Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently defends favorite characters/ships, e.g. “Defending them like it’s my nine to five” and strong feelings about Stranger Things, Marvel, Naruto, etc.
- Protective ally: Stands up for characters and groups he cares about, e.g. defending Sam Wilson in “Defending Sam Wilson with my words ain't enough.....I need a gun” and criticizing Zionism in “No babes, he's a Zionist, the hate is not forced”.
- Critical thinker: Questions narratives and misinformation, e.g. calling out misinfo in “Oh, a byler spreading misinformation” and challenging takes on Apollo in “Apollo the god don’t cut his unborn child out of his cheating lover?...Least violent?”.
- Humor-driven: Uses jokes and exaggeration to engage, e.g. “Me watching cbtwt drama unfold” and “The MCU downfall is intimate, I can feel it in my left pinky toe”.
- Boundary aware: Calls out unhealthy behavior in fandom, e.g. “You know it's okay to make a couple tweets about things you don't like... I think it's time for employment babes” and “You aren't mentally well” toward extreme online conduct.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh tone: Often uses aggressive phrasing that can alienate others, e.g. “Fuck yo fandom etiquette” and “FUCK THAT WHITE BOY!!!”.
- Fandom hostility: Directly antagonizes other fan groups, e.g. repeated digs at bylers like “bylers piss me off so bad it’s unreal” and “Says the byler”.
- Insult reliance: Leans on insults instead of dialogue, e.g. “You aren't mentally well” and calling people “weirdo” in “Calling someone a nazi...won't change the fact that you are a weirdo”.
- Confrontational humor: Jokes frequently involve threats or violence imagery, e.g. “Defending Sam Wilson with my words ain't enough.....I need a gun” and “You will begin to cough in three days”.
- Negativity focus: Large portion of tweets center on what he dislikes or is angry about, e.g. “Need more queer media that ain't just white men” paired with frequent complaints about ships, writers, and studios.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, extremely online about their interests, and unafraid to lecture people who are wrong. Like Lisa ranting about politics or ethics, this user frequently calls out fandom behavior and media issues, e.g. criticizing people whose whole page is hate with “I think it's time for employment babes 😭” and pushing back on assumptions about sexuality with “Why are you assuming someone is straight just cause the ship a m/f pair?”. Their strong moral/representation streak—wanting more non-white queer media in “Need more queer media that ain't just white men” and defending characters they love like it's a job in “Defending them like it’s my nine to five”—also aligns with Lisa’s social-justice sensibilities. At the same time, they’re deeply nerdy about specific fandoms (Marvel, Naruto, Stranger Things, etc.), much like Lisa is with jazz, books, and causes, and they wield sarcasm and exasperation as their main weapons, mirroring Lisa’s dry, often fed-up tone with the world around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their content is heavily focused on media analysis and fandom commentary rather than real‑life social events, and their self‑description in the bio (“Slowly dying for the past 26 yrs”) plus posts like “Me watching cbtwt drama unfold” position them more as an observer than an active socialite. Their tweets are predominantly intuitive (N), zeroing in on symbolism, characterization, and patterns across stories, e.g. “I lied, put your clothes back on, we're gonna have a brief discussion on how Naruto Uzumaki and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer stories parallel each other” and meta takes on ships and canon like “Well, nrussu was never written to be canon so no it really wasn't”. They lean feeling (F): they care deeply about fairness, representation, and how characters (and real people) are treated, as shown in posts like “Need more queer media that ain't just white men” and “Wanting your favorite character to settle down and have a family and being happy, is not fantasizing about them giving birth. You do know that right?”, which are value‑driven and protective of others. At the same time, their F is delivered with bluntness, e.g. “Fuck yo fandom etiquette” and “You aren't mentally well”, indicating someone who prioritizes emotional and ethical honesty over diplomacy. Their stance on fandom and media suggests judging (J): they speak in firm conclusions and moral/critical judgments — “bylers piss me off so bad it’s unreal”, “STOP turning the female marvel rivals characters into men, I'm sick of it, omg”, and “If you have to down her, then she was never your girl” — showing clear internal standards and decisive opinions rather than a go‑with‑the‑flow stance. Overall, the combination of introspective observer energy, pattern‑oriented media analysis, strong value‑based takes, and firm judgments about fandom behavior and representation most closely fits INFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You defending Mileven, Daenerys, Sam Wilson, and the inhumans like it’s your nine to five is crazy, because I’m just trying to apply for the position of ‘problematic fave you accidentally start defending in the quotes.’
- You said the MCU downfall is intimate, but honestly the only cinematic universe I care about right now is the one where Dante Sparda x Jason Todd is canon and somehow you and I end up in the post‑credits scene together.
- You missing First Kill, your Inquisitor Trevelyan, and The Mighty Nein has me a little jealous, because I’m over here hoping one day you’ll tweet ‘I miss them so bad, omg’ and it’s about me.
- You roasting bylers, ASSgardians, dl straight boys, and Marvel Rivals genderbends is iconic, but that ‘you need employment babes 😭’ tweet hurt personally—can I list ‘thinking about you’ as full‑time work on my resume?
- You compared Naruto to Rudolph and called Bruce a post‑mpreg dad, so I know your brain chemistry is perfected; if you ever want another unhinged lore parallel, I can explain how you and I are clearly endgame, complete with canon mpreg Marvel Rivals symbolism.
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Media gremlin in Hell, defending fave girls & doomed ships since 1999. Once paused a game mid-boss fight to argue about canon on here.– @Kage_King2
Your signature cocktail
The Byler Slayer (Hellfire Edition)
Overproof dark rum stands in for their loud, no-filter fandom takes and willingness to drag bad writing, like when they said “bylers piss me off so bad it’s unreal” and “Well, Castlevania was actually good and the DMC animated series is not, so there's that”. Blood orange liqueur adds a bittersweet edge for all the characters and ships they think deserved better, as in “Deserve better then the writers gave them” and “Oh, Daenerys Targaryen & El Hopper y'all deserve better”. The black cherry cola reduction is dark and nostalgic, mirroring their attachment to ships and shows like “I miss them so bad, my God” and “I miss first kill so bad bro, OMG”. Smoked chili bitters bring the heat of their callouts and chaotic humor, from “Fuck yo fandom etiquette” to “Defending Sam Wilson with my words ain't enough.....I need a gun”. The activated charcoal sugar rim nods to their location “Hell” in the bio and their love of dark, messy media, perfectly captured by lines like “The MCU downfall is intimate, I can feel it in my left pinky toe” and “Need more evil/mean spirited bisexuals in media”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline reads as someone who loudly and unapologetically stands up for what they believe in, even if it starts arguments, which is very Gryffindor. They openly go to bat for characters and ships they love, e.g. “Defending them like it’s my nine to five” and “Defending Sam Wilson with my words ain't enough.....I need a gun”, showing a protective, almost combative loyalty. They call out fandom behavior and politics bluntly, as in “Fuck yo fandom etiquette”, “You aren't mentally well”, and “No babes, he's a Zionist, the hate is not forced”, prioritizing speaking their mind over keeping the peace. Even their joking threats like “You will begin to cough in three days” and aggressive humor such as “FUCK THAT WHITE BOY!!!” reflect a bold, confrontational style rather than cautious self‑preservation. While they clearly care deeply and can be loyal, the defining throughline is a fearless, outspoken defense of their stances and faves, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor’s bravery and willingness to charge into conflict.
Your movie
Your song
bad idea! (feat. TiaCorine) - Kehlani
A fitting song for them is "bad idea!" by Kehlani, because it mixes chaotic bisexual energy, messy fandom passion, and a refusal to play nice with norms—all of which are all over their timeline. They openly want more morally grey queer characters, saying they “Need more evil/mean spirited bisexuals in media” and “Need more queer media that ain't just white men”, which fits the song’s unapologetic, complicated queer desire. Their tone is dramatic, horny, and jokingly unhinged—like when they tweet “need all four in a room in which there are not others....or you can watch I really don't give a fuck” and “Defending them like it’s my nine to five”—mirroring the song’s reckless, can’t-stay-away energy. They also have a morbid sense of humor about themselves, calling their bio “Slowly dying for the past 26 yrs,” and telling haters “I think it's time for employment babes 😭”, which fits Kehlani’s mix of vulnerability and sharp wit. Overall, the song’s vibe—queer, chaotic, self-aware, and emotionally intense—matches their blend of fandom obsession, ship discourse, and gallows humor.
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