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Your Simpsons character
Kai most closely matches Bart Simpson: energetic, sports-obsessed, and constantly firing off sarcastic reactions. Their timeline is full of passionate, slightly chaotic fandom for wrestling, darts and football, from the all-caps excitement of “YESSSSSSSS JOHNNNNNNN!!!!!! #WrestleMania” to the giddy disbelief of “WHATTTTTT THE FUCKKK”. Like Bart’s rebellious streak, Kai doesn’t hesitate to rant at institutions and booking decisions with lines like “Fuck this company man” and “They work once a week and don’t even want to do that. Joke of a company”. There’s also a mischievous, mocking humour in posts such as “Imagine Logan Paul being your idol, Jesus wept” and calling someone a “twat”, very in line with Bart’s tendency to roast people. At the same time, Bart has a big heart for his heroes, just as Kai shows genuine admiration and emotion for favourites like Cena and CM Punk in tweets like “Gutted it’s over, but that smile before the tap was so perfect, it spoke a thousand words. Thank you John, you’re my hero”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly live-tweet live events (football, WWE, darts) and share immediate reactions, often from venues, e.g. “Outside, this is it, this is happening #oasislive25” and “Seated! #smackdown”, which suggests drawing energy from high-stimulation social environments. Their focus on concrete, sensory experiences points to Sensing: they talk about specific matches, moments, and performances rather than abstract theories, like “Everyone just go and watch aew, this booking is horrendous. Having knight lose 3 years in a row is just them laughing in our face #MoneyInTheBank” and “5456 days later, I got to see my hero again. @CMPunk #Smackdown”. Their tone is blunt, critical, and often focused on judgments of performance and competence, indicating Thinking: see “Fuck this company man” and “Absolutely fucking nonsense… Pure Shite get a grip”, where they prioritize evaluation over harmony. The spontaneity and in-the-moment emotional outbursts point to Perceiving over Judging: many tweets are reactive and impulsive rather than planned, such as “WHATTTTTT THE FUCKKK” and “AHAHAHA WTF #summerslam”. Overall, the combination of high-energy engagement with live events, concrete detail orientation, blunt logical criticism, and spontaneous reactions fits ESTP—the energetic, outspoken, action-focused type who thrives on real-time excitement and performance.

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19. Wrestling-obsessed CTFC & LFC sufferer. Once shook MVG’s hand and peaked. Part-time darts shouter, full-time booking complainer.– @kaisim12

Your signature cocktail
Irish whiskey stands in for their die-hard love of wrestling icons and big-match drama, from “Acknowledging the tribal chief” to the shock of “HAHAHAHAHA CENA IS HEEL”, giving the drink a bold, main-event backbone. Blood orange liqueur captures the passion and intensity of a fan who can go from “Fuck this company man” to “Thanks @TripleH, you’re a genius” in one show, bittersweet but vibrant. A lager top nods to their football and darts fandom, from “Arne Slot is the best of all time” to “Fucking love MVG, absolute honour to shake his hand last year”, giving an easy-going, match-day drinkability. The dash of bitters represents their sharp, no-nonsense takes like “Absolute piss take” and “Christ alive what an unbearable fan base”, adding edge without overpowering. Finally, a cherry cola reduction brings in nostalgic sweetness for heroes such as “5456 days later, I got to see my hero again. @CMPunk #Smackdown” and the boyhood awe of “Gutted it’s over, but that smile before the tap was so perfect, it spoke a thousand words. Thank you John, you’re my hero”, making the whole cocktail taste like a fizzy night at Raw, SmackDown, the Kop, and Ally Pally all at once.

Your Hogwarts House
Kai’s timeline shows a very strong emotional, gutsy, and confrontational streak that fits Gryffindor more than any other house. He openly calls out things he thinks are embarrassing or wrong, e.g. mocking idolising Logan Paul in “Imagine Logan Paul being your idol, Jesus wept” and ripping into WWE booking with posts like “Fuck this company man” and “Everyone just go and watch aew, this booking is horrendous.”, which shows a bold willingness to voice strong opinions. He passionately rides emotional highs and lows with his heroes, from the euphoric “YESSSSSSSS JOHNNNNNNN!!!!!! #WrestleMania” and “Thanks @TripleH, you’re a genius” to the devastated “I’m taking a break, fuck this company man”, showing classic Gryffindor intensity and heart-on-sleeve fandom. He clearly gravitates toward heroic figures and under-pressure moments – calling John Cena his hero in “Thank you John, you’re my hero” and raving about clutch performances in darts and football such as “Absolutely fucking nonsense,17 years old doing that under pressure.” – which aligns with Gryffindor’s admiration for courage. While there’s loyalty (to LFC, to wrestlers like CM Punk and Cena) and some fairness concerns (like “Everton absolutely robbed of a pen there.”), the dominant tone is fiery, impulsive, and valor-focused rather than patient, academic, or calculating. Taken together, the bold criticism, emotional investment in ‘heroes,’ and love of big, dramatic moments strongly point to Gryffindor.

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Their bio explicitly lists Oasis and they were ecstatic about seeing the band live, posting “I’m seeing Oasis TODAY!!!” and “Outside, this is it, this is happening #oasislive25”, which fits the song’s swaggering, live-gig euphoria. Rock ’n’ Roll Star is about living loudly through the music and the moment, mirroring the way they live through wrestling, darts, and football — for example “Wrestling has never left me this shocked and speechless. This is what it’s all about #EliminationChamber”. The song’s defiant, opinionated tone matches their unfiltered takes like “Fuck this company man” and “Everyone just go and watch aew, this booking is horrendous.”. At the same time, there’s a heartfelt side in both the song and their tweets, seen when they say “Thank you John, you’re my hero” and talk about seeing their heroes live. Overall, the blend of passion for Oasis, live events, and loud, emotional fandom makes Rock ’n’ Roll Star the best fit.

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