in games (“stygia cleared today, and some updated builds”) to emotionally overloaded keysmash reactions (“AUUUUAUGGHHHAYAYYAGHHHH”). They’re also a bit of a perfectionist about optimization, like Lisa obsessing over grades and causes, shown in posts about builds and artifacts (“she might be done… i want a better goblet and 35k HP for the buff so ill keep going”). Overall, they read as a nerdy, passionate, occasionally overstressed Lisa grown up into queer fandom culture rather than a chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
Lindsay exhibits Introversion through her frequent retreats to a private account, stating “im more active on my priv, feel free to ask for it if we are oomfs”. Her Intuitive side is shown through her deep investment in fictional dynamics and shipping, like calling a new pairing “the new best yaoi of all time” and analyzing comic themes. She leans toward Feeling, using emotionally charged language to express her passion, such as “MY DAUGHTER” or “MY WIFE!!!!!” when discussing characters. Finally, her Perceiving nature is evident in her self-described “tired” state and her struggle with backlog, admitting to “stuff i need to post” after being “dead” on her main timeline.

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US-based Marvel & Enstars collector specializing in comic trading cards and rare pulls. When not min-maxing artifacts or organizing hauls, I’m clearing stygia.– @jyutosbian

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 'tired lesbian that loves rhythm games and crusty men.' The smoky Mezcal base represents her love for 'crusty men,' specifically her hope that 'maker will get reborn' in her favorite games. The bitter notes reflect the struggle of the 'growth mines' and the pain when 'mualani kept missing 💀', while the shimmering silver glitter pays homage to her 'minted platinum /99' card collection. Finally, the blue curacao and cherry represent the high-stakes gacha lifestyle where she’s constantly 'waiting for the banner to end' or celebrating because 'marika is home.'

Your Hogwarts House
Lindsay demonstrates the resourceful and self-preservational traits of Slytherin by prioritizing her 'priv' (private) account for her true social circle, noting she is “more active on my priv, feel free to ask for it if we are oomfs”. Her ambition is channeled through high-level gaming and meticulous collecting, often showing a drive to optimize her performance, such as when she asserts “time to lock in” to overcome challenges. She displays a cunning and strategic approach to her hobbies, whether it's managing bank refunds for “wbstore prchase” errors or calculating the most “stat efficient” builds for her characters. This focus on efficiency, selective social hierarchy, and 'locking in' to achieve specific goals aligns perfectly with the house of the serpent.

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Lindsay’s online presence is a chaotic mix of being “tired” and deeply obsessed with her niche hobbies, often tweeting through the stress of gacha games and comic collecting. This song mirrors her cycle of frustration and devotion, especially when she admits, “this made me want to die”, while showing off a new achievement. Her frequent disappearances to a private account, claiming “hello ive been dead 😭”, align with the song’s vibe of retreating from social pressure. Ultimately, her passion for “crusty men” and rare collectibles proves she’d rather be overwhelmed by her interests than stay uninformed. The track’s groovy yet melancholic energy perfectly captures her self-described “tired lesbian” identity.

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