Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Frequently jokes about himself, like calling himself a cornball in “Ohhhhh im such a cornball” and clowning his own boredom in “I shant be this bored at 3 am”.
- Creative mindset: Talks about ‘creating’ and music/tapes, e.g. needing to get back to creating in “5 more days until i can get back to creating bruhhhhhhhhh i need it so badddd bruhhhhh” and being locked into a tape in “i’m finally fully locked into this tape im working on”.
- Playful curiosity: Experiments with odd ideas and tech, like ‘micro dosing getting shot in the head’ in “I’m micro dosing getting shot in the head so if it happens i’ll have a higher chance of survival” and ‘new tech’ for singing in public in “New tech: hold your phone up to ur ear while singing/lip syncing music in public so you don’t look insane”.
- Affectionate loyalty: Shows attachment to creators/characters, like defending Vegito in “私の栄光の王ベジットはトップ 4 です。彼は栄光に向かう運命にあります!!!” and telling Matthew Patrick he was there “day one” in “Matthew Patrick remember I was there day one”.
- Expressive honesty: Open about mental state and habits, e.g. acknowledging seasonal depression in “Highkey i’ve been in the worst seasonal depression ive known since the holidays but now i’m so back Ph my gosh” and joking about substance use in “Cigarettes and vapes are so nasty to me i really tried lean before them”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Uses harsh language about himself and life, like “Fuck my worthless life” and dramatic end-of-world comments in “Literally 10 more days until the world is blown to smithereens”.
- Negative coping: Mentions lean, alcohol, and chaotic sleep in ways that sound unhealthy, such as “Seriously never get me drunk again” and using alcohol in “1 twea 1 curwater 3 fireballs please”.
- Social withdrawal: Expresses intent to isolate, like “New years resolutions: Push everyone away Sever all bonds Play the trumpet” and feeling alone after nightmares in “When you have a nightmare but you’re 20 years old and alone so you just gotta deal with it”.
- Inconsistent discipline: Talks about resetting sleep and waking late, e.g. “It might be sleep schedule reset day.” and calling himself a loser for waking at 6 pm in “Woke up at 6 pm like a fat loser but its chill cuz my youtube check came in😝😝😝😝😝😝😝”.
- Edgy insensitivity: Uses shock or harsh jokes that can come off insensitive, such as “Please fucking perish” and the guilt-tinged statement “I left 2 gay people homeless an i feel bad.”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall vibe of this account matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, self-deprecating, but with flashes of vulnerability. Like Bart, they lean hard into irreverent humor and crude bits, from lines like “D is for Dick” and “We’re calling that new white hair green guy Precum” to absurd threats like “Please fucking perish”. There’s a mischievous, attention-grabbing, internet-poisoned teen energy in posts such as “I’m micro dosing getting shot in the head so if it happens i’ll have a higher chance of survival” and “Today i went into the lube entrance”, which feels very Bart causing trouble for the bit. At the same time, the flashes of real sadness or self-loathing, like “Fuck my worthless life” and the note about “the worst seasonal depression ive known since the holidays but now i’m so back”, mirror Bart’s hidden insecurity beneath the clowning. Their playful self-mythologizing in the bio, “celebrate life’s gradeur—its brilliance—its magnificence,” alongside jokes like “New years resolutions: Push everyone away Sever all bonds Play the trumpet”, captures Bart’s mix of dramatic flair, performative rebellion, and underlying longing for connection.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly share personal moments, jokes, and reactions, openly talking about drinking, sleep schedule, and live experiences like “Seriously never get me drunk again” and “Woke up at 6 pm like a fat loser but its chill cuz my youtube check came in😝😝😝😝😝😝😝”, suggesting they process life out loud and enjoy the audience. They favor Intuition over Sensing: their humor and thoughts jump to exaggerated, surreal, or conceptual territory such as “Literally 10 more days until the world is blown to smithereens” and playful identity shifts like “My new name is libary with no r” rather than detailed, practical observation. Their decision-making reads as Feeling: they speak from emotion and mood swings—vulnerability in “Highkey i’ve been in the worst seasonal depression ive known since the holidays but now i’m so back Ph my gosh” and self‑deprecation in “Fuck my worthless life”—and their takes are more about vibe than structured logic. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: they embrace chaos, spontaneity, and unfinishedness, joking about sleep-reset days in “It might be sleep schedule reset day.”, impulse control in “me Vs Impulse Buying (Circa 2025)”, and procrastinating creative work in “i have to finish this music in FOUR DAYS. FUCK!!!”, all pointing to an adaptable, go-with-the-flow ENFP style rather than a structured J-type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your new name is “codeine craig,” but I think it should be “Vegito,” because ever since I saw your DRAGON BALL poll tweets, I’ve been tryna fuse our schedules together.
- You micro-dosed getting shot in the head, tongue-kissed a water bottle, and still found time to beef with FNaF 2 and Marty Supreme… at this point I’m convinced dating you would be the most entertaining cinematic universe ever made.
- You joked about pushing everyone away and severing all bonds for your New Year’s resolution, but the way you talk about seasonal depression and still celebrate life’s ‘gradeur’ lowkey tells me you deserve someone who actually sticks around. Can I apply?
- You’re out here waiting ‘in bated breath for Chozetsu Dynamic’s return,’ voting for Vegito, and calling yourself ‘the youth’—I’m just trying to be the one person you’re NOT pushing away when the world blows to smithereens in ‘literally 10 more days.’
- You said you need a short person around 24/7 as an arm rest and that you’re ‘4’4 slow awkward and get no play’—how about we compromise: I’ll be your emotional arm rest, you be my awkward little guy, and we’ll both finally get some play.
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Your new Twitter bio
20. Music, movies, and Dragon Ball hot takes. Once gave my mom’s laptop 4 viruses for a Minecraft texture pack. Creating, overthinking, repeating.– @kaioushiin
Your signature cocktail
The Seasonal Youth Lock-In
This drink hits like one of their chaotic nights, built on a base of cinnamon whiskey in honor of the legendary order “1 twea 1 curwater 3 fireballs please”. Cloudy apple juice brings a cozy, childlike sweetness for the kid-at-heart who says things like “I shant be this bored at 3 am” and lives online. A splash of blue curaçao adds electric, cartoonish color for the anime/game nerd raving about polls and characters in tweets like “yamcha tenshinhan chaoz & chichi in top 20 this is awesome”. The fresh lemon cuts through with sharp bite, mirroring their swings from “celebrate life’s gradeur—its brilliance—its magnificence” to lines like “Fuck my worthless life”. Finally, a cherry cream soda foam on top captures their goofy, fizzy, over-the-top persona: the same person who proudly tweets “Seriously never get me drunk again” and still somehow always ends up back in the mix.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account reads like classic chaotic Gryffindor energy: dramatic, impulsive, and always turned up to 11. They openly throw themselves into intense emotional states, from “Fuck my worthless life” to the wild swing back of “Highkey i’ve been in the worst seasonal depression ive known since the holidays but now i’m so back Ph my gosh”, which shows that hot-blooded, big-feelings, bounce-back resilience Gryffindors are known for. There’s a reckless bravado in things like “Cigarettes and vapes are so nasty to me i really tried lean before them” and the melodramatic apocalyptic joking in “Literally 10 more days until the world is blown to smithereens”, signaling impulsiveness and a taste for risk rather than quiet, methodical planning. They show a performative, attention-grabbing flair — calling themselves “Coolest monkey in the jungle”, declaring “I SEE THINGS YOU CAN’T SEE.”, and boasting about being "locked in" on a tape in “i’m finally fully locked into this tape im working on ive never been so back” — that fits Gryffindor’s showy confidence more than Ravenclaw’s quiet intellect or Slytherin’s calculated ambition. Even their social orientation is loud and ride-or-die rather than detached: they hype creators they like in “Matthew Patrick remember I was there day one” and rally people in “COOL GUYS NICE DUDES CHERISHED FRIEDS WELCOMING FELLAS COME ON FRIENDS LETS FUCKING VOTE!”, mirroring Gryffindor’s instinct to loudly stand with their people rather than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff. Overall, the combination of emotional extremity, reckless humor, and flamboyant self-expression points far more strongly to Gryffindor than to any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Pursuit of Happiness - Kid Cudi
The mix of dark humor, self-deprecation, and genuine vulnerability in their tweets fits Kid Cudi’s Pursuit of Happiness perfectly. They swing between nihilistic jokes like “Fuck my worthless life” and dramatic, anxious humor such as “Literally 10 more days until the world is blown to smithereens”, mirroring the song’s tension between partying, escapism, and inner emptiness. Their bio, “celebrate life’s gradeur—its brilliance—its magnificence”, captures the same bittersweet attempt to find meaning and joy that runs through the track. They openly reference seasonal depression in “Highkey i’ve been in the worst seasonal depression ive known since the holidays but now i’m so back Ph my gosh”, echoing the song’s cycle of feeling lost but trying to bounce back. Even their chaotic, substance-related humor like “Seriously never get me drunk again” and “My new name is codeine craig” aligns with the song’s exploration of chasing highs while wrestling with the lows behind them.
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