Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Culinary Skill: He frequently bakes and cooks, having “made 9 and a half jars of jam” and mastered “curry bread, onigiri and curry.”
- Artistic Photography: He has a keen eye for nature, capturing high-quality original “photos of grey seals” in Northumberland.
- Creative Hobbies: He engages in diverse crafts, from “scanning Japanese stamps” to expressed interests in “weaving” and “sewing.”
- Self-Irony: He displays a humorous awareness of his own online behavior, such as “liking my own reply from an alt” to boost engagement.
- Determination: He has shown significant physical discipline by “losing over 10kg” toward his personal health goals.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme Isolation: He struggles with social withdrawal, admitting he hasn't “talked to someone irl outside of family and coworkers since july.”
- Disordered Eating: He mentions struggling with “arfid” and “anorexia,” often using “laxatives” and strict dieting.
- Digital Vulnerability: He is susceptible to online risks, recently admitting “I FELL FOR A FUCKING PHISHING SCAM.”
- Low Self-Esteem: He expresses deep feelings of inadequacy, stating “I don’t think I’ll ever be desired” and “I hate how fat i am.”
- Parasocial Fixation: He relies heavily on fictional characters for emotional fulfillment, “yumeing” characters like Sukuna and Pete DiNunzio to cope with loneliness.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the user's edgy internet humor, they share Lisa’s deep-seated sensitivity, artistic drive, and feeling of being an isolated intellectual in a 'dead-end' environment. Much like Lisa’s constant yearning for a more cultured life, the user expresses a desire to “start weaving” and master skills like baking and sewing while lamenting that they “hate how isolated” they feel in the countryside. They mirror Lisa's specific brand of melancholy, even posting, “I wish my body was as sick as my mind, so people would notice,” reflecting a classic Simpson-esque struggle with being misunderstood by those around them. Ultimately, their combination of niche interests and a desperate “need to learn how to organise” aligns with Lisa’s personality of being a high-achieving, lonely dreamer trapped in a mundane reality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@k1tty_cat_b0y exhibits strong Introversion (I) through his self-identification as a “yakka boy in the countryside” and his struggles with isolation, noting “i hate how isolated i am”. His Intuitive (N) side is seen in his deep emotional immersion in fictional "yume" relationships and his idealistic longing for a “handsome prince” to save him from a “deadend country.” He leads with Feeling (F), as his timeline is dominated by raw emotional expressions like “im so lonely i just want someone to hang out with me” and a focus on personal values and aesthetics over logic. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his self-confessed lack of structure, tweeting “i need to learn how to organise” and his spontaneous, often chaotic posting style regarding his various hobbies like baking, sewing, and gaming.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no Prince of Curses, but I’d gladly let you 'yume' about me if it means getting a taste of that homemade raspberry jam.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a Sims husband—I’d never leave you at the hospital, and I’ll even help you scan your Japanese stamp collection.
- Are you a Sukuna figure? Because I’ve been waiting for you to arrive in my life and I’m ready to drop everything to clear some shelf space for you.
- Is your name Pete DiNunzio? Because I’ve been looking for you all over AO3 and I’m starting to think you're the only 'hot guy who isn't real' that I actually need.
- You can stop the 'animation research' now, because you and I have the kind of chemistry that would make a peak 90-gallon ranchu dream feel like a reality.
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Your new Twitter bio
UK-based baker and creative with a passion for traditional jam-making and wildlife photography. From rural Northumberland to the kitchen, I’m always cooking.– @k1tty_cat_b0y
Your signature cocktail
The Sukuna-Sweetened Yakka-Boy
This drink perfectly captures a “just a yakka boy in the countryside” who balances a love for the domestic with an intense obsession for the “hot guy who isnt real.” The homemade jam base represents his hobby of making “9 and a half jars of jam,” while the sharp citrus reflects his darker moments, like when he screams “GOD KILL ME NOW.” It’s a complex, bittersweet mix for someone who alternates between wanting to be a “cute mysterious hikikomori style maiden” and feeling like a “stink dog.” Served in a glass that is “cute, all the cute food has it and therefore i am bound to it.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Auden embodies the Hufflepuff spirit through a profound dedication to domestic arts, patience in long-term hobbies, and a deep-seated value for loyalty. Their commitment to labor-intensive tasks is evident when they share, “I made 9 and a half jars of jam and decided to treat myself”, showcasing the house's signature trait of hard work. They possess a nurturing nature, expressed through a desire to “bake for hm forever” and a longing for a simple, grounded life where they can “garden”. Furthermore, their inclusivity toward other fans, noting “I dont get why yumes get mad seeing that someone else also yumes their character”, reflects the Hufflepuff ideal of fairness and community over competitive exclusion.
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Diet Mountain Dew - Lana Del Rey
This song perfectly captures the user's aesthetic of 'tragic glamour' mixed with intense romantic longing and body image struggles. The lyrics reflect their fixation on unhealthy relationships and physical transformation, as seen when they write, “i wish my body was as sick as my mind, so people would notice” and discuss their extreme weight loss goals. Their yearning for a specific kind of 'saving' by a man, mentioned in “god give me sexy american boyfriend to save me from this stupid deadend country”, mirrors the song's themes of localized devotion and doomed romance. Ultimately, the contrast between their love for cute things and their darker, self-destructive thoughts aligns with the 'coquette' and 'sad girl' persona central to the track.
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