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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Ace is a sensitive and highly emotional teenager who often feels like an outsider within their own family, especially regarding their “step grandpa”. They struggle with intense feelings of inadequacy and a deep-seated need for validation, frequently worrying that “everyone secretly hates me”. Ace shares Lisa's tendency toward melancholy and existential dread, expressing dark thoughts such as “I should end it all” when overwhelmed by social and personal pressures. Their profile reflects a complex mix of intellectual interests like manhwa and a desperate search for identity, mirroring Lisa’s own frequent crises regarding her place in the world and her “boring life”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ace exhibits clear Introversion (I), expressing extreme social anxiety and a fear of interaction, such as when they ask “how do you guys dm people? I feel like I'm gonna get tomatoes thrown at me if I even interact”. Their focus is on Sensing (S), as their tweets center heavily on immediate physical sensations, bodily dysmorphia, and concrete aesthetic changes like wanting to “dye my hair so bad”. The Feeling (F) preference is dominant, with their internal world governed by intense, volatile emotions and deep personal values regarding their identity and relationships, often spiraling into self-criticism like “I'm such a terrible bf. she deserves better”. Finally, they align with Perceiving (P) through their spontaneous and disorganized lifestyle, frequently mentioning being “bored” and making impulsive decisions about their digital identity, such as when they “decided ash doesn't feel right” and changed their name on a whim.

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Aspiring artist and gaming enthusiast. When I’m not exploring new manhwa or playing Fortnite, I’m dreaming of the perfect hair dye. Exploring identity and art.– @KaidouKisser

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a chaotic, experimental blend that mirrors Ace’s turbulent 16-year-old life, moving from deeply “horny for my gf” to existential dread. The muddled watermelon reflects his simple joys, like when he posted “watermelon🤤”, while the sharp tonic bite captures the sting of his step-grandpa’s comments. The drink’s strong proof represents his desire for radical change, whether it's wanting “a flat chest and deeper voice” or dreaming of a lower weight. Finally, the blue hue pays homage to his love for “Her Blue Sky” and his ever-changing online layout.

Your Hogwarts House
Ace demonstrates the Slytherin trait of intense ambition focused on personal goals, specifically regarding his rigid control over his body and weight, as seen in his bio: “cw:33kgs gw:29kgs”. His resourcefulness and self-preservation are often twisted by his struggles, yet he remains deeply protective of his primary alliance, stating, “I wanna attempt so bad but I can't leave my gf”, prioritizing his personal bond above all else. His cunning and dry wit appear in his social interactions, such as when he asks, “just in case so I don't get banned. dont forget me”, showing a sharp awareness of his environment and how to navigate it. Ultimately, his fixation on status (specifically his appearance) and his fierce loyalty to a select few rather than the collective align him most closely with Slytherin.

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The song Teen Idle perfectly mirrors Ace’s struggle with identity, body image, and the desire to be a 'real' man while trapped in a cycle of self-destruction. Their bio reveals a dangerous obsession with weight ("cw:33kgs gw:29kgs"), which aligns with the song's themes of eating disorders and lost youth. Ace’s tweets frequently document self-harm and gender dysphoria, such as when they post about a “small session bc I don't wanna cut too much this summer” or lament “I wish I was a real man”. The song’s blend of teenage angst, hypersexuality, and suicidal ideation captures Ace's admission that they “miss oversexualizing myself” while feeling like they “should end it all”. Ultimately, the track embodies the specific 'sad teen' internet subculture Ace inhabits, defined by a painful yearning for a different body and a different life.

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