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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson's mischievous, attention‑seeking personality matches the user's constant self‑promotion and playful sarcasm. The tweet "will you guys dickride me too when i become a twitter microcelebrity [picture]" mirrors Bart’s craving for notoriety and his tongue‑in‑cheek bravado. Posts like "our new bit is replying to months old posts of our mutuals [picture]" and "who up to join my discordslop contentfarm [picture]" show a love for chaotic, late‑night pranks, a hallmark of Bart’s antics. The user’s frequent jokes about being "vindicated once again" and "acting like all of these things aren't awesome" echo Bart’s sarcastic confidence. Finally, the emotional swing in "breaks my heart every time i have to unfollow an ex oomfie because they removed their follow [picture]" feels like a teenage Bart reacting to social drama.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays extraversion by actively seeking interaction, as seen in the tweet 'who up to join my discordslop contentfarm [picture]' and the bio urging others to 'follow to expand the kagami network'. Their intuition is evident in abstract, imaginative remarks like 'my location is shocking [picture]' and the observation 'kagami VA's voice range is so insane because you cant even tell that hachikuji was voiced by her same for kyubey in madoka magica [picture]'. They favor thinking with analytical commentary such as 'I don't know if I like this or the current cancerous racing to highground elytra draining mace/spear meta more [picture]', weighing game meta objectively. Their perceiving style shows in the spontaneous, ongoing series of posts ('kagami post #350 [picture]') and playful speculation like 'teto is the new neco arc but if neco arc was actually horrible [picture]', reflecting a flexible, idea‑driven approach.

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Kagami curator: daily art, memes & collabs. 🎨🚀 Once posted a mirror selfie that 'broke' the internet. Join the fun! #KagamiCommunity– @kagamidefense

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail reflects kagamidefense's love for anime and the mirror motif, blending bright yuzu with the earthy depth of matcha to echo the dazzling visuals of their "kagami post #350" series. The fizz of ginger beer and a hint of cola capture their energetic, microcelebrity aspirations, as hinted by "will you guys dickride me too when i become a twitter microcelebrity". A splash of sake grounds the drink, mirroring their dedication to expanding the "kagami network" and the community vibe in "we can rebuild mitty". The random dash of green melon liqueur nods to their gacha curiosity in "can i be considered a gacha player if the game in question is mudae". Overall, the cocktail is bold, playful, and a little chaotic, just like the tweet "acting like all of these things aren't awesome".

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s bio explicitly urges others to "follow to expand the kagami network," showing a clear drive to grow influence. Their tweet "will you guys dickride me too when i become a twitter microcelebrity" reveals a strong desire for status and recognition. The strategic post "our new bit is replying to months old posts of our mutuals" demonstrates calculated networking, a hallmark of Slytherin cunning. Additionally, statements like "vindicated once again" and "can i be considered a gacha player if the game in question is mudae" display a focus on personal achievement and positioning within communities. These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑promotion align most closely with Slytherin values.

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The user’s relentless flow of "kagami post" pictures and meme‑filled jokes demonstrates an unstoppable energy, echoing the lyric "I’m having such a good time, I’m having a ball". Their frustration with the platform – "My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me" – yet they keep posting, matching the song’s defiant refrain "Don’t stop me now, I’m having a good time". They celebrate wins with tweets like "vindicated once again" and tease future fame – "Will you guys dickride me too when i become a twitter microcelebrity" – reflecting the track’s jubilant confidence. Calls to rally followers, such as "who up to join my discordslop contentfarm", align with the high‑energy, crowd‑pumping vibe of the song.

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