Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about stress, joy, envy, and affection, like being scared of exams in “mae posso dormir com você tô com medo do enem” and feeling excluded in “inveja de quem namora e tem com quem ficar nas festas de família”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows strong care for friends, being excited to make things for them in [“fico mto animada fã coisinhas pros meus miguxos amo mto eles =” and feeling hurt when dynamics change in “samuel oq eu te fiz pra vc me odiar DO NADA seu bobao”.
- Creative artist: Spends time drawing and trying to improve, even when frustrated, in tweets like “tô odiando essa merda tenho qu achar um jeito melhorar”, “DESAPRENDI A FAZER NARIZ ???? ”, and “oq fazer quando vc quer desenha mas não tem ideia do que fazer”.
- Dedicated student: Shows concern about studies and future, like fear of exams in “mae posso dormir com você tô com medo do enem”, planning reads in “minha meta é ler pelo menos uns 8 livros até as aulas voltarem”, and reflecting on careers in “será que biomedicina é legal assim”.
- Passionate fan: Engages deeply with music and idols, like loving a singer’s voice in “MDS EU AMO A VOZ DELA ☹️☹️”, wanting to see her live in “meu sonho é escutar essa mulher ao vivo um dia”, and nostalgia over BTS in “ai ouvir essas músicas do bts me lembra a época que eu acompanhava e adorava eles”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive talk: Frequently uses suicidal or self-harm language, such as “agorinha mesmo eu me mato”, “eu vou me matar na frente dela”, and “vou me enforcar rsrs”.
- Low self‑esteem: Describes herself harshly and feels inferior, as in “sinto que sou uma ******* ***** **** **** ******”, “nao li mto mas nao to entendendo nada acho que sou mto burra”, and body image worries in “tô me sentindo um balão com esse vestido”.
- Relationship insecurity: Often doubts how others feel about her, shown in “será que eles me consideram do mesmo jeito que eu considero eles”, “acho que nunca vou sentir que eles me consideram da mesma forma que eu considero eles”, and worries about online friends in “tenho medo de me afastar mto mto dos meus amigos da net”.
- Family conflict: Describes tense, hurtful interactions at home, like feeling unfairly blamed in “essa mulher é louca fica estressada com o mEU PAI e quer ficar descontando em mim”, “agora tenho que aguentar toda a grosseria dela como se eu fosse a pior filha”, and wanting to move out in “não vejo a hora de ir morar sozinha”.
- Negative rumination: Holds onto past hurts and replays them, like being upset over events years ago in “será que eu sou maluca por ficar ''chateada'' com algo de 3 anos atrás ?” and not moving past feeling forgotten in “não superei até hoje o fato deles terem esquecido”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, anxious about the future, and often feeling misunderstood by family. Like Lisa worrying about her path and expectations, this user stresses about studies and exams, as seen in “mae posso dormir com você tô com medo do enem” and questioning careers in “será que biomedicina é legal assim”. They show introspective insecurity and fear of not being valued equally by friends, much like Lisa’s sensitivity about her relationships, in tweets like “será que eles me consideram do mesmo jeito que eu considero eles” and “acho que nunca vou sentir que eles me consideram da mesma forma que eu considero eles”. Their frustration and emotional clashes with family echo Lisa’s frequent tension at home, as in “essa mulher é louca fica estressada com o mEU PAI e quer ficar descontando em mim” and “incrível como eu me torno a pior filha do mundo só por não querer conversar mto”. At the same time, their love for music, fandoms, and small joys—like “MDS EU AMO A VOZ DELA ☹️☹️” and [“fico mto animada fã coisinhas pros meus miguxos amo mto eles =”—matches Lisa’s earnest, heartfelt side.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introvert (I): they often feel on the outside of social situations and uncomfortable at gatherings, e.g. envy couples and feeling awkward at family events in “inveja de quem namora e tem com quem ficar nas festas de família” and “nossa que desconfortável ne”, and fantasize about living alone in “não vejo a hora de ir morar sozinha”. They appear more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: they ruminate on meanings and relationships ("do they consider me the same way?" in “será que eles me consideram do mesmo jeito que eu considero eles”) and imagine future scenarios like careers and university (e.g. “será que biomedicina é legal assim”, being afraid of the future in “chego a ter medo do futuro e da solidão que em minha porta bate”). Their decisions and reactions are clearly Feeling (F)-based: they frame conflicts and events in terms of emotional hurt and being considered or ignored, like “acho que nunca vou sentir que eles me consideram da mesma forma que eu considero eles” and the pain around friends forgetting something important in “não superei até hoje o fato deles terem esquecido”. They come off as Perceiving (P): they tweet about struggling with planning and discipline (e.g. setting a loose reading goal in “minha meta é ler pelo menos uns 8 livros até as aulas voltarem”) and approach art and tasks in a very spontaneous, trial‑and‑error way, as seen in their drawing frustrations in “tô odiando essa merda tenho qu achar um jeito melhorar” and “PQ ISSO É YAO DIFÍCIL”. Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, idealistic about relationships, and somewhat unstructured—the profile most closely fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘porra de free fire’, but if we queued together I’d gladly be your emotional support noob — we might not win the match, but I’d definitely fight to be your duo.
- You were scared of ENEM and asked to sleep next to your mom… if studying gets rough this year, I volunteer as tribute to be your calm playlist, your Laufey, and your Skip and Loafer rewatch partner.
- You keep wondering if people consider you the same way you consider them; if it helps, I’ve read your timeline and my official result is: 100% approved, Provão Paulista-level crush.
- You said you ‘desaprendeu a fazer nariz’ and hated your drawing, but from what I can see, the only thing seriously badly drawn here is the line between me “só amigo” and me completely in love with your chaotic artist energy.
- You envy couples at family parties and people living your concert dreams — so how about we fix both at once: I’ll hold your hand at the Sejeong show while we complain about life, then go home and make a playlist that would make even TXT’s ‘Magic’ jealous.
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17 • surviving ENEM panic, family drama & random dreams. Once took 2 hours to clean a bathroom and called it cardio. Drawing, K‑pop, books, repeat.– @kagsluvbot
Your signature cocktail
Skip & Laufey Sour (ft. Existential Gin)
This cocktail starts with gin for their soft but definite love of a little buzz, inspired by “nossa que gin delicinha queria mais”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a bright bitterness for all the days that are "bosta" and the constant mood swings, like “mds que dia bosta” and “chego a ter medo do futuro e da solidão que em minha porta bate”. Hibiscus syrup layers in a romantic, dreamy sweetness for their love of music, dramas, and fictional romance, echoing “meu sonho é escutar essa mulher ao vivo um dia” and the giddy enthusiasm of [“fico mto animada fã coisinhas pros meus miguxos amo mto eles =”. A splash of sparkling water represents their online chaos and hyper, chatty energy, fizzing like “mds tropa se comportem aí” and the random dream dumps like “sonhei que tava gravida”. Finally, a tiny dash of saline solution stands for the quiet resilience and tears behind the jokes and dramatic lines such as “agorinha mesmo eu me mato” and “agora tenho que aguentar toda a grosseria dela como se eu fosse a pior filha”, giving the drink emotional depth without drowning its sweetness.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong attachment and loyalty to friends and online relationships, even worrying about drifting apart before meeting them in person: “tenho medo de me afastar mto mto dos meus amigos da net antes de conhecer eles pessoalmente” and feeling deeply about how others value them: “será que eles me consideram do mesmo jeito que eu considero eles”. Their affection for friends is obvious in how excited they get about doing things for them: [“fico mto animada fã coisinhas pros meus miguxos amo mto eles =” and missing sending "good energy" to someone: “sdd de mandar energia positiva pro thiago”. They’re also hardworking and self-critical, spending a long time on chores and creative work and then obsessing over improving it: “quase duas horas pra lavar o banheiro mds” and “mds tava mto melhor antes 😭😭😭 vou ter que rasgar essa folha e refazer algum dia”. While there is some curiosity about careers and reading — for example “será que biomedicina é legal assim” and “minha meta é ler pelo menos uns 8 livros até as aulas voltarem” — their defining traits are emotional loyalty, care for others, and a desire to be a good friend and daughter, which align most closely with Hufflepuff values rather than the ambition of Slytherin or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
drivers license - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that fits them well is “drivers license” because it captures that mix of teenage emotional intensity, insecurity, and romantic confusion that runs through their timeline. They often feel overlooked or under-valued by people they care about, like when they say “será que eles me consideram do mesmo jeito que eu considero eles” and “acho que nunca vou sentir que eles me consideram da mesma forma que eu considero eles”, echoing the song’s themes of one-sided attachment. There’s also clear heartbreak and fixation on specific people, like “penso seriamente em entrar na mente dele e descobrir oq ele realmente pensa sobre mim” and the pain around Samuel in “samuel oq eu te fiz pra vc me odiar DO NADA seu bobao”. Their self-deprecating and despairing moments – for example “quero sumir do mundo” and “sinto que sou uma ******* ***** **** **** ******” – mirror the song’s raw vulnerability. At the same time, they’re navigating growing up, ENEM anxiety, and loneliness (“chego a ter medo do futuro e da solidão que em minha porta bate”), all of which align with the coming-of-age heartbreak at the core of drivers license.
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