
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They match Milhouse Van Houten most closely: earnest, lonely, and constantly craving affection and validation. Like Milhouse pining after Lisa, they’re very open about unreciprocated feelings and anxious attachment, saying things like “Loving Someone Caring for someone Trying to help someone all of that = Being alone xD” and “Being in love is probally the worst thing I've ever felt”. Their self-deprecating humor and feeling easily forgotten—“When I would just vanish Only my best friend would notice everyone else would forget me easily x)”—are very Milhouse-coded. They desperately want cuddles and love, joking about paying for affection in “i need to pay someone to just cuddle with me or something . .” and “Free trial as a 'boyfriend' for 1 week… After that I may pay you for more !!!”. Even their mix of nerdy interests (League of Legends, Warrior Cats, gaming) and dramatic sadness—“Drunk depressed suicidal and I got left Perfect combo”—fits Milhouse’s combination of dorkiness and constant emotional turmoil.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most posts revolve around feeling lonely, wanting just one person, and small-scale interactions rather than groups, e.g. “I wish SO HARD to meet someone just to cuddle... The my life goes the harder it gets to meet anyone who would even be interested in me >:(” and “Being alone sucks”. Their focus on emotions, meaning, and internal struggles over concrete facts suggests Intuition (N), as seen in reflective, abstract posts like “Loving Someone Caring for someone Trying to help someone all of that = Being alone xD” and the metaphorical “im gonna be the Weird ass cat lady from simpsons one day”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking: decisions and evaluations are expressed in terms of hurt, love, and attachment, e.g. “One short Real thingie… knowing that even when i love someone, I'll never get the feeling from the other person… and that's the worst part of that” and “Being in love is probally the worst thing I've ever felt”. Their lifestyle appears more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they describe themselves as making bad decisions and being somewhat chaotic and spontaneous, as in “im the Nr 1 in decision making when it comes to bad decisions :3” and impulsive ideas like a joking “boyfriend giveaway” “Free trial as a 'boyfriend' for 1 week… just comment (im bored and desperate)”. The mix of deep emotional introspection, idealization of love and connection, and somewhat disorganized, whimsical behavior fits INFP more closely than neighboring types like ISFP or ENFP.

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League enjoyer, Warrior Cats nerd & music addict. Once paid €12 for a movie and still thought cuddles were the better investment. DMs open, I guess.– @Kaeluunx3

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with emerald-green melon liqueur, a nod to their proud LoL milestone and soft gamer glow from “one of my biggest achievements in league of legends is 1. Hitted emerald”. A shot of bitter herbal liqueur represents the loneliness, heartbreak, and anxious attachment they keep tweeting through, like “Being alone sucks” and “Drunk depressed suicidal and I got left Perfect combo”. Cloudy apple juice with cream soda adds shy sweetness and softness, echoing their playful side in “one day i wanna post just 'Hiiii :3' and i want to get 50 replies with hi...” and their femboy/cute-art energy from “So I'm a femboy...? Damn”. A dash of sea salt and lime cuts through, like their salty League rants in “New Season Same Braindead Supports man do i have fun in this game” and “Fuck every braindead Toplaner that loses EVERY lane...”. Finally, cotton-candy foam on top is the fluffy illusion of comfort and affection they crave in “i Wish SO HARD to meet someone just to cuddle...” and “Free trial as a 'boyfriend' for 1 week After that I may pay you for more !!!”, making the whole cocktail look cute and sweet even when it hits surprisingly hard underneath.

Your Hogwarts House
Their core struggle is about connection, affection, and feeling valued, which lines up strongly with Hufflepuff’s focus on loyalty, love, and needing to belong. They repeatedly express a deep desire for closeness and physical comfort, like wanting to pay someone just to cuddle for a bit of warmth and illusion of love in “I need a hug... My last hug was to long ago... I think I will look in 2026 for someone who cuddles me for 20 Mins and 'loves' me until I give him his 5 bucks and he's gone...” and “i Wish SO HARD to meet someone just to cuddle...”. Their pain centers on caring deeply for others and not having that returned, which is very Hufflepuff-coded: “One short Real thingie The thing that hurts me the most is knowing that even when i love someone, I'll never get the feeling from the other person...” and “Loving Someone Caring for someone Trying to help someone all of that = Being alone xD”. They are intensely loyal and attached, even when it hurts, as seen in “Real tweet lul had contact with others wanting dates but… i can only think of him about love for almost a year” and their anxious concern over whether they’re good for someone in “I hate having anxious attachment issued btw Like I hurt them? I do him good? Do he even likes me? Do he even needs me?”. Although they have humor and some self-deprecation, their defining traits are emotional loyalty, a craving for safe companionship, and a willingness to keep caring despite being hurt—classic Hufflepuff qualities.

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A well‑suited song for them is Creep by Radiohead, because so many of their tweets circle around loneliness, self‑doubt, and feeling unworthy of love. They repeatedly talk about being alone and unwanted, like in “Being alone sucks” and “I don't wanna feel so... lonley like this pleas end it qwq”, mirroring the song’s core feeling of not belonging. Their self-deprecating humor and desperation for affection, such as “I need a hug... My last hug was to long ago...” and “This rn... that i lost him feels... so much worse then anything else...”, echo the song’s “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo” energy. At the same time, their cute, playful side in tweets like “Im a new type of zombie!!! im Crawing paws :3” and the femboy/furry art posts fits the contrast between vulnerability and intensity that Creep carries. Overall, the song’s themes of yearning for someone, feeling out of place, and believing others could never truly want you line up closely with the emotional through-line of their timeline.

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