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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: outspoken, politically engaged, artsy, and a little bit of a know-it-all in the best way. Like Lisa, they’re strongly principled and vocal about social issues, e.g. calling out harmful identities and communities in “'are you ok with radqueers?' > NO!!!!! I AM NOT!!!!!! if you are a radqueer or support transabled, transrace, transage, or other transIDs that mock real marginalized communities, you are not welcome in my space.” and criticizing hollow allyship or harmful organizations in “if you buy this i'm going to assume you hate trans people 👍 cannot separate art from artist when artist is still profiting off the art”. They’re also an intense, somewhat nerdy artist—posting about gesture drawing and art advice in “artist pro tip: if you have an irrational fear of housefires or harddrive corruption like i do, keep a USB stick with every single piece of art you've ever made”—which lines up with Lisa’s creative, overachieving side. Their activism on campus and concern about TPUSA and DEI in “Here's some local issues happening at my college that nobody really cares about TPUSA started campaigning on our campus…” echo Lisa’s tendency to be the moral and political conscience in hostile environments. At the same time, their sardonic humor and frustration with people and institutions, as in “my pharmacy implemented a phone AI so i can't get my fucking medications renewed. wtf am i supposed to do now”, mirror Lisa’s exasperation with a world that rarely lives up to her ideals.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they frequently engage others directly and dramatically, e.g. calling out an old contact with “STOP INTERACTING WITH ME IT HAS BEEN YEARS LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE LET ME LIVE MY LIFE”, openly asking for interaction like “WHY AM I BLOCKED 😭' > i have like 50k people blocked, send ur @ and i'll look at u”, and narrating public experiences such as “got flirted with at the dei protest”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they talk about broader social issues, principles, and implications more than concrete data, like critiquing harmful identities in “if you are a radqueer or support transabled, transrace, transage… you are not welcome in my space” and analyzing contradictions in discourse with “engaging in gay sex transactionally does not mean you are gay… engaging in any sex transactionally does not mean you enjoy it”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: values and protection of marginalized people and minors are central, as in “Children stop thinking their opinion on how adults have sex in adults only places matter challenge (INSTANT FAIL)” and “I ❤️ HARASSING CHILD PREDATORS”, and they boycott over ethics in “cannot separate art from artist when artist is still profiting off the art”. Their lifestyle and tweeting style look Perceiving: impulsive, playful posts like “DESPERATE SPINGLE ON 🟦🌤️🦋 REAL NOT FAKE”, ADHD “sidequests” in “why am i counting the dates on the change in my wallet instead of writing my midterm paper”, and bouncing between art, politics, and fandom show spontaneity rather than structured planning. Overall, a socially expressive, values-driven, imaginative, and chaotic-feeling presence best fits ENFP.

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Trans furry artist & plural creative in east TN (EST). Draws cookies, coyotes & chaos. Once got flirted with at a DEI protest instead of in class.– @K0RMUM

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic little drink is named for their obsession with the alternate timeline, aka the cooler platforms, as in “only on the cooler bluer fluffier sites” and “all my art will now be here ⬇️ 🔞 🎨 🐾”. Electric blue curaçao is the obvious choice for their constant migration to the cooler blue site and general furry neon energy, like “DESPERATE SPINGLE ON 🟦🌤️🦋 REAL NOT FAKE”. Spiced cinnamon whiskey brings in their sharp, protective bite against bigots and radqueers, echoing “I ❤️ HARASSING CHILD PREDATORS” and “if you are a radqueer or support transabled, transrace, transage… you are not welcome in my space.”. Cloudy lemonade represents their softer, emotional core and trans pride art like “reposting this art i made in april for #TransDayOfRemembrance 🫶🏳️⚧️”, while a dash of cold brew nods to their ADHD sidequests and overcaffeinated school-life chaos in “adhd sidequests r so funny like why am i counting the dates on the change in my wallet instead of writing my midterm paper”. Finally, the cotton candy garnish is pure babyfur weekend regression, a sugary wink to “hello mario #babyfur” and their general pervy, playful art-goblin persona in “made a lesbian murder sex zine for an art final… i just made it because im a pervert”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong Gryffindor-style willingness to openly confront predators and abuse, proudly declaring things like “I ❤️ HARASSING CHILD PREDATORS” and sharply calling out organizations and individuals they see as harmful, such as questioning “has the trevor project ever actually helped anyone”. This confrontational bravery extends to real-life institutions: they publicly detail and challenge CVS and their pharmacy for denying them necessary medication, writing “i need some srs advice… the pharmacists said no and took the bottle” and later venting their outrage when the issue is only superficially resolved in “i'm so fucking mad dude but at least now i finally have my medication”. They also stand loudly and unapologetically for their political and moral beliefs, criticizing TPUSA and state attacks on DEI with threads like “Here's some local issues happening at my college that nobody really cares about”, and explicitly rejecting harmful ideologies in “if you are a radqueer or support transabled, transrace, transage... you are not welcome in my space”. Their tone is fiery, impulsive, and unapologetically bold, as seen when they blast a long-term harasser with “STOP INTERACTING WITH ME IT HAS BEEN YEARS LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE LET ME LIVE MY LIFE” and threaten to "blow up" YouTube servers over AI content in “if i watch one more youtube video and notice a chatgpt script im going to blow up the youtube servers and the channel owners house”. While they clearly have creativity and community care, the throughline is courageous, confrontational self-defense and defense of others—classic Gryffindor traits rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff.

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The best fit is Shatter Me by Lindsey Stirling ft. Lzzy Hale, which mixes intense, dramatic emotion with theatrical, slightly chaotic energy—very similar to how they post. They literally reference the song directly, screaming the lyrics in all caps: “somebody make me feel alive and shatter meeeeeee bwowwwwww badadadadadadadadadaaa badadadadadadadada 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻”, showing a strong personal connection. The song’s themes of breaking out of constraints and reclaiming yourself mirror their unapologetic, boundary-setting posts like “STOP INTERACTING WITH ME IT HAS BEEN YEARS LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE LET ME LIVE MY LIFE”. Its mix of vulnerability and feral determination also matches their blend of activist edge and personal struggle, such as calling out harmful communities and saying “if you are a radqueer or support transabled, transrace, transage, or other transIDs that mock real marginalized communities, you are not welcome in my space.”. Overall, Shatter Me captures both their dramatic, artistic side and their drive to assert their identity and autonomy.

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