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Your Simpsons character
The user is a self‑deprecating, socially‑isolated fandom‑obsessed poster who constantly laments being 'I'm washed' and worries about being abandoned, a vibe that matches Comic Book Guy’s perpetual cynicism and loneliness. Their obsessive focus on anime like Banana Fish and Black Butler, as well as the 'Remi DNI' stance, mirrors Comic Book Guy’s reputation as a die‑hard nerd who guards his interests fiercely. The user’s frequent venting about fandom drama, suicidal thoughts, and feeling unwanted (e.g., 'Got removed from the friends section ... I might as well just kill myself') echoes Comic Book Guy’s bleak outlook and his signature line 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' Their penchant for posting random meme‑style pictures, quoting others, and making meta jokes ('SHUT THE FUCK UP', 'Interaction bait every like on this tweet I’ll post something random') is exactly the kind of meta‑humor Comic Book Guy indulges in. Overall, the combination of depressed self‑image, obsessive fan culture, and sarcastic meme posting fits the archetype of Comic Book Guy better than any of the Simpson family members.

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The user shows strong extraverted behavior by constantly seeking interaction, e.g., "Hi guys . Leave a message on my tree that I can see on Christmas if you want #colormytree" and "Interaction bait every like on this tweet I’ll post something random from my priv ok". Their focus on concrete, immediate issues, such as "How to fix this gay ass sh4dowban" and "Can someone buy me Slow Damage because I got a virus trying to download it illegally," indicates a Sensing preference. They frequently express personal feelings and values, for example "Don’t ever fucking exclude me from the Banana Fish twitter fandom because I’ll make it everybody’s problem I don’t even care" and "When ppl hate on my fav characters I get unnecessarily defensive like I personally know them," which aligns with Feeling. Their spontaneous, unstructured posting style—evident in "Draw erase draw erase draw erase…" and "Ok I don’t want to do this anymore"—reflects a Perceiving orientation.

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Anime fan & digital artist 🎨 | Curator @aslanzmania | Banana Fish lover (once shadow-banned my own post) | DM for collabs– @k1ssmegoodbye

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The name "Kiss Me Goodbye" directly references the user’s handle and the recurring theme of farewells in their timeline, echoing tweets like 'Ok I don’t want to do this anymore'. The base of banana liqueur honors their obsession with Banana Fish, as seen in the tweet 'I miss Ash Lynx a lot' and the constant shout‑outs to the series. Dark rum and coffee liqueur add a deep, bitter edge that mirrors self‑destructive lines such as 'I’m washed' and 'All my mutuals want me dead'. A splash of chili‑infused vodka provides a volatile heat echoing angry meme‑rants like 'Don’t ever fucking exclude me from the Banana Fish twitter fandom because I’ll make it everybody’s problem I don’t even care'. Finally, tonic water’s sharp fizz captures the chaotic, jittery energy of their endless picture‑posts and random jokes, while a banana slice garnish serves as a sweet reminder of the fandom they cling to.

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The user repeatedly demonstrates ambition and a desire for influence, for example they proclaim "Don’t ever fucking exclude me from the Banana Fish twitter fandom because I’ll make it everybody’s problem" and they post a "Fill out this very serious application (18+ only obviously)" to recruit followers. They also show self‑preservation and cunning, evident in the "Remi DNI" note in their bio and the plea "Can someone buy me Slow Damage because I got a virus trying to download it illegally". Their focus on personal recognition, manipulation of community dynamics, and strategic self‑promotion aligns with Slytherin’s traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and willingness to use any means to achieve goals.

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The user frequently expresses feelings of being an outcast and self‑despair, such as 'All my mutuals want me dead.' and 'I’m washed,' which mirrors the song’s refrain 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.' Their ongoing obsession with Banana Fish and feeling misunderstood is akin to the lyric 'I don’t belong here.' The repeated mentions of suicidal thoughts like 'I might as well just kill myself' echo the song’s dark self‑critical tone. This chaotic posting style and self‑deprecating humor fit the alienated narrator of 'Creep.'

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