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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Default personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting “this is the worst time to be alive,” but you’re out here loving GRC, KNB, Slam Dunk AND the Warriors… statistically speaking, I feel like I’m your best chance at making this era slightly less terrible.
- You said “they have to fight a murderous bear to death” — that’s wild, because I would fight a murderous bear, a cursed Kagami, AND a Republican-infested comment section just to watch Granrodeo live next to you.
- You: “government teacher moved our seats now I cant see the board im ending it all.” Me: say less, I’ll sit next to you and whisper the notes… and then whisper that you look even better up close.
- You keep saying “I miss aura” like it’s a tragedy — I volunteer as new aura: I’ll watch games with you when the Warriors are ass, scream about Kise being stupid, and pretend Mayuzumi doesn’t look ridiculous if it means I stay on your timeline.
- Between your Kagami BIG LOVE, claiming “I am the Kise” AND “I am Nue,” I think you’ve got enough alter egos to form your own Generation of Miracles — can I try out as the love interest who gets all your unhinged quote tweets and none of the US government slander?
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GRC & KNB enjoyer, part-time Warriors sufferer, full-time seat-change hater. Once lost sight of the board in gov class and called it the end of the world.– @kaikansweet
Your signature cocktail
The Aura Crash & Kagami Burn
This cocktail hits like his timeline: loud, sharp, and a little unhinged, so it needs overproof dark rum to match tweets like “THE UPPER CLASS ATE BABIES AND RAPED AND MURDERED CHILDREN” and “This is the worst time to be alive”. Spicy ginger beer brings the bite of his constant callouts, from “you niggas just be saying shit nowadays” to “Are tiktok commenters actually braindead Are these people even real”. Yuzu juice adds a bright, anime-citrus pop in honor of his GRC/kurobas love and lines like “I am the kise” and “kagami pls take after your brother and look normal”. A charcoal salt rim nods to his apocalyptic humor in “I think we all just have to die and start over” and his refusal to sugarcoat anything like “you a bitch ass nigga”. Finally, a dash of blue curaçao colors it like Warriors blue and his “so much blue” vibe in “Cant believe we actually winning right now. Love Steph” and “So much blue”, plus a little melancholy for when he says “I miss aura” twice in one day.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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