Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and jokes even when stressed, like mocking ENEM scoring and family reactions in tweets such as “chegou a parte mais difícil do enem que eh explicar a tri pra minha mãe” and “mandei minha nota pra minha mãe aí ela 'quem é léo?'”.
- Emotionally-aware: Openly expresses feelings like stress, nostalgia, and affection, for example “que saudade das impressões infinitas da biblioteca 😭” and “amo o veríssimo 🥺”.
- Curious: Frequently questions things around them, from exams and systems to random facts, like “tenho my duvida doq uma mentoria faz” and “o hulk eh cunhado da marília mendonça??”.
- Family-oriented: Mentions and engages with family often, showing involvement and care, such as “minha mãe foi pra janela falar com a leila.” and “o meu irmão pqp”.
- Studious: Talks a lot about ENEM, cursinhos, and study materials like mildliners and marca-texto, for instance “tri de mat e natureza forma incríveis dms” and “muito difícil escolher cursinho tem q ser vidente nessa porra”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Repeatedly devalues own performance and results, like “cada vez q eu vejo minha nota ela parece cada vez pior” and “minha tri foi ótima pros meus acertos de ano q vem eu me fuder já podem cavar a cova”.
- Anxious: Describes intense worry and physical tension about exams and bureaucracy, for example “de vez em quando eu lembro q esqueci o documento no segundo dia do enem e me dá uma palpitação” and “minha mãe no carro falando q tinha saído a nota do enem eu nunca infartei tão rápido”.
- Easily-frustrated: Shows quick irritation with small obstacles like rain, bureaucracy, and materials, such as “esse detran eh uma MERDA”, “acabem com as chuvas de verão”, and “so queria minha marca texto”.
- Negative-ruminating: Revisits stressful events and outcomes instead of letting them go, like repeatedly talking about ENEM results in “cada vez q eu vejo minha nota ela parece cada vez pior” and returning to the lost document incident in “de vez em quando eu lembro q esqueci o documento no segundo dia do enem”.
- Catastrophizing: Tends to turn difficulties into extreme scenarios, as in “vai começar o inferno” about studies and “pros meus acertos de ano q vem eu me fuder já podem cavar a cova” about future performance.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, with a mix of studious anxiety, strong opinions, and niche obsessions. They are deeply wrapped up in exams and grades, stressing over ENEM scores and TRI just like Lisa stresses over school performance, as seen in tweets like “chegou a parte mais difícil do enem que eh explicar a tri pra minha mãe” and “minha tri foi ótima pros meus acertos de ano q vem eu me fuder já podem cavar a cova”. They also have a sensitive, artsy side, loving books and writers (“amo o veríssimo 🥺”) and sentimental media moments (“diva te amo monomania”). Their tweets show emotional intensity and overthinking about life choices like cursinho and future plans, matching Lisa’s early-maturity and existential worry: “muito difícil escolher cursinho tem q ser vidente nessa porra”. They also display a bit of sarcastic, world-weary humor about institutions and society (“esse detran eh uma MERDA”), which fits Lisa’s tendency to critique the world around her while still caring deeply.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their timeline centers on family, studying, crochet, and media they love rather than going out or crowds, and even when they mention others it’s intimate or anecdotal, like their mom and neighbor in “minha mãe foi pra janela falar com a leila.” or quietly missing the library in “que saudade das impressões infinitas da biblioteca 😭”. Their style is clearly Intuitive: they often jump from a small trigger to broader feelings or imaginative associations, such as the nostalgic, almost cinematic framing in “do you think i have forgotten about you” and the poetic bio “vienna waits for you,” rather than focusing on raw facts. They are strongly Feeling: emotional reactions and values dominate—note the many heart‑on‑sleeve posts like “amo o veríssimo 🥺”, caring about loved ones disliking coconut in “as pessoas q eu amo odeiam coco é isso acaba comigo 💔”, and affection for shows and music in “ai eu amo essa série”. Finally, they skew Perceiving rather than tightly structured Judging: they talk about confusion with planning and choices like “muito difícil escolher cursinho tem q ser vidente nessa porra”, complain about chaotic study logistics and ENEM surprises in “chegou a parte mais difícil do enem que eh explicar a tri pra minha mãe” and “de vez em quando eu lembro q esqueci o documento no segundo dia do enem e me dá uma palpitação”, and generally react in the moment rather than projecting rigid plans. The combination of introspective vibe, imaginative/nostalgic tone, emotional expressiveness, and somewhat improvised organization fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You missing the ‘infinite prints at the library’ and me missing the chance to study with you there feels like a TRI-level tragedy. Want to fix the item response and go on a bookstore date instead?
- You yelling PURPLE RAAAAAIN and Panic! lyrics on the timeline… I feel like I just unlocked the DLC where we scream 2000s bangers together instead of explaining ENEM TRI to our moms.
- You know that tweet about incredible trips when you ‘didn’t know how to dress like a normal person’? Joke’s on you, I’d still think you look perfect standing next to me in every single photo.
- If choosing a cram school ‘requires being a psychic’, let me help: I foresee you getting your spot, your Mildliners, and one very annoying person (me) bringing you coconut sweets while you complain about MPA rows.
- You said ‘Vienna waits for you’, but honestly, so do I—until then, we can train for the trip by recreating that beach/pier photo, except this time you don’t forget documents and I don’t forget to ask you out.
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Future med student with Enem PTSD, crocheting through rainstorms and Detran queues. Once lost a MagicBand under three coats at Disney.– @kairezcomkez
Your signature cocktail
Vienna Waits For UPA
This cocktail is named Vienna Waits For UPA as a mash-up of their bio “vienna waits for you” and the eternal vestibular struggle in “upa não eh ps né galera”, because studying vibes and escapist daydreams coexist in their timeline. Cachaça infused with toasted coconut reflects their Brazilian roots and the heartbreak of “as pessoas q eu amo odeiam coco é isso acaba comigo 💔”. Violet liqueur nods to their love for purple aesthetics and dramatic flair in “purple raaaaain”. Cold brew coffee captures late‑night ENEM anxiety and intensity from tweets like “vai começar o inferno” and “cada vez q eu vejo minha nota ela parece cada vez pior”. Passion fruit juice brings sweet-and-tart teenage chaos à la “galera que saudade de ter 16 anos”, while sparkling water adds a fizzy, playful lightness that matches their stream-of-consciousness humor in posts like “do you want the house touuuuur”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is full of academic focus, analysis, and wry commentary that fits a Ravenclaw profile more than any other house. They obsess over ENEM scores and the nuances of TRI, showing both intellectual rigor and meta-thinking about how evaluation works, as in “chegou a parte mais difícil do enem que eh explicar a tri pra minha mãe” and “minha tri foi ótima pros meus acertos de ano q vem eu me fuder já podem cavar a cova”. There’s clear love of study tools and note‑taking aesthetics—very Ravenclaw traits—when they pine for specific stationery like “mildliner 😭😭😭😭😭” and “meu sonho as marca texto mildliner”. Their humor is quick and referential, jumping from Abbott Elementary jokes (“quando a janine fala hi pra criança no corredor ai o mlk 'i bet you are'”) to self-aware comments about cognitive tests like “so pra quem tirou 9,5 no teste de qi do detran”. While there are flashes of Hufflepuff-like affection (e.g., for family and authors) and Slytherin-esque ambition in pursuit of high scores, the dominant throughline is a brainy, slightly neurotic, culturally literate student energy—classic modern Ravenclaw.
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Vienna - Billy Joel
The song Vienna fits them perfectly, starting with the direct nod in their bio, “vienna waits for you”, which echoes the song’s central lyric about life not being a race. Their timeline shows a mix of academic pressure and overthinking, like “chegou a parte mais difícil do enem que eh explicar a tri pra minha mãe” and “muito difícil escolher cursinho tem q ser vidente nessa porra”, mirroring the song’s message about slowing down and not letting anxiety run your life. At the same time, they’re sentimental and nostalgic, as in “que saudade das impressões infinitas da biblioteca 😭” and “galera que saudade de ter 16 anos”, which matches the reflective, slightly wistful tone of Vienna. Their love for books and stories, seen in “amo o veríssimo 🥺” and wanting their brother to read more in “eu queria tanto que meu irmão tivesse esse hábito e gosto de leitura”, also fits the introspective, thoughtful vibe of the song. Overall, Vienna captures their blend of humor, stress, nostalgia, and the desire to find a gentler pace in life.
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