Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally open: Shares vulnerable feelings about love and loneliness, e.g. “Being alone sucks” and “I don't wanna feel so... lonley like this pleas end it qwq”.
- Affectionate caring: Expresses strong care and attachment to others, like “Loving Someone Caring for someone Trying to help someone” and wanting hugs and cuddles in multiple tweets.
- Playful humorous: Uses playful phrasing and memes such as “Im inside you're balls” and “me and who :3”, plus self‑aware jokes about being a “new type of zombie” in this tweet.
- Creative fandom: Engages deeply with games and media (League of Legends, Warrior Cats, Vintage Story, music) and celebrates art/fursuit designs in tweets like “Finally got something done by one of my favourite artists :3!” and “WARRIOR CATS ANIMATION?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!”.
- Grateful supportive: Regularly thanks and uplifts artists and friends, e.g. “New Profile pic made by @sketchbookanyo Looove it :3!” and “Yummy Tea :3 thanks @Arrive617 that is incredible :o”.
Weaknesses:
- Low self‑worth: Speaks about being unlovable and needing to pay for affection, e.g. “i need to pay someone to just cuddle with me or something . .” and “Atleast the illusion of love xD”.
- Anxious attachment: Directly identifies this issue and overthinks relationships in “I hate having anxious attachment issued btw”, questioning if they hurt or overwhelm others.
- Social isolation: Frequently laments lack of replies and friends, e.g. “Wish i had more Oomfs...”, “24h still no one answers xD”, and “Its so funny but also sad for me When I would just vanish Only my best friend would notice”.
- Emotional volatility: Expresses intense swings between humor and despair, including “Drunk depressed suicidal and I got left Perfect combo” and “its so jover.... and this is not a joke this time”.
- Negative self‑focus: Often frames themselves as doomed or destined for loneliness, e.g. “im gonna be the Weird ass cat lady from simpsons one day” and the pessimistic recap “found a boyfriend? Hell Nah xD”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
They match Milhouse Van Houten most closely: earnest, lonely, and constantly craving affection and validation. Like Milhouse pining after Lisa, they’re very open about unreciprocated feelings and anxious attachment, saying things like “Loving Someone Caring for someone Trying to help someone all of that = Being alone xD” and “Being in love is probally the worst thing I've ever felt”. Their self-deprecating humor and feeling easily forgotten—“When I would just vanish Only my best friend would notice everyone else would forget me easily x)”—are very Milhouse-coded. They desperately want cuddles and love, joking about paying for affection in “i need to pay someone to just cuddle with me or something . .” and “Free trial as a 'boyfriend' for 1 week… After that I may pay you for more !!!”. Even their mix of nerdy interests (League of Legends, Warrior Cats, gaming) and dramatic sadness—“Drunk depressed suicidal and I got left Perfect combo”—fits Milhouse’s combination of dorkiness and constant emotional turmoil.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts revolve around feeling lonely, wanting just one person, and small-scale interactions rather than groups, e.g. “I wish SO HARD to meet someone just to cuddle... The my life goes the harder it gets to meet anyone who would even be interested in me >:(” and “Being alone sucks”. Their focus on emotions, meaning, and internal struggles over concrete facts suggests Intuition (N), as seen in reflective, abstract posts like “Loving Someone Caring for someone Trying to help someone all of that = Being alone xD” and the metaphorical “im gonna be the Weird ass cat lady from simpsons one day”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking: decisions and evaluations are expressed in terms of hurt, love, and attachment, e.g. “One short Real thingie… knowing that even when i love someone, I'll never get the feeling from the other person… and that's the worst part of that” and “Being in love is probally the worst thing I've ever felt”. Their lifestyle appears more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they describe themselves as making bad decisions and being somewhat chaotic and spontaneous, as in “im the Nr 1 in decision making when it comes to bad decisions :3” and impulsive ideas like a joking “boyfriend giveaway” “Free trial as a 'boyfriend' for 1 week… just comment (im bored and desperate)”. The mix of deep emotional introspection, idealization of love and connection, and somewhat disorganized, whimsical behavior fits INFP more closely than neighboring types like ISFP or ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said one day you wanna post just “Hiiii :3” and get 50 replies… I’m ready to farm that interaction right now: Hiiii :3 also, can I speedrun becoming one of those oomfs you ‘accidentally’ triggered your best friend with?
- You keep tweeting “me and who?” under cute posts, but you literally play League bot and cry about braindead supports… so, what if I queue up as your emotionally available, non-inting support AND your ‘me and who’ answer?
- As a proud Warrior Cats enjoyer yelling about Bluestar and fearsome ThunderClan warriors, I feel obligated to ask: if you’re lonely Blackmask, can I be the clingy cat that insists on sharing your nest and late-night cuddles in the warriors’ den?
- You joked about paying 5 bucks for 20 minutes of cuddles and a temporary illusion of love—bold offer, honestly—but I was thinking we could upgrade the business model: same cuddles, same love, still 5 bucks… except this time I pay you in attention, comfort, and long talks over Clint Mansell and tea instead.
- You called being in love ‘the worst thing you’ve ever felt’ and still you’re out here wishing for hugs, boyfriends, and fursuits so you can finally ‘look cute’—plot twist: you already peaked with that zombie crawling-paws art, and I kind of want to be the guy you emotionally destabilize while we watch WoW cutscenes and complain about solo lanes together.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
League enjoyer, Warrior Cats nerd & music addict. Once paid €12 for a movie and still thought cuddles were the better investment. DMs open, I guess.– @Kaeluunx3
Your signature cocktail
The Eepy Emerald Cuddlebomb
This drink starts with emerald-green melon liqueur, a nod to their proud LoL milestone and soft gamer glow from “one of my biggest achievements in league of legends is 1. Hitted emerald”. A shot of bitter herbal liqueur represents the loneliness, heartbreak, and anxious attachment they keep tweeting through, like “Being alone sucks” and “Drunk depressed suicidal and I got left Perfect combo”. Cloudy apple juice with cream soda adds shy sweetness and softness, echoing their playful side in “one day i wanna post just 'Hiiii :3' and i want to get 50 replies with hi...” and their femboy/cute-art energy from “So I'm a femboy...? Damn”. A dash of sea salt and lime cuts through, like their salty League rants in “New Season Same Braindead Supports man do i have fun in this game” and “Fuck every braindead Toplaner that loses EVERY lane...”. Finally, cotton-candy foam on top is the fluffy illusion of comfort and affection they crave in “i Wish SO HARD to meet someone just to cuddle...” and “Free trial as a 'boyfriend' for 1 week After that I may pay you for more !!!”, making the whole cocktail look cute and sweet even when it hits surprisingly hard underneath.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their core struggle is about connection, affection, and feeling valued, which lines up strongly with Hufflepuff’s focus on loyalty, love, and needing to belong. They repeatedly express a deep desire for closeness and physical comfort, like wanting to pay someone just to cuddle for a bit of warmth and illusion of love in “I need a hug... My last hug was to long ago... I think I will look in 2026 for someone who cuddles me for 20 Mins and 'loves' me until I give him his 5 bucks and he's gone...” and “i Wish SO HARD to meet someone just to cuddle...”. Their pain centers on caring deeply for others and not having that returned, which is very Hufflepuff-coded: “One short Real thingie The thing that hurts me the most is knowing that even when i love someone, I'll never get the feeling from the other person...” and “Loving Someone Caring for someone Trying to help someone all of that = Being alone xD”. They are intensely loyal and attached, even when it hurts, as seen in “Real tweet lul had contact with others wanting dates but… i can only think of him about love for almost a year” and their anxious concern over whether they’re good for someone in “I hate having anxious attachment issued btw Like I hurt them? I do him good? Do he even likes me? Do he even needs me?”. Although they have humor and some self-deprecation, their defining traits are emotional loyalty, a craving for safe companionship, and a willingness to keep caring despite being hurt—classic Hufflepuff qualities.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A well‑suited song for them is Creep by Radiohead, because so many of their tweets circle around loneliness, self‑doubt, and feeling unworthy of love. They repeatedly talk about being alone and unwanted, like in “Being alone sucks” and “I don't wanna feel so... lonley like this pleas end it qwq”, mirroring the song’s core feeling of not belonging. Their self-deprecating humor and desperation for affection, such as “I need a hug... My last hug was to long ago...” and “This rn... that i lost him feels... so much worse then anything else...”, echo the song’s “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo” energy. At the same time, their cute, playful side in tweets like “Im a new type of zombie!!! im Crawing paws :3” and the femboy/furry art posts fits the contrast between vulnerability and intensity that Creep carries. Overall, the song’s themes of yearning for someone, feeling out of place, and believing others could never truly want you line up closely with the emotional through-line of their timeline.
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