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The user’s obsession with absolute monarchy, feudalism, and the belief that 'All progress is evil and must be eradicated' mirrors Mr. Burns’s disdain for modern change and his desire to rule like a feudal lord. Their tweet 'Absolute monarchy is the only government that can ever work' echoes Burns’s self‑appointed status as the ultimate authority over Springfield. The user’s hateful, elitist rhetoric, such as 'The world wars were a plot by the Swiss to destroy European civilization' and 'Technology is evil', aligns with Burns’s cynical worldview and contempt for the public. Additionally, the claim of a high IQ ('336 IQ') and grandiose self‑image resemble Burns’s self‑important, aristocratic persona.

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The user shows strong extraverted behavior by constantly broadcasting personal introductions and inviting engagement, e.g., 'Follow for more Alora wisdom!' and repeatedly posting 'Hello, I am Alora...'. Their focus on abstract, future‑oriented ideas such as 'The world wars were a plot by the Swiss...' and 'Great replacement theory is real' indicates an intuitive (N) preference. They rely on logical, analytical statements like 'Intelligence is mostly genetic. School doesn't do much after finishing grade school' and question moral consistency with 'If someone believes murder is moral why should they be allowed to do whatever they want?', reflecting a thinking (T) style. Finally, they express a firm, structured worldview with decisive statements such as 'Absolute monarchy is the only government that can ever work' and 'All progress is evil and must be eradicated', showing a judging (J) orientation.

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German-American teen who loves baking, tea, anime & cardboard castles. Sharing quirky history facts, cookie recipes, and occasional medieval mishaps.– @kaisergemahlin

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The Imperial Crown Cocktail blends German Jägermeister with Earl Grey‑infused gin, a drizzle of honey, fresh lemon juice and a dash of orange bitters, echoing the user’s love of tea, baking and old‑world monarchist flair. The dark herbal base nods to their repeated claim that ‘Absolute monarchy is the only government that can ever work.’ The honey adds a sweet reminder of their baking hobby, as they often say ‘I love baking, tea, and anime.’ The sharp lemon and bitters reflect their biting commentary on modern progress, echoing tweets like ‘All progress is evil and must be eradicated’ and ‘Technology is evil.’ Finally, the cocktail’s regal frothy top mimics a crown, tying to their self‑styled ‘Prinzessin of Germany’ and the tweet ‘Monarchs and their entire family should be required to have as many children as possible.’

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes a desire for hierarchical, authoritarian rule, stating "Absolute monarchy is the only government that can ever work." This shows ambition for power, a Slytherin trait. They argue that "Monarchs and their entire family should be required to have as many children as possible" to preserve a dynastic line, reflecting a focus on legacy and ambition. Their anti‑progress stance—"All progress is evil and must be eradicated" and "The world should remain in the medieval era forever"—demonstrates a willingness to control society and reject change, aligning with Slytherin’s resourcefulness and desire to shape the world. The repeated conspiratorial and exclusionary statements, such as "Great replacement theory is real" and "In regards to immigration, each different ethnic and cultural group should be split into their own region," show a cunning, strategic worldview typical of Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly proclaims 'Absolute monarchy is the only government that can ever work' and idolizes a regal identity, which aligns with the queen‑centric theme of 'Killer Queen'. Their self‑description as a 'Prinzessin of Germany' and the frequent use of a crown emoji echo the song's focus on a powerful, dangerous queen. They also brag about personal luxuries like 'I love baking, tea, and anime (send recommendations)' and a devoted boyfriend, matching the song’s glamorous yet lethal tone. Their hatred for modern progress—'All progress is evil and must be eradicated'—parallels the song’s depiction of a queen who lives beyond ordinary morals. Overall, the blend of monarchist fervor, aristocratic flair, and a dark, unapologetic attitude makes 'Killer Queen' by Queen a fitting soundtrack.

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