
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, with a mix of studious anxiety, strong opinions, and niche obsessions. They are deeply wrapped up in exams and grades, stressing over ENEM scores and TRI just like Lisa stresses over school performance, as seen in tweets like “chegou a parte mais difícil do enem que eh explicar a tri pra minha mãe” and “minha tri foi ótima pros meus acertos de ano q vem eu me fuder já podem cavar a cova”. They also have a sensitive, artsy side, loving books and writers (“amo o veríssimo 🥺”) and sentimental media moments (“diva te amo monomania”). Their tweets show emotional intensity and overthinking about life choices like cursinho and future plans, matching Lisa’s early-maturity and existential worry: “muito difícil escolher cursinho tem q ser vidente nessa porra”. They also display a bit of sarcastic, world-weary humor about institutions and society (“esse detran eh uma MERDA”), which fits Lisa’s tendency to critique the world around her while still caring deeply.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: their timeline centers on family, studying, crochet, and media they love rather than going out or crowds, and even when they mention others it’s intimate or anecdotal, like their mom and neighbor in “minha mãe foi pra janela falar com a leila.” or quietly missing the library in “que saudade das impressões infinitas da biblioteca 😭”. Their style is clearly Intuitive: they often jump from a small trigger to broader feelings or imaginative associations, such as the nostalgic, almost cinematic framing in “do you think i have forgotten about you” and the poetic bio “vienna waits for you,” rather than focusing on raw facts. They are strongly Feeling: emotional reactions and values dominate—note the many heart‑on‑sleeve posts like “amo o veríssimo 🥺”, caring about loved ones disliking coconut in “as pessoas q eu amo odeiam coco é isso acaba comigo 💔”, and affection for shows and music in “ai eu amo essa série”. Finally, they skew Perceiving rather than tightly structured Judging: they talk about confusion with planning and choices like “muito difícil escolher cursinho tem q ser vidente nessa porra”, complain about chaotic study logistics and ENEM surprises in “chegou a parte mais difícil do enem que eh explicar a tri pra minha mãe” and “de vez em quando eu lembro q esqueci o documento no segundo dia do enem e me dá uma palpitação”, and generally react in the moment rather than projecting rigid plans. The combination of introspective vibe, imaginative/nostalgic tone, emotional expressiveness, and somewhat improvised organization fits INFP best.

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Future med student with Enem PTSD, crocheting through rainstorms and Detran queues. Once lost a MagicBand under three coats at Disney.– @kairezcomkez

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is named Vienna Waits For UPA as a mash-up of their bio “vienna waits for you” and the eternal vestibular struggle in “upa não eh ps né galera”, because studying vibes and escapist daydreams coexist in their timeline. Cachaça infused with toasted coconut reflects their Brazilian roots and the heartbreak of “as pessoas q eu amo odeiam coco é isso acaba comigo 💔”. Violet liqueur nods to their love for purple aesthetics and dramatic flair in “purple raaaaain”. Cold brew coffee captures late‑night ENEM anxiety and intensity from tweets like “vai começar o inferno” and “cada vez q eu vejo minha nota ela parece cada vez pior”. Passion fruit juice brings sweet-and-tart teenage chaos à la “galera que saudade de ter 16 anos”, while sparkling water adds a fizzy, playful lightness that matches their stream-of-consciousness humor in posts like “do you want the house touuuuur”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is full of academic focus, analysis, and wry commentary that fits a Ravenclaw profile more than any other house. They obsess over ENEM scores and the nuances of TRI, showing both intellectual rigor and meta-thinking about how evaluation works, as in “chegou a parte mais difícil do enem que eh explicar a tri pra minha mãe” and “minha tri foi ótima pros meus acertos de ano q vem eu me fuder já podem cavar a cova”. There’s clear love of study tools and note‑taking aesthetics—very Ravenclaw traits—when they pine for specific stationery like “mildliner 😭😭😭😭😭” and “meu sonho as marca texto mildliner”. Their humor is quick and referential, jumping from Abbott Elementary jokes (“quando a janine fala hi pra criança no corredor ai o mlk 'i bet you are'”) to self-aware comments about cognitive tests like “so pra quem tirou 9,5 no teste de qi do detran”. While there are flashes of Hufflepuff-like affection (e.g., for family and authors) and Slytherin-esque ambition in pursuit of high scores, the dominant throughline is a brainy, slightly neurotic, culturally literate student energy—classic modern Ravenclaw.

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The song Vienna fits them perfectly, starting with the direct nod in their bio, “vienna waits for you”, which echoes the song’s central lyric about life not being a race. Their timeline shows a mix of academic pressure and overthinking, like “chegou a parte mais difícil do enem que eh explicar a tri pra minha mãe” and “muito difícil escolher cursinho tem q ser vidente nessa porra”, mirroring the song’s message about slowing down and not letting anxiety run your life. At the same time, they’re sentimental and nostalgic, as in “que saudade das impressões infinitas da biblioteca 😭” and “galera que saudade de ter 16 anos”, which matches the reflective, slightly wistful tone of Vienna. Their love for books and stories, seen in “amo o veríssimo 🥺” and wanting their brother to read more in “eu queria tanto que meu irmão tivesse esse hábito e gosto de leitura”, also fits the introspective, thoughtful vibe of the song. Overall, Vienna captures their blend of humor, stress, nostalgia, and the desire to find a gentler pace in life.

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