Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient: She bounced back from failing the first call to celebrating “PASSEI NA SSGUNDA CHAMADA” at USP.
- Disciplined: Even during vacations, she maintained a routine of “estudando 2h por dia” to meet her goals.
- Socially Conscious: She uses her platform to advocate for change, such as the “Petição para Fim da LGBTfobia”.
- Self-Motivated: She creates her own “visionnn boaaard” to visualize her academic dreams and stay focused.
- Academically Ambitious: She challenges herself with difficult material, even successfully “RESOLVI UMA QUEATAO DO ITA”.
Weaknesses:
- Anxiety Prone: Thinking about entrance exams like the UFG often makes her feel “beem ansiosa”.
- Forgetful: She frequently forgets to track her progress, often “esqueci de ligar o ypt” while studying.
- Self-Deprecating: She labels herself harshly after difficult exams, calling the UFG test her “atestado de burrice”.
- Easily Overwhelmed: The pressure of studying sometimes leads to emotional breakdowns where she says “estudo 1h e choro 2h”.
- Impatient: She struggles with waiting for results or deliveries, expressing frustration when she “cade minha encomenda”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving student and an activist who is deeply invested in social justice, as seen in their “Petição para Fim da LGBTfobia em Campanhas Políticas”. They share Lisa's academic intensity and occasional existential dread over performance, tweeting “to qse arrancando meeeeeeuss caabelooss de medo da minha redaçao ter sido a pior das piores”. They are intellectually curious, even enjoying complex subjects like “organica é tao gostosinho de estudar”, yet they often feel the weight of their own high expectations. Ultimately, their hard work mirrors Lisa's journey, culminating in the triumphant announcement: “passei na USP”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Kaiserstudy exhibits Extroversion (E) through her highly expressive, social presence in the studytwt community, actively seeking 'moots' and sharing her high-energy reactions, such as “VAI TER MULHER LÉSBICA NORDESTINA... NA USP SIMMMMM”. Her Intuition (N) is visible in her interest in geopolitics and abstract social causes, as seen in her “Petição para Fim da LGBTfobia” and her “vision board”. She is a Feeling (F) type who navigates her studies through heavy emotional cycles, admitting “eu estudo 1h e choro 2h” and frequently using emotional language to describe her progress. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is evident in her struggle with rigid schedules and spontaneous lapses in organization, noting “esqueci de parar o cronometro qnd parei d estudar e comecei a chorar” and “esqueci q amanha tem prova”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a question from the UFG entrance exam? Because even if I don't make any sense of you at first, I’d still spend my whole weekend trying to figure you out.
- Forget the second call—you were my first choice the moment I saw you on the listão.
- Is your name Organic Chemistry? Because studying you feels so much better than anything else on the curriculum.
- I promise to be more reliable than the Ferretto platform—I’ll never go down right when you need me most.
- You can stop searching for those Fuvest-style simulations; the only thing I want us to simulate is a date to celebrate your USP acceptance.
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From tackling ITA physics in Goiás to USP's second call list. 🌈 🇧🇷 Aspiring psych student, reader of 'A visão das plantas,' and professional Yeolpumta forgetter.– @Kaiserstudy
Your signature cocktail
The Northeastern Goiânia-USP Spritz
This drink is high-energy and resilient, reflecting a student who spent her third year of high school juggling school and entrance exams until she could finally shout “VAI TER MULHER LÉSBICA NORDESTINA QUE MORA NO GOIÁS NA USP SIMMMMM”. The bittersweet flavor profile mirrors her academic journey, where some days she admits “eu estudo 1h e choro 2h”, balanced by the pure joy of seeing “meu nominho na lista pra segunda fase da fuvet que coisa linda meu deus”. The strong Cachaça base represents her grit after facing tough exams like the UFG, which she called her “atestado de burrice” before ultimately triumphing. It’s a celebratory, vibrant cocktail served in a glass as colorful as her “vision board”, perfect for someone who finally “passei na USP” on the second call.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Nani demonstrates a Ravenclaw-coded deep love for learning and analytical rigor, frequently expressing an intense desire for academic growth even outside school hours. Her intellectual curiosity is evident when she spends “3h30 pesquisando sobre o conflito entre israel e palestina” or celebrates mastering complex topics, exclaiming that “organica é tao gostosinho de estudar”. She values specialized educational resources, admitting she would “venderia meu rin” for an essay course, and her pride in solving an “QUESTAO DO ITA” reflects a Ravenclaw's appreciation for mental challenges. Ultimately, her success in passing the USP exam on the second call stems from her meticulous focus on “simulados do estilo da fuvest” and her constant pursuit of wisdom.
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Mastermind - Taylor Swift
The song's theme of meticulous planning and ambition perfectly mirrors Nani’s intense dedication to her academic goals. Her journey is defined by the high-stakes pressure of elite entrance exams, as seen when she writes, “CARALHOOO PORRAAA PASSEI PRA SEGUNDA FASE DA FUVEST CARALHO”. Despite moments of exhaustion and self-doubt, she remains focused on the 'scheme' of her future, eventually celebrating her success with the exclamation, “passei na USP”. The track Mastermind captures the essence of a student who calculates every move, from her “visionnn boaaard” to her relentless pursuit of a spot at a top university. Ultimately, her hard work pays off as she asserts her presence as a “MULHER LÉSBICA NORDESTINA QUE MORA NO GOIÁS NA USP SIMMMMM”, proving that her success was no accident, but a result of her own design.
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