Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly reflects on feelings about work, family, and existence, like questioning the meaning of life in “como pode fazer sentido viver se tudo que vc fazer vai ser efêmero pqp loucura” and admitting feeling low in “liguei o notebook quase chorando aqui que tristeza trabalhar tô mal mesmk”.
- Affectionate-friend: Shows genuine care and excitement for friends and colleagues, e.g. appreciating the team in “meu time é mt foda e nem é de futebol é a rapaziada do trabalho :/” and feeling close to Clarice in “gosto tanto da minha colega de equipe clarice que as vezes fico com vontade de cometer o erro de tentar estender a amizade pra fora do trabalho”.
- Self-deprecating-humor: Uses humor to talk about insecurities and daily struggles, like joking about her gaming skill in “pqp eu sou o maior lixo do tft” and height in “todas minhas calças ficam com a barra grande me sinto tão pititiquinha mas não faz sentido tenho 163”.
- Work-motivated: Despite hating aspects of work, she engages and wants to grow, as in “bendito dia da confraternização que bebada falei pro meu chefe que queria mais coisa pra fazer e que queria que ele falasse mais comigo pq preciso de feedback” and planning to study in “2 meses pra estudar pra az 900 mesmo sendo iniciante acho que sou burra”.
- Pop-culture-curious: Shows enthusiasm and curiosity for series, music, and internet culture, like binging Stranger Things in “SEGUNDA TEMPORADA DE STRANGER THINGS FINALIZADA SO FALTA MAIS 2” and following BBB contestants in “nao vou ver bbb mas declaro aqui minha torcida pro juliano floss”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-judgmental: Makes cutting comments about others, including body and nationality, such as “ia fazer um tweet bem gordofobico aqui mas só vou dizer que o gordinho do trabalho tá conseguindo me irritar” and “mdsss eu sou muito indianofobica 💔”.
- Body-image-insecure: Talks about weight/appearance in a self-punishing way, like using old clothes as ‘exposure therapy’ in “terapia de exposição usar roupas que eu usava quando era mais magra pra me sentir mal e me manter comendo direito” and being affected by filters in “me olhei por 30 segundos num filtro de insta fiquei mal vou desinstalar”.
- Work-resentful: Frequently expresses strong dislike for working life, as seen in “nao acredito que a semana ja começou td de novo nao importa emprego bom eu sou mt mais feliz sendo vagabunda e tudo bem” and “liguei o notebook quase chorando aqui que tristeza trabalhar tô mal mesmk”.
- Self-sabotaging: Recognizes patterns of undermining her own efforts, especially with health and routine, like “mais um dia que como certo o dia inteiro dai chego em casa e estrago meu dia pqp risoto” and “dai faço o deficit calorico modo excelência o dia todo chega a noite KINDER CARDS”.
- Escapist-tendencies: Often copes with discomfort by escaping into games or social media, such as playing long Valorant sessions in “AS VEZES VC N TA FAZENDO NADA DE RECESSO E JOGA 6 PARTIDA DE VALORANT SEGUIDA SEM NEM GOSTAR DO JOGO” and using reels as a ‘breakfast’ in “as vezes ver duas horas de reels engraçados antes de trabalhar é um café da manhã”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: smart, self-aware, anxious about the world, but still very funny and online-poisoned. Like Lisa, they overthink existence and impermanence, as in “como pode fazer sentido viver se tudo que vc fazer vai ser efêmero pqp loucura”, and they clearly care about politics and justice, cheering a lefty aunt’s rant in “caralho é muito lindo familiar com consciência estou ouvindo um fecho lulistico da minha tia nos meus pais”. They oscillate between nerdy/media obsessions and emotional intensity (Stranger Things, Normal People, BBB, K‑pop, Taylor Swift), like Lisa’s blend of straight‑A student and pop‑culture fangirl, shown in “horario do almoço 1 hora pra ver apresentações do eras tour e pensar como temos a sorte de existir no mesmo momento que taylor swift 👑”. Their self-criticism and body-image worries echo Lisa’s insecurity, seen in “terapia de exposição usar roupas que eu usava quando era mais magra pra me sentir mal e me manter comendo direito”. Finally, the mix of idealism and burnout from work—“trabalhar é mt triste vc fica feliz por chegar em casa 30m mais cedo como se tivesse tido um lindo bebe”—feels very Lisa: someone too aware and too sensitive trying to survive in a dumb, exhausting world with humor and irony.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraverted (E) energy: they thrive on social interaction, constantly talking about friends, co‑workers and parties, like enjoying home office at a friend’s place in “sexta home office na casa da amiga em dia que o vr caiu é muito mais lindo” and wanting to deepen a friendship with a colleague in “fico com mt vergonha de quem quando vai beber um shot de tequila... acho q só sou amargurada” and “gosto tanto da minha colega de equipe clarice que as vezes fico com vontade de cometer o erro de tentar estender a amizade pra fora do trabalho”. Their Intuitive (N) side appears in frequent existential and big‑picture musings like “como pode fazer sentido viver se tudo que vc fazer vai ser efêmero pqp loucura” and the humorous nihilism of “acho muito engraçado que (preguiça de elaborar > nada muda > somos apenas grãos de areia)”, showing comfort with abstractions rather than just concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling (F)‑oriented: they react strongly and emotionally to media and people, crying over stories in “acabei de chorar muito de emoção com uma noticia quando cheguei no final IMAGEM GERAD POR IA nao acredito nisso” and worrying tenderly about their dog in “OLHANDO PRA PAREDE ENQUANTO PENSO QUE MEU CACHORRINHO VAI FAZE 11 ANOS LOGO LOGO VAI PARTI PODE SE A QUALQUER MOMENTO”. Their lifestyle looks Perceiving (P): they frequently mention breaking diets at night in “dai faço o deficit calorico modo excelência o dia todo chega a noite KINDER CARDS” and “mais um dia que como certo o dia inteiro dai chego em casa e estrago meu dia pqp risoto”, binge‑gaming in “AS VEZES VC N TA FAZENDO NADA DE RECESSO E JOGA 6 PARTIDA DE VALORANT SEGUIDA SEM NEM GOSTAR DO JOGO”, and impulsive Black Friday shopping in “n vo mentir fiz 12 compras de anteontem pra hj”. Taken together—social, expressive, emotionally driven and spontaneous—they best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever feel bad for ruining your caloric deficit with risotto or Kinder Cards at night, we can just call it our monthly ‘bodas de risoto’ and ‘bodas de Kinder’ celebration. I bring the carbs, you bring the smile, deal?
- You said you open a ticket, see ‘Ubuntu or Linux’ and instantly close it… how about we open a ticket called ‘date with kagefumi’ and this time you don’t close it, you just hit ‘assign to me’? 🧡
- You watch Stranger Things ‘for the plot’ (Charlie Heaton & Natalia Dyer), but if we hang out I promise no Upside Down, just a cozy couch, Monster-free late night (so you don’t cry about work after), and a safe space to rant about every terrible series ending.
- You: ‘my day ends when I have to open NetSuite.’ Me: ready to be the exception—one notification that pops up on your screen and actually makes the day better instead of worse.
- You’re out here hating futvôlei, rage‑quitting TFT, queueing Valorant at midnight, and still being the best rosh maker of Zona Norte… I don’t want a perfect gamer, I just want to duo‑queue life with the chaotic narguileira from Guarulhos.
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IT girl in Zona Norte, gamer on energy drinks, cries at IA onion-cutting videos. Once overshared at a work party and accidentally asked for more tasks.– @kagezinh4
Your signature cocktail
Heated Rivalry on the Zona Norte Rocks
This drink starts with cachaça infused with chimichurri, a nod to their chaotic foodie impulses like “as vezes da vontade de pegar uma colher de chimichurri e enfiar na boca” and the very Brazilian, zona-norte-core vibe of “tô em guarulhos terra sem lei.”. The cold brew coffee represents the exhausted worker who still queues up another ranked game, from “valorant acabo com minha rotina de trabalho meia noite nao lavei cabelo nao durmi pqp acabo t udo” to “liguei o notebook quase chorando aqui que tristeza trabalhar tô mal mesmk”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a bitter-sweet bubble for their dramatic humor and emotional swings, like “como pode fazer sentido viver se tudo que vc fazer vai ser efêmero pqp loucura” and the existential gamer crisis of “qual sentido de ser gamer ficar o tempo todo no pc se nao existe nenhum jogo legal ha muitos anos q vida triste”. A Kinder chocolate syrup drizzle stands for the nightly sabotage of the caloric deficit in “dai faço o deficit calorico modo excelência o dia todo chega a noite KINDER CARDS” and their soft side when they’re being sweet with coworkers and friends, like “meu time é mt foda e nem é de futebol é a rapaziada do trabalho :/”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters captures the sharp tongue and spicy takes of “mdsss eu sou muito indianofobica 💔” and “N TEM NADA MAIS RIDICULOP QUE FUTVOLEI”, all served over ice as cold as their “heated” obsessions from “virei gay 💋 heated rivalry”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, warmth, and valuing simple joys with others. They talk fondly about their coworkers and team, saying things like “meu time é mt foda e nem é de futebol é a rapaziada do trabalho :/” and “empresa tao boa q quero vestir a camisa da empresa usar capa dela no linkedin chegar mais cedo no trabalho”, which suggests a deep appreciation for community and collaboration. Their affection for specific friends and colleagues, for example “gosto tanto da minha colega de equipe clarice que as vezes fico com vontade de cometer o erro de tentar estender a amizade pra fora do trabalho”, highlights how much they value interpersonal bonds. They’re also emotionally open and empathetic, admitting things like “as vezes to meio emocionada gratuitamente lacrimejo a cada 10 tweet” and getting moved by stories even when they turn out to be fake, as in “acabei de chorar muito de emoção com uma noticia quando cheguei no final IMAGEM GERAD POR IA nao acredito nisso”. While they have some self-deprecating and cynical humor about work and life, their core seems to be about being a good friend, appreciating people, and finding comfort in shared experiences, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.
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Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift
The best-fitting song is Anti-Hero by Taylor Swift, because they constantly mix self-deprecating humor with emotional oversharing and existential spirals. They joke about work and feeling inadequate, like when they say “liguei o notebook quase chorando aqui que tristeza trabalhar tô mal mesmk” and “trabalhar é mt triste vc fica feliz por chegar em casa 30m mais cedo como se tivesse tido um lindo bebe”, which mirrors the song’s theme of feeling like the problem in everyday life. Their body-image and self-criticism tweets such as “terapia de exposição usar roupas que eu usava quando era mais magra pra me sentir mal e me manter comendo direito” and “me olhei por 30 segundos num filtro de insta fiquei mal vou desinstalar” echo the lyrics’ insecurity and self-sabotage vibe. The way they swing between irony and genuine emotion about friends, family and being overwhelmed, like in “acho muito engraçado que (preguiça de elaborar > nada muda > somos apenas grãos de areia)” and “eh serio to mt mal fui mt feliz nesses dias”, matches the song’s blend of humor, melancholy, and self-awareness. Finally, their explicit love for Taylor Swift in “horario do almoço 1 hora pra ver apresentações do eras tour e pensar como temos a sorte de existir no mesmo momento que taylor swift 👑” makes a Taylor track especially fitting as their personal anthem.
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