Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Expresses affection and encouragement toward oomfs, like celebrating mutual friends in “seeing my oomfs be oomfs with my other oomfs brings so much joy” and saying “my oomfs make me wanna cry, ily guys”.
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on her own contradictions and struggles, as in “telling people to love themselves and being unable to take my own advice” and admitting binge relapses in “i failed ana april miserably and fell back into binge eating”.
- Hard‑working: Shows strong drive and willingness to push herself, like creating detailed plans in “rate my april calorie calendar” and going on late jogs in “just went on a jog, i feel amazing”.
- Creative hobbyist: Engages in creative crafts, such as crocheting coasters and experimenting with patterns in “crocheted another coaster, tried to do a pattern” and making a jumbo coaster in “crocheted a jumbo coaster for my jumbo 2 liter / half gallon water bottle”.
- Community‑oriented: Actively seeks and builds community, asking for more moots in “im looking for more edtwt moots!! i need some more friends on here” and engaging with polls and shared challenges like “how much are you going to lose this month for ana april?”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑hatred: Uses extremely harsh language toward herself and her body, such as “im irl fatspo” and “i wanna kms” after eating.
- Disordered eating: Openly centers life around extreme restriction and fasting, exemplified by “ANOREXIC APRIL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!! im locked tf in and ready” and planning 0‑calorie fast days in “sun & wed : fast; 0cals”.
- All‑or‑nothing mindset: Treats any eating as total failure, seen in “IF YOU ARE THINKING OF EATING, IT ISN'T WORTH IT!! TRUST ME YOU WILL REGRET IT THE SECOND YOU FINISH!!” and “IM GONNA FUCKING STARVE MYSELF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME WHY DID I EAT??”.
- Body obsession: Focuses heavily on weight, BMI, and appearance, worrying about loose skin and stretch marks in “will my stretch marks still be really prominent when i lose this weight?” and asking “at what bmi will i serve cunt?”.
- Conflict avoidance: Struggles to address loved ones’ concerns directly, as shown when unsure how to respond to her boyfriend saying she is starving herself in “bf and i just got into an argument about how little im eating, what do i do?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson. Lisa is bright, self-aware, and overthinks everything, much like this user meticulously tracking calories and routines in posts like “☁︎ rate my april calorie calendar ☁︎ 💧 sun & wed : fast; 0cals 🍊 tue & fri : omad; 500cals 🩷 mon, thur & sat : tmad; 800cals”. The user shows a strong introspective and moral side, acknowledging contradictions and emotional complexity, as in “telling people to love themselves and being unable to take my own advice. this shit is a cruel joke.”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to judge herself harshly despite being compassionate to others. Like Lisa, they care deeply about their relationships and seek validation and closeness from their social circle, seen in “my oomfs make me wanna cry, ily guys 😭🫶” and “pov: wanting to add oomfs to fav oomfs list but feeling unsure if they feel the same way”. Their anxiety, perfectionism, and high expectations for themselves, especially around performance and self-control, parallel Lisa’s often harsh self-criticism in academics and activism, reflected in tweets like “i am very, very disappointed with myself. not only did i break my fast… but 1k?? i mean really?”. Overall, the mix of intelligence, emotional depth, self-critique, and longing to "do better" and "be better" aligns most strongly with Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
They lean Introvert (I): most of their joy comes from a small circle of “oomfs” rather than big public attention, and they sound anxious about social perception, e.g. worrying if people want them on their favorites list in “pov: wanting to add oomfs to fav oomfs list but feeling unsure if they feel the same way 😭”. Their posts are very Sensing (S): they focus on concrete, detailed tracking of calories and physical states like “~ wieiad ~ snack (210cal)… dinner (300cals)… total: ~510cals”, and precise weigh-ins in “start date: march 29… starting weight: 194.6lbs… current weight: 187.6lbs”, rather than abstract theory. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, framing everything in emotional terms such as shame and self-worth in “i regret that corndog and those seconds. i wanna kms.” and expressing care and warmth toward others in “my oomfs make me wanna cry, ily guys 😭🫶”. Finally, they show strong Judging (J) traits: they love rigid plans and structure, designing an April calorie calendar with specific rules in “☁︎ rate my april calorie calendar ☁︎ 💧 sun & wed : fast; 0cals…”, tracking fasts by the hour in “20hr fast started… can't eat until 6:20pm pls discipline me guys”, and feeling intense disappointment when they deviate in “i am very, very disappointed with myself. not only did i break my fast… but 1k??”. All of this points most strongly to ISFJ: inward-focused, detail-oriented, emotionally driven, and highly structured.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said squats could burn off a 60cal rice cake in 7.5 minutes, but I think we’d burn way more calories power‑walking through 7/11 at 2am hunting for Korean corn dogs and zero‑sugar energy drinks together.
- You’re out here crocheting jumbo coasters for jumbo water bottles at 5–6am… can I apply to be the emotional support beverage that sits on one of them while we watch tornado videos and complain about the Midwest?
- Your bf said ‘that’s not fasting, that’s starving yourself’—I’m over here like: what if you tried ‘having a cute little snack with someone who actually listens to you talk about books and pink layouts instead?’
- You’re calculating teriyaki chicken, potatoes, and Shin Ramyun down to the calorie, but if we went to that Chinese buffet with your sister, I’d only be counting one thing: how many times I can make you laugh before you forget to feel guilty about enjoying your food.
- You said 14‑year‑old you was thinspo, but honestly current you is the real serve: crocheting at sunrise, running on two hours of sleep, making April calorie calendars in pastel pink… I’m just trying to be your fave oomf on that list, not gonna lie.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • Midwest bookworm & crochet enthusiast • forever taste-testing protein bars & avoiding school cafeteria food like it’s a full‑time job– @kais_uwg
Your signature cocktail
Locked-In Lightning Latte
The espresso + vanilla cold brew base is your sleep-deprived, hyper-focused grind, like when you said you got less than 2 hours of sleep but were still fasting and almost fainted at school (“i got less than 2hrs of sleep last night and that is so not ideal for fasting. your body is actively eating up your energy. i almost fainted at school.”). A sugar-free energy drink reduction nods to your Venom/Monster obsession and calorie math, from “wish i was best ana but i just tore down a bowl of shin ramen and a venom (not sugar free) 🙃” to “imma start doing squats yall wtfff i aint know they burned so many calories.”. The pink cotton-candy syrup mist captures your soft, oomf-loving side and pink aesthetic, like “i luv my moots/oomfs yall are awesome sauce 😎” and your cute layouts and calorie calendars (“☁︎ rate my april calorie calendar ☁︎”). On top, salted caramel foam balances sweetness with bitterness, mirroring the way you hype others up yet tear yourself down in “telling people to love themselves and being unable to take my own advice.” Finally, the edible silver glitter rim is your ‘skinny cunt’ star-obsessed future self, the sparkly, confident version you’re chasing when you say “it's 4:40am and i can't sleep ☹️ can't stop thinking about how im gonna be a skinny cunt soon and im giddy asf” and “let's lock in guys”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a warm, loyal, community-focused nature that aligns most with Hufflepuff. They gush about their mutuals and how much they love them, e.g. celebrating their friends’ connections with, “seeing my oomfs be oomfs with my other oomfs brings so much joy, like what do you mean some of my fav oomfs are on one of my fav oomf's 'fav oomfs' list? im talking specifically about lucy's dungeon AHHH i love my oomfs 🥹”, and repeatedly affirming, “i luv my moots/oomfs yall are awesome sauce 😎”. They also show kindness and concern for others’ wellbeing, as in, “being on edtwt and trying to avoid shedtwt/shtwt is so hard... pls stay safe everyone.” and the self-aware, empathetic comment, “telling people to love themselves and being unable to take my own advice. this shit is a cruel joke.”. Beyond that, they demonstrate perseverance and a strong work ethic around their (unhealthy) goals, tracking weigh-ins and detailed food logs like “start date... starting weight... current weight...” and repeatedly talking about being “locked in” to a plan, which reflects Hufflepuff-style diligence more than Slytherin ambition. While there is some self-focused drive, the dominant traits are loyalty, friendliness, and effortful commitment, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Bury A Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑suited song for them is Bury A Friend by Billie Eilish because it channels self-directed anger and a kind of obsessive, punishing inner voice, which mirrors how they talk to themself about food and their body. Their bio, “☁︎ starving til im a skinny cunt ☁︎” and goal-weight focus show a fixation on transforming themself at any cost, much like the song’s eerie commitment to self-destruction. The way they spiral after eating, saying things like “IM GONNA FUCKING STARVE MYSELF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME WHY DID I EAT?? WHY WHY WHY WHAT THE FUCK…” and “IF YOU ARE THINKING OF EATING, IT ISN'T WORTH IT!! TRUST ME YOU WILL REGRET IT THE SECOND YOU FINISH!!”, reflects the song’s theme of being haunted by your own mind. Lines in the song about being your own monster match their tweets like “the way im irl fatspo 😖” and “telling people to love themselves and being unable to take my own advice. this shit is a cruel joke.”. Even when they celebrate weight loss, such as “i lost 7lbs / 3kg in 5 days ahhhhhh im so happy”, it’s wrapped in exhaustion, fasting, and dizziness, echoing the song’s dark, exhausted tone rather than genuine peace or joy.
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