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Your Simpsons character
Kaffee's chaotic humor and rebellious streak align perfectly with Bart Simpson's personality. Like Bart, Kaffee enjoys absurdity, evident in 'mrroww myaa mew mrrp... vomits on ur bed'. His sarcastic critiques, such as 'we all had that one teacher that just stayed giving out homework like go get some bitches', mirror Bart's disdain for authority. Both thrive on chaos and have a knack for turning everyday situations into comedic moments.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kaffee likely fits the INTP personality type: introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His introspection is evident in 'why do i feel bad or...i guess see myself in people who did horrible shit', showing deep reflection. His curiosity shines in tweets like 'why is it when it comes to shit like killing someone women are more like...plotted out'. The thinking aspect is clear in his logical critiques, such as 'their greed sickens me'. Finally, his chaotic and unstructured thoughts, like 'haha ze epic number', suggest a perceiving mindset.

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16-year-old chaos enthusiast | True crime lover | Sarcasm, absurdity, and moral ambiguity | Autistic & unfiltered | SCP fan, animation meme nostalgic, and baby bird defender | DM for vibes!– @kaffee_katzchen

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The 'Chaotic Crow' cocktail captures Kaffee's dark humor and chaotic personality. Dark rum represents his edgy side, seen in 'blocking and scrolling isn't enough some of you hoes need to be 🔫'. Blackberry syrup adds a quirky sweetness, like 'mrroww myaa mew mrrp... vomits on ur bed'. Lime juice gives a sharp tang, reflecting his sarcastic critiques like 'we all had that one teacher that just stayed giving out homework'. Charcoal powder adds a mysterious, true crime-inspired twist.

Your Hogwarts House
Kaffee's sarcasm, self-preservation, and morally ambiguous musings suggest a Slytherin personality. His tweet 'why do i feel bad or...i guess see myself in people who did horrible shit' reflects a deep understanding of complex motives, a Slytherin trait. His sharp humor, like 'blocking and scrolling isn't enough some of you hoes need to be 🔫', shows cunning and wit. While he may not align with Gryffindor's boldness or Ravenclaw's academic focus, his chaotic edge fits well in Slytherin.

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This song's melancholic tone and rebellious spirit suit Kaffee's personality. His tweet 'pretty much shut myself off, I'm a cunt, I'm autistic and I'm fugly' reflects the song's themes of loneliness and self-reflection. The sarcastic edge in 'we all had that one teacher that just stayed giving out homework like go get some bitches' aligns with its defiance. Kaffee's chaotic humor, as seen in 'STOP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP', matches the song's raw energy.

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